Todd Starnes: Trump Should Order An ICE Raid To Arrest All Dreamers That Democrats Bring To SOTU

Todd Starnes writes for Fox News:

House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi and a number of other Democrats plan to fill the House gallery with illegal aliens when President Trump delivers his first State of the Union address on Tuesday. ABC News reports at least 24 House Democrats plan to bring illegals — the so-called “Dreamers” — to watch the Tuesday night speech from the House gallery.

The illegal aliens will be sitting in seats that in previous years were meant for brave military heroes, law-abiding taxpayers and America’s best and brightest. The sad truth is that Democrats would rather align themselves with foreign invaders who violated our national sovereignty, thumbed their nose at the rule of law, and pillaged and plundered taxpayer-funded resources.

In response, President Trump should fill the remainder of the House gallery with Immigration and Customs Enforcement agents. Imagine the message he could send to the world if he directed ICE agents to arrest every illegal alien in the House chamber – live on national television.

  • Gustav2

    Because it will make good TV and a great ad/GOTV…..for Democrats

    • Todd20036

      Yup. Any democrat running for office could just put that on TV and say, “Is this what America is all about? Have we devolved that much? Or is it only the GOP who has become that fascist? Vote for democrats. Vote for America.”

      That could be viewed anywhere.

  • i just need about ten minutes in a room alone with this pig. i would make him squeal so loud, they’d hear it in Ulaan Bator. every time i see an image of him, my whacking hand itches.

    • Todd20036

      That comment can be taken in SO many different ways….

      • i am so not a Gay Man. 😉


          And she would not make him squeal the way you do….

    • Kruhn

      Leave some for me, because I want to test my Size 14s up his pasty , blubbery derriere.

    • #DJTK5F

      No, no, no….take your time. Make it count, and make it hurt.

    • Harley

      Was Todd Starnes in Deliverence?

    • nickleflipper

      I’m sure that hand gets lots of use

  • Tread

    I see this bitch is still hard up and pissed that her favorite rest stop got closed down.

  • clay

    I blame this on Trump. He has been so ignorant of immigration policy, costs, and benefits, that he’s allowed idiots like Stephen Miller to have way the fuck too much voice.

  • Harveyrabbit

    “Imagine the message he could send to the world if he directed ICE agents to arrest every illegal alien in the House chamber”

    Yes, imagine.

    • Jeffrey

      Exactly my thoughts. What a horrific image for the nation and entire world to see. Our standing in the world has already dropped so much. Having the gestapo come in and drag people away live on tv will certainly get everyone’s attention.

    • Harley

      I was thinking along the lines of when Sadam Hussein had his political opponents escorted outside and murdered when he took over.

      • JCF

        Including sons-in-law! [Word to the wise, Jared.]

  • Butch

    What were they supposed to do, Todd? Wriggle out of their parent’s arms and crawl back across the border? They were little kids. You do understand that?

    • Bj Lincoln

      Not all of them re small children. Many of them are old enough to get jobs and go to college.

      • canoebum

        Now. Not when they were brought here. There are both upper and lower age limits on DACA eligibility.

  • Macbill

    I hope they all “boo” at every utterance.

  • Outlaw Woman

    Normally I’d say, “Blah blah blag Todd, the president would never do anything so kunty as that,”

    But, under Trump, I’m thinking it might just happen.

    • SkokieGuy

      I’ve had this same fear since they’ve announced they are bringing dreamers. Literally have ICE agents pull them out of their seats on national TV. The Republicans would largely cheer, the right wing hate machine that Trump so successfully inflamed will spontaneously climax.

      As others have noted in this thread with their imagery, this is 1930’s Germany. We are using prisons instead of camps, buses and planes instead of boxcars, but the intent is the same. Ethnic cleansing.

      • Makoto

        The only reason I don’t think they’ll do it live on TV is because then it wouldn’t be all about Trump during the speech.
        I would not be surprised if they wait until after and attempt to quietly check people at the exits while the news folks are drooling over how ‘presidential’ Don sounded while reading his script from the teleprompter.

