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“There is a group of 4,000 – I want to call them militant Hondurans, and the reason why is they’re about to invade our country. There was a time in American history when if you had a group of people all from one country coming into another country without their permission, crossing their border, that was an act of war, …

New York Magazine reports: While women screamed in the Senate gallery to protest the Supreme Court confirmation of Brett Kavanaugh, who has been accused of sexual assault or misconduct by three women, Fox News contributor Todd Starnes tweeted that the protesters are animals who should be tasered, handcuffed, and dragged out of the building. Mass arrests did take place at …

Todd Starnes writes for Fox News: Christians across the nation are expressing grave concerns over a proposed California law that would outlaw speech dealing with certain issues – including homosexuality and gender identity – by clergy members, licensed counselors and others. Assembly Bill 2943, authored by Democratic Assemblyman Evan Low, would utilize the state’s existing consumer fraud statute to classify …

Yesterday afternoon loony GOP Rep. Louie Gohmert tore into FBI agent Peter Strzok about having cheated on his wife, drawing shouts of outrage from Democrats on the committee. Canned ham spokesmodel Todd Starnes endorsed Gohmert’s attacks, declaring that somebody who commits adultery is essentially untrustworthy in all other aspects of their life. Twitter users reacted exactly as you would expect …

Canned ham spokesmodel Todd Starnes has a new book: When Florida Attorney General Pam Bondi was accosted by far-left agitators inside a movie theater, she refused to back down. And when a gaggle of Pajama Boy protesters ambushed Transportation Secretary Elaine Chao she stood toe-to-toe and fought back. That is the message in my new book – “The Deplorables’ Guide …

“President Trump is not gassing children! President Trump is not loading up train cars with illegal alien children and sending them to the death camps! Lady Liberty is in tears because the Democrats and mainstream media would rather side with illegal alien invaders than stand alongside their fellow Americans. That’s treasonous and that’s traitorous in my book.” – Canned ham …

Canned ham spokesmodel Todd Starnes is so predictable: I contend ABC privately despised the program and they were just looking for a reason to cancel. Think about it — their highest rated program attracted a huge audience of gun-toting, flag-waving, blue collar Trump supporters. And I believe that embarrassed network executives. “ABC set to dial back political humor from pro-Trump …

Just in from canned ham spokesmodel Todd Starnes: The Boy Scouts did not have to capitulate to the social justice warriors. They had the Supreme Court on their side. They had the American people on their side. But instead of standing up to the bullies — they backed down. Not too long after they changed their policies on sexual orientation, …

Todd Starnes is predictably upset at the Boy Scouts: The Boy Scouts of America is dropping the word “boy” from its signature program. The social re-engineering of the once-beloved institution started in 2013 when a ban on gay scouts was lifted. Gay leaders were welcomed in 2015. And in 2017 they opened the door for transgender children to participate. The …

Fox News screecher Todd Starnes is ever so pissed: The White House Correspondents Dinner was supposed to be a celebration of the First Amendment but it quickly devolved into an x-rated, anti-Trump smut fest. The nation watched as preening journalists – decked out in tuxedos and sparkly gowns – guzzled copious amounts of wine and guffawed as a second-rate comedian …

Canned ham spokesmodel Todd Starnes writes: Mike Pompeo, President Trump’s nominee for secretary of state, faced an offensive line of questioning from Sen. Cory Booker – demanding to know if he opposed same-sex marriage and if he thought gay sex was perverse. It’s becoming increasingly difficult for people of the Christian faith to practice their religion in the public marketplace. …

According to Fox News scumbag Todd Starnes, the surviving students of the massacre in Parkland, Florida are organizing against future massacres because they’ve been brainwashed by the “government-funded indoctrination camps” that non-scumbag Americans call public schools. This afternoon Starnes also posted this on Facebook: “The Mainstream Media is using survivors of the Florida school shooting as propaganda pawns to attack …

Todd Starnes writes for Fox News: Another American high school has been turned into a killing field. And the nation wonders why. What has happened to our country? Well, I’m going to answer that question for you. And the answer may leave you a bit unsettled because the answer is politically incorrect. You see – I believe there is a …

Todd Starnes is ever so pissed about last night’s Coke ad: Coca-Cola’s new Super Bowl commercial celebrates the diversity of the LGBTQIA community — along with a special wink-wink, nod-nod to the non-binary/transgender crowd. The commercial, which aired during the fourth quarter of Sunday’s game, includes a same-sex couple and a person who identifies with the pronoun “them.” There’s a …

Todd Starnes writes for Fox News: House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi and a number of other Democrats plan to fill the House gallery with illegal aliens when President Trump delivers his first State of the Union address on Tuesday. ABC News reports at least 24 House Democrats plan to bring illegals — the so-called “Dreamers” — to watch the Tuesday …

Todd Starnes wails for Fox News: This has been a tremendous start to the Trump presidency. Things are going exceedingly well for Trump and his Administration. The Democrats and the Mainstream Media and the Never Trumpers want you to believe President Trump an illiterate, mental case — delusional, paranoid, unfit for office. What I’m about to tell you is politically …

Notably masculine Fox News reporter Todd Starnes writes: Ames High School has the unfortunate distinction of having one of the most un-American marching bands in the nation. More than a dozen members of the band linked arms and walked off the football field Friday night during a performance of “The Star-Spangled Banner.” An untold number of other band members refused …

Fox News radio host Todd Starnes writes: President Trump dropped the Mother of All Tweets on CNN Sunday morning — leaving shellshocked staffers drooling uncontrollably in their designated safe spaces. The Mainstream Media suffered a mental breakdown. CNN commentator and “Faux Republican” Ana Navarro was beyond horrified — telling ABC News the “President of the United States is inciting violence …

Despite what you may have seen on countless Twitter memes, Todd Starnes totally does not drink his own pee. Here’s his latest for Fox News: I’m old school. Back when I was growing up we did not have climate change or global warming. We had something called weather. Hot in the summer, cold in the winter. It’s an inconvenient truth, …

Todd Starnes has the wailing sadz for Fox News: Look, I don’t know what’s going on in the White House – but it’s a mess. And the buck stops with the president. The White House is infested with those who pledge their allegiance to liberal ideology. Those individuals need to be given the heave-ho. There’s also a significant problem with …