Pastor Jazz Hands Issues Voting Guide: Trump Gets An “A” For His Truthfulness, Biden And Harris Are “Satanic”

Via press release published by Christian Newswire:

The American Christian Voting Guide rated the Republican and Democrat presidential candidates based on biblical qualifications.

President Donald Trump received an “A-” and Joe Biden graded an “F”. The higher the rating “indicates greater blessings from God” for following God’s Word.

The ranking was evaluated by Rev. Steven Andrew, pastor of USA Christian Church. According to the voting guide, President Trump is the only biblically qualified candidate to be president.

The Christian voting guide also considered Vice President Mike Pence and Kamala Harris. “President Trump and Vice President Pence are the most Christian acting political leaders of our lifetime,” Andrew said. “However, Biden and Harris are the most Satanic candidates in USA history.”

The grading criteria includes truthfulness, doing God’s will (fears God), protecting Christian religious liberty, hating covetousness, and God-given rights (Exodus 18:21, Genesis 1:27).

President Trump’s highest grades are truthfulness (95%) for doing what he promises and hating covetousness (94%) by lowering taxes.

On the other hand, Biden fails for removing God from the Pledge of Allegiance at the DNC and advocating to leave abortion survivors (babies born alive) to die.

Andrew last appeared on JMG when he appealed to LGBTs stop all their sinful fucking or God wouldn’t deliver the nation from coronavirus by Easter as Trump wanted.

Earlier that month Andrew appeared on JMG when he declared March to be “Repent Of LGBT Sin Month.” His video in which he blamed gays for the coronavirus was deleted by YouTube after that JMG post.

Pastor Jazz Hands earned his nickname years ago on JMG because he is the nelliest Miss Thing to crack a bible since Ladybird Bachmann.