        • clay

          but with Stephen Miller writing that tele-promptered speech…

          • Makoto

            Ugh. You’re right. I could see him writing in “(Wait for applause) Now ICE agents, if you will take the members seated in this row into custody.. (Wait for applause)”.

        • SkokieGuy

          Your scenario is more realistic and just as disturbing.

      • clay

        85% of ICE’s deportations have been of Latin Americans, who make up only about 50% of the undocumented population. Ethnic cleansing, indeed. Why else would Arpaio, Kobach, et al. make physical appearance grounds for “reasonable” suspicion of being illegal, asking Native Americans for their papers to prove they’re not undocumented Mexican mestizos?

        • SkokieGuy

          This! Also I believe about half of undocumented are Visa overstays, so the border becomes even more transparent for what it represents.

      • Nowhereman

        I seriously think that the goal is not so much deporting them as it is making sure that they are detained in private-for-profit prisons for as long as possible.

      • Sean Williams

        Dreamers are registered with the government. It is a program. If they wanted to round them all up, they could do it right now.

        • SkokieGuy

          Of course, but the other side has made clear, that there is no level of ugly they will not stoop to. The masturbating of their base would be enhanced by the public spectacle. I obviously hope I am wrong.

    • Gerry Fisher

      1) I hope this doesn’t happen. 2) These optics just might wake up some people who haven’t clued in that we’re moving into fascism. “It’s not real unless I see it personally.”

      • David Walker

        I think that coverage of the Selma police insanity did just that. Suddenly, dogs attacking blacks became dogs attacking humans. Water cannons blasted humans. Police beat humans with billy clubs. Why? For wanting to be full-fledged US citizens.

        I also think that Walter Cronkite had more influence on people than is thought. It wasn’t just his report from Vietnam, it was the trust people had in him. Paraphrasing Johnson: “If we lose Cronkite, we lose middle America.” And he did. The war took much longer before it was resolved, but it continued under increased scrutiny by the citizens.

  • “It’s what Jesus would have wanted.”

  • Christopher
    • JCF

      It’s been said before, but if it needs saying again: Godwin’s Law is SUSPENDED, until the Drumpf Regime (inc Pence!) is TOPPLED.

  • jimbo65
  • Gustav2

    Psssst. Dreamers pay taxes.

    • OdieDenCO

      their parents pay taxes. Dreamers have attended schools paid for by those taxes. Dreamers have paid college tuition. America has invested in Dreamers. throwing away that investment is not sound business policy.

      • clay

        Most Dreamers also started paying taxes, themselves, starting at age 16.

  • bkmn
    • And full of GHB.

    • Christopher

      Is this what they meant when they said “There’s always room for Jello”?

      • David Walker

        “There’s always room for cello,” as they never say in symphony land.

  • Wesinoregon

    “Imagine the message he could send to the world if he directed ICE agents
    to arrest every illegal alien in the House chamber – live on national

    Yes, talk Dummy Don into it. A faster end to the Republican Party and you.

  • AtticusP
  • Jerry Kott

    So says the Court Eunuch.

    • Gerry Fisher


  • Bambino

    It’s nice that toady project his own fantasy on his dear leader who’s only interest is to read his rating after the broadcast.

  • Karl Dubhe 2

    Has he started to ferment the pee he drinks? Or did he just start drinking the pee from someone who eats magic mushrooms every day?

    No, I really shouldn’t blame drugs or alcohol for his behaviour, it’s unfair.

  • Treant

    Uh…yeah, let’s do that. The optics, on every single news agency in the world, will really help shore up confidence in the Trump “presidency.”

    • E.J.

      I doubt Sessions cares about optics

      • Treant

        He has to go back to his shithole state and live there, though. If he does anything crude, they’ll stop calling him “not the marrying kind” and pull out the big insults.

  • Proud MOFO Beaner (bkb)

    This is exactly the way trump’s base feels. Please don’t cite to me polls that claim otherwise. Why would these people suddenly develop empathy for brown people? They have none and would cheer if this happened

    • Bluto

      fucking nazi filth.

