Tag Archives: Steven Andrew

Pastor Jazz Hands Issues Voting Guide: Trump Gets An “A” For His Truthfulness, Biden And Harris Are “Satanic”

Via press release published by Christian Newswire: The American Christian Voting Guide rated the Republican and Democrat presidential candidates based on biblical qualifications. President Donald Trump received an “A-” and Joe Biden graded an “F”. The higher the rating “indicates greater blessings from God” for following God’s Word. The ranking was evaluated by Rev. Steven Andrew, pastor of USA Christian …

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Pastor Jazz Hands Has The Sadz: God Destroyed Sodom And Gomorrah, Now He Might Nuke Us Due To SCOTUS

Just in from Pastor Steven “Jazz Hands” Andrew: “The Supreme Judge says the Supreme Court is breaking God’s law and violating the Constitution by attempting to redefine sex in a Title VII opinion on Monday,” said Rev. Steven Andrew. He calls Christians and churches to stand up for God by praying daily for a covenant Christian nation government to immediately …

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Pastor Jazz Hands: God Won’t Deliver Us By Easter As Trump Wants Unless LGBT People Stop All That Fucking

“God wants to deliver the USA from coronavirus by Easter as President Trump hopes, but this is dependent on people following Jesus Christ. “We know the Bible says people lose their souls by following false gods and from LGBT sin, and that disobeying God can cause sickness and plagues (Exodus 15:26, John 5:14). “Man and government cannot fix the coronavirus …

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Pastor Jazz Hands: It’s Repent Of LGBT Sin Month

Via press release from Christian Newswire: Why should people repent of LGBT sin? “God’s love shows it is urgent to repent, because the Bible teaches homosexuals lose their souls and God destroys LGBT societies,” said Steven Andrew. “Obeying God protects the USA from diseases, such as the Coronavirus.” These are reasons why Andrew declared March as “Repent of LGBT Sin …

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Christian Alternative To Facebook Finally Launches

Via the far-right World Net Daily: Describing itself as the “answer to Facebook and Twitter censoring Christians, conservatives and liberty,” a new social-media platform called USA.Life has officially launched. Founder and CEO Steven Andrew said he decided to use his Silicon Valley tech leadership experience to launch the project after he saw Facebook block millions of people from getting his …

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Christian Social Media Attempt Raises $58K In 90 Days

Three months ago when I first mentioned Pastor Steven Andrew’s attempt to launch a “censorship-free” Christian version of Facebook, his crowdfunding page showed just over $100,000 with “26 days to go” in the campaign. As of this writing Andrew has raised $158,513. Curiously, the campaign still has “26 days to go.” Andrew’s money begs continue to appear nearly daily on …

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Here’s Another Attempt At Christian Social Media

Via press release: After Facebook blocked more than 70 million people from Steven Andrew’s conservative and President Trump messages, he decided to “save the Internet” by beginning a powerful conservative social media network. It has an attractive name to unite the nation of USA.Life and people are “signing up as soon as they hear the news,” he said. “USA.Life empowers …

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Huckabee Tops “Christian Voting Guide” Ranking

Click through for a more readable gander at the “American Christian Voting Guide” where Rev. Steven Andrew has thoughtfully ranked the presidential candidates based on which ones are true Christians. You’ll be thrilled to learn that Mike Huckabee “hates covetousness” more than anybody! Except for that 10% of the time when he doesn’t! “A higher score means the greater God …

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