Yesterday my able homo-guide started our excursion at the famous St. Viateur Bagels in Montreal’s hipster-heavy Mile End, home to many of the city’s artists, musicians, and writers. Think Billyburg, but with slightly fewer sleeve tattoos. The bagels aren’t very New York-y, more like unsalted warm pretzels, therefore I liked them. After bagels, Daniel rented me an orange electric scooter …

The SFist is questioning the appropriateness of the above ad which is now appearing in San Francisco. LAN Airlines, a “gay-friendly” airline that served as the official international airline for San Francisco Pride 2010, has a new ad campaign popping up at Muni stops all over San Francisco. Hmm. Do you think LAN — who, we repeat, markets to San …

I think my favorite moment last night came when a hot little Quebecois whispered to me in passing, “Wahhtch out fah Pahno Peet, Joe!” Cracked me up.

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We love her.

Today’s excursion included a trip to the top of Montreal’s namesake. More on today in tomorrow’s recap. I hope to see some of you local homos tonight at Gotha at 9pm!

Midweek Politics’ David Pakman grills Porno Pete LaBarbara about Petey’s notorious undercover adventures into the nation’s leather events and all the other things that make LaBarbera the biggest kook in Kooklandia. Can you count the lies and contradictions? Somebody start a counter.

Yesterday my able homo-guide from Touisme Montreal and I picked up a couple of Bixi bikes and made an all-day excursion across the enormous Jacques Cartier Bridge over the St. Lawrence and down onto Île Sainte-Hélène in the middle of the river, where we toured Parc Jean-Drapeau. There we circled the Biosphere from the 1967 World’s Fair and rode the …

“Unmarried women, 70% of unmarried women, voted for Obama, and this is because when you kick your husband out, you’ve got to have big brother government to be your provider.” – Eagle Forum president Phyllis Schafly, who says that the president is deliberately trying to increase the number of people on welfare in order to ensure his reelection.

Yesterday’s gay pride parade in Jerusalem was met by three separate protests by the city’s Ultra-Orthodox Jews, but the event finished without significant incidents or injuries. It was homosexual rights vs. religion on Thursday in Jerusalem as some 3,000 Israelis joined a gay pride parade, marching with colorful balloons and dancing in the streets. The march infuriated Orthodox Jews. But …

From “America’s favorite dragapella beautyshop quartet.”

Citing statistics about the divorce rate for interfaith marriages, the Concerned Women for America aren’t too happy about Chelsea Clinton marrying a Jew. It won’t even be a real Christian marriage anyway! If doctrine is more than just cultural observances, there is no way it can merely be a casual, insignificant part of a believer’s life. For the true Christian …

Gainesville’s Dove World Church, made famous last year for it’s “No Homo Mayor” campaign, is planning to burn Korans on September 11th. RELATED: You might recall this gem from one of Dove World’s pastors.

The anti-gay Christian group Focus On The Family, which has laid off hundreds of employees in recent years, is about to go through another round of cutbacks. According to the Colorado Gazette, another 100 bigots get their pink slips today. “We are still working out the details of fitting our FY ‘11 budget to the figure our board of directors …

Montreal has a fantastic public bike system called Bixi (bike-taxi), in which you can swipe a credit card and take a bike for free for up to 30 minutes. Longer rides start at $1.50/hour and are very reasonable thereafter. You can return to the bike to any of the numerous docking stands around town, making them perfect for short one-way …

For when your love is so strong, it can’t be torn apart. But it can be held open.

The NOM 2010 Victimization Tour rolls on.