    • Octoberfurst

      I’s like to kick those thugs right in their bigoted teeth.

  • Boreal

    Bring it Toad. I think Toad should personally show up in his best stormtrooper dress and make the arrests himself.

  • Gerry Fisher

    Well, at least the ugly little man is consistent.

  • Christ. What a shit stain.

  • Ragnar Lothbrok

    You disgusting puke.

    Be like Mr Winton.

    • OdieDenCO

      Honor beyond words!

    • Joe in PA

      Damn onions.

    • narutomania

      Wow. First, when Ms Gissing grabs his hand and hugs him. Then, when the entire rooms rises to its feet in response to the question, “Who here owes Mr Winton his life?” Such quietly powerful moments.

    • JCF


    • prixator

      Thanks for posting this. It’s so important at this time in history to be regularly reminded that there are kind, generous, wonderful and heroic people amongst us who do the right thing only because it’s the right thing to do.

  • The Sentinel

    What a toad.

    • Joe in PA

      What a load.

  • Bluto

    Many of the Dreamers ARE brave military heroes, law-abiding taxpayers and America’s best and brightest, you foul, fetid, festering ham-headed fuck-face pee boy pig fucker.

    • Nowhereman

      Yeah, but Cadet Bone Spurs wants to make this country white “again”… As if it ever was.
      Seriously, Trump supporters are now telling Native Americans to go back where they came from…

      • M Jackson

        They’ve almost figured out how to paint deers on their cave walls.

    • Boy Elvis

      “Foul, fetid, festering ham-headed fuck-face pee boy pig fucker” should be Starnes’ new name.

    • JCF
    • Cattleya1
    • prixator

      I just can’t believe that he gets paid good money to write shit like that. It’s so stoooo-pid, it hurts!

  • FAEN

    Ah-more from the party of ‘Family Values’.

  • Nowhereman

    If someone says it on Hannity or Fox and Friends, it will happen. And yes, it will certainly send a message. Who knew that the ICE agents would be our modern day Storm Troops? What’s next? Raiding Walmart stores and Trump golf properties?

    • You don’t sale-out your own wage slaves till its time to pay them and send them home.

    • minidriver

      Never happen at Drumpf’s properties as he would have to find all new staff.

  • Joe in PA

    Psssst, Toad…the trans will be there too! Can’t wait for that meltdown.

  • Boy Elvis

    Mass incarceration of brown people! If this actually happened Starnes would have jerk off material to please his minuscule pud for the rest of his worthless life.

  • M Jackson

    Could I get a handful of glitter and a cream pie for this asshole?

  • Nowhereman

    Fucking hypocrites. Meanwhile, in the real world, Trump is enabling the “chain immigration” that he claims to despise, but only for white people. Russian couples who are pregnant are buying condos at his properties so that their babies can be born here and are then “natural born citizens”. After that, all they have to do is to live here for 14 continuous years, and that baby can later run for president. That is a story that is not getting much attention in the news.

  • Yobitim

    What a fabulous idea! It’s just fabulous!

  • Uncle Mark

    Meanwhile, stil flabby, flaccid & flatulent Todd Starnes is still not invited to attend the (SOTU) ball….still waiting for his invitation that will never come. Why…why…why aren’t the ugly girls, like him, ever invited?. “I’m a real American.” “Why do these “foreigners” always get asked out?”

  • Robincho

    Oh just fucking die already, you turdy toady stain…

  • Kevin Perez

    I see the tags, Crackpot and Teabagistan but don’t forget FitnessModel.

  • Kruhn

    Hey Todette! There’s something called parliamentary immunity which protects Members of Congress from assholes like you wanting to arrest them while conducting their business. It could be considered to include guests during the State of the Union. Finally, jackass, there are a lot of noncitizens serving in the military. Are they not as heroic or brave as their citizen counterparts, asshole?

  • olandp
  • Paul_in_Dallas

    Anagrams: Todd Starnes ~ Oddest Rants ~ Trends To Sad

  • Silver Badger

    More Christian luv.

  • j.martindale

    Such great advice! Yes, I want film of the Nazis tearing people out of the Houses of Congress to ship away from the only homes they have known, in order to protect the snowflake Rethugs from contamination by foreigners.

    • Gretchen

      Does anyone know how Mexico is handling these deportations when people have no roots or financial ability to resettle there? For some reason I suspect they have a more compassionate response than the US?

  • Jean-Marc in Canada

    Well, ICE is pretty much the Gestapo in the U.S. now, so it would make sense that an petulantly pompous puerile pustule like Starnes would want that to happen, ’cause MURIKA!

  • jeffg166

    The fetal pig is squealing yet again.

  • ClevelandJim

    Yeah, and Armour should send their hazmat team to pick up their rotted missing ham at Fox News

  • HZ81

    Closet queens have the weirdest fantasies.

    • coram nobis

      If Todd has these fantasies of big, black-uniformed men hauling him around in handcuffs, he should attend Folsom Street Fair. It’d do him good.

  • The Milkman

    Please do. Make sure they scream and cry and have to be tazed to drag them out of the chamber, as worldwide television cameras capture every bit of it for posterity. The Republicans will lose the Latino community for the next several generations.

  • Paula

    Todd, I was born in Canada. Please, please come over and deport me. It will be in law enforcement textbooks for years.

  • fuzzybits
    • Halou

      I agree with white supremacists, the condition of their birth really is the high point of their lives as everything else after that is just a long downward spiral.

  • Statistics Palin

    Why can’t we deport Todd Starnes back to the red state shit hole he came from?

  • Halou

    The optics of Trump’s praetorian guard storming into Congress and taking people away… The ratings will be bigly as everyone will tune in to see it for themselves, but a day or two later the negative consequences will start to come in thick and fast.

    Also, the idea that Todd Starnes is in any way insulted by the thought of anyone aligning themselves with “foreign invaders” is a joke. Does he know which country Trump has pledged his loyalty to? And, to quite the fools at Fox & Friends “Do you care?”

    • David Walker

      The reaction from around the world I can see. Reaction from within the US? I truly don’t know. Negative consequences? Again, internationally I have no doubt. Internally, I hope so, but with all that president shithole and his band of fucking morons have done to us, the reaction of the majority of US citizens is tepid at best. The healthcare demonstrations at the town hall meetings did let congress know our feelings, but the demonstrations didn’t help. The tax demonstrations in congress critters’ offices were good, but they didn’t help. Congress knows they can get away with this shit with no consequences whatsoever. Oh, maybe a boo here and there, but they remain in office, and power is what counts. We need more and concentrated action. Would ICE action do it? I hate to have come to this, but I have serious doubts.

      • Gretchen

        I hate to say it, but I’m afraid you are right. I think Americans at least my age (40’s) and older were taught (indoctrinated) to believe that America is the land of milk and honey and that we are this invincible power because only we have god on our side. This sense that our democracy, which the majority don’t even know is a Republic, is the one true way to govern and must be completely inerrant has led us to a complacency where the vast majority believes it needs no attention let alone intervention from the populace. Now, many would say it’s too corrupt to fix, so they plan to just live their lives in ignorance of whatever happens in government. Getting a group of people who have stars ands stripes patriotism but no desire to participate as citizens to act is going to require far more propulsion than a televised atrocity. We see those every day on the 24 hour news. I don’t know what it will take, but I fear it will involve a nuclear level event here at home.

  • Michael White

    kkkristian republicunts at their finest.

  • Slippy_World
  • narutomania

    Every time I see the acronym in reference to the State of the Union, when either Drumpf’s or Starnes’ picture appears with it, I can’t help but see the letters spell out STFU.

  • Reality.Bites

    Just about the only thing I can say in favour of Donald Trump is that he’s not as stupid as Todd Starnes.

    Maybe it’s because Trump doesn’t actually drink the pee

  • That_Looks_Delicious

    Richard Simmons should order an icebox raid to remove all of Todd’s Ben & Jerry’s.

  • medaka
  • #DJTK5F

    Americans should vote to deport Canned-Hams-Impersonating-Journalists-to-Guantanamo.

    • Lumpy Gaga

      Is Todd Starnes Halal?

      • Reality.Bites

        While some types of animals are generally halal (lamb, for example) no individual animal can be considered halal before it’s properly slaughtered.

  • Charles Nelson

    All Republicans who are any way connected with Russia influencing our elections should be arrested at the SOTU. They would have to use city buses rather than squad cars.

  • TheSeer

    “The illegal aliens will be sitting in seats that in previous years were meant for brave military heroes”

    The same military heroes, like McCain and Mueller, the GOP today systematically slanders and denigrates.

  • ETownCanuck
  • Lumpy Gaga

    Todd Starnes has a dream.

  • JWC

    Todd Starnes If we want shit we will squeeze your head

  • teeveedub

    Yeah, Todd, that’ll win over the American people.

    Shut up and go drink some more piss.

  • DaveMiller135

    Todd Starnes is like the little vicious, vindictive, asshole, embarrassment cherry on top of the whole “Trump manages to embarrass the entire country every single day” sundae.

    Personal note to Todd: If I wanted to live in North Korea, I’d move there.

  • DisqusD37

    He truly suffers from some disorder like Tourette’s. Nobody tries to be an asshole this hard.

  • mpatreyu

    What a horrible little man.

  • Raising_Rlyeh

    “The sad truth is that Democrats would rather align themselves with foreign invaders who violated our national sovereignty, thumbed their nose at the rule of law, and pillaged and plundered taxpayer-funded resources.”

    Jesus fucking christ, has all that urine eroded his brain? They are not “foreign invaders,” you’re confusing dreamers with Atilla the Hun. They are in the military, they are in college, they are not “plundering” anything you dumb stupid fuck.

    • coram nobis

      “…who violated our national sovereignty, thumbed their nose at the rule of law, and pillaged and plundered taxpayer-funded resources.”

      Sounds like the current GOP (see, e.g., Interior, Dept. of).

    • Frank McCormick

      One, DACA has not yet sunsetted, so the dreamers are still “legal”.

      Two, in order to qualify for DACA, you had to prove that you were not a drain on “taxpayer-funded resources”.

      Three, dreamers are taxpayers as well.

  • Len Ricci

    Someone should get the electric prod and get this big ol fat piggy back into his Sty before he does anymore damage…

  • Friday

    When Christianists wanted to be a martinet, but ended up just a toadie.

  • hdtex
  • Matt

    Is he allowed withing 2000 feet of daycares or elementary schools? Just curious…

    • Reality.Bites

      In general, yes. But not near the urinals.

  • Steve Teeter

    What he wants is a police state. Clearly.

  • Misutaa Roboto

    I’ve fucking had it with these Nazi cheerleaders.

  • Franciscan

    On the other hand, Todd, since it seems that all the Trumps (except Baron) are to be present, it would be a great opportunity for the FBI to arrest the whole bunch.

  • anne marie in philly

    look at that open mouth up there; begging for someone to piss in it…or stick a cock in it…

  • teedofftaxpayer

    When I heard that Democrats were going to bring Dreamers to the SOTU address, the first thing that came to my mind is Trump might have them arrested. Don’t put anything pass him. He’s a vindictive little bitch.

    • Ann Kah

      Please do not insult us bitches.

  • -M-

    foreign invaders? Oh, my. Hyperbolic drama queen thy name is Starnes.
    Hopefully any Dreamers they take will still have their deferment.

  • Rede23

    I always knew Todd was an evangelical fool who couldn’t tell the bible from the constitution no matter how many times you explained how wrong he is, and that he was bad even by Fox standards, but even this made me take pause. There’s more anger and hatred in this one piece then I could ever imagine. And the worst part is his audience eats this up and say’s he’s just a politically incorrect hero who calls it like it is instead of the disturbingly brown-shirted creep he is.