World’s Most Famous Liar Screams About Fake News

The Hill reports:

President Trump on Tuesday denied a new report he considered withdrawing Neil Gorsuch’s nomination to the Supreme Court after the judge criticized him.

“A story in the @washingtonpost that I was close to ‘rescinding’ the nomination of Justice Gorsuch prior to confirmation is FAKE NEWS,” Trump tweeted.

  • Rebecca Gardner
  • bkmn

    Is it a lie if because of his syphilitic dementia he can’t remember what actually happened?

    • Lumpy Gaga

      The bone spur pain – it makes me CRAZY. You can’t imagine.

  • bkmn
  • PickyPecker
    • FAEN

      Lincoln’s expression says it all-“WTF are YOU doing here asshole”.

      I think he insisted they slim him down too.

      • Nowhereman

        Robot Trump doesn’t look anything like our so-called president, but in these times of alternative facts and fake news, I guess that’s to be expected.

    • Bj Lincoln

      Funny! Thanks for posting these. I knew they were likely out there but I wouldn’t have gone looking.

    • Tor

      I want to see Trump on Mt. Rushmore.
      No, not his face carved next to Roosevelt, but Trump himself tied to Washington’s nose, and left to the buzzards.

    • prixator

      Someone in the comments posted this (appropriate use of quotation marks): https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/788979ed2136c6ff203193387c9d6c4a7827810cda5ddfe08f9e679de4c695b2.jpg

      • Nowhereman

        That’s funny! I wonder if it was intentional.

  • netxtown

    cry baby cry
    make your dead momma sigh….

  • pj

    he read a story in a newspaper?

    • Tawreos

      He watched Fox and Friends as usual and they probably mentioned it. Someone should start tracking his tweets and match them to Fox stories.

  • PickyPecker
    • Smokey

      Seems?

    • David L. Caster

      Virtually?

    • Nick in Pasadena

      And the NYT also pointed out that Obama’s “lies” were most likely not deliberate ones, and he ALWAYS corrected them–which Trump never does.

  • Tawreos

    Thank you for confirming the story Mr. President.

  • Bambino
    • Treant

      Wait a second, Robot Trump only says what his programmer inserts into him. If that programmer is Russian, then Robot Trump and “I’m A Real Boy” Trump are pretty much equally realistic.

    • crewman

      Just look at all the appointments who didn’t almost get rescinded. It’s safe to assume they all pledged loyalty to Trump.

      • Nowhereman

        That alone should be cause for impeachment.

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    • DaveMiller135

      Totally OT, but that is a very cute little kitty as your avatar, Bambino.

  • SFBruce

    I suppose Donnie’s supporters will buy his horseshit, but no one in touch with reality will. Apart from the fact that Donnie lies all the time, and that this story was well sourced, Gorsuch had the nerve to say Donnie’s injudicious remarks about the judiciary were “disheartening.” We all know that’s way more than enough to send Donnie into one of his snits.

  • greenmanTN

    A letter he never received or was unable to read?

  • FAEN

    I am STILL in disbelief most days that this Orange buffoon who maybe has the IQ of pond scum is in the WH 🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️.

    • SFBruce

      I think pond scum is owed an apology.

      • kareemachan

        THINK?!?

    • Nowhereman

      The only reason scum survives is because it floats.

  • Harveyrabbit

    “Gorsuch had sent him a personal letter that he never received”

    I haven’t seen the letter but I have seen the letterhead he uses. https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/d14486d238b2fd1e82fbef2d74ef21becedb83b35db55f07d802ee0dfe51441f.jpg

  • JWC

    Donny really must be worried and starting to panic His poor handlers really have their work cut out for them Calming a disinterested thin shelled maniac 4 year old

    • Bad Tom

      With a nuclear football.

  • Boreal
    • Tawreos

      Because he got away with it.

      • Boreal

        Just like with sexual assault.

    • Nowhereman

      And he really does believe that Mueller doesn’t have them yet. HAH!

  • Boreal
    • Treant

      I guess we should be happy. Most of the Trumpanzees are in stage 3, 4, or 5 at this point.

      Some of my distant cousins have fallen into stage 6–complete radio silence on Trump. It’s like he’s not even happening.

      • Boreal

        Yeah most of my relatives are stage 6 as well. They know if they say a thing about him to me that they will get an earful.

        • RaygunsGoZap

          Personally, I’d take out life insurance on those relatives. They’re bound to blow an artery or be killed by the GOP.

  • boobert

    Who to believe ? lol

  • Lumpy Gaga

    I would just like 5 minutes inside his head. That’s all I ask. Like how I want to sometimes see how heterosexual males process the input around them for a day….

    Pet-less Trump seen as classless for saying Pence is ‘low-class’ for having pets

    Updated: December 18, 2017 — 5:21 PM EST

    Vice President Pence and his family live with two cats, a rabbit, and
    a snake at their official residence on the grounds of the U.S. Naval
    Observatory in Washington.

    That makes them “low-class,” according to his boss, who said he was
    “embarrassed” by the menagerie, and who labeled the Pences “yokels,”
    according to the Atlantic.

    So now, President Trump — whose statements have offended immigrants,
    Muslims, the disabled, women, prisoners of war, and even Arnold
    Schwarzenegger — has insulted one of the most passionate (and numerous)
    subsets of Americans there is:

    Pet people.

    “yokels”.

    https://peopledotcom.files.wordpress.com/2016/08/melania-trump-01-1024.jpg?w=1024

    • Treant

      You don’t want five in his head; whatever he’s got might be catchy.

      • Lumpy Gaga

        [Insert “Raiders of the Lost Ark” climax GIF]

    • Chucktech

      I wonder if Donald Trump knows he can’t fire Mike Pence (other than choosing a new VP, assuming he makes it to 2020)? I’m pretty sure Mike Pence knows this. If Pence had any balls at all he’d pull Trump aside and privately tell him to go fuck himself.

      • David L. Caster

        Pence is supplying a stream of nominations to various cabinet and federal judgeships. He’s getting just what he wants: to hide behind the curtain and pull critical strings that lead to his imaginary Christianist utopia. He’s not going to cross Trump as long as he can keep that up.

      • Nowhereman

        Pence is playing the long game. He’s hanging in there because he thinks he’ll be president when Mueller takes Trump down. He seems to believe that he will not be taken out, too.

    • perversatile

      Yet another topic Trump doesn’t know rat fuck about-
      Presidential Pets

      U.S. presidents and their families have typically liked animals.
      Creatures from mice to bears have made a home at the White House and its grounds. The following list of presidential pets is not complete,
      however, as no doubt many a presidential cat or cow passed through
      without much public notice.

      -George Washington
      Polly the parrot; 36 hounds; horses
      -John Adams
      horses
      -Thomas Jefferson
      a mockingbird; two bear cubs, a gift from Lewis and Clark
      -James Madison
      Macaw the parrot; sheep
      -James Monroe
      a spaniel
      -John Quincy Adams
      an alligator; silkworms
      -Andrew Jackson
      horses named Truxton, Sam Patches, Emily, Lady Nashville, and Bolivia; Pol the parrot; ponies
      -Martin Van Buren
      two tiger cubs
      -William Henry Harrison
      a goat; a cow
      -John Tyler
      Le Beau, a greyhound; a horse named The General
      -James Knox
      Polka horse
      -Zachary Taylor
      Old Whitey the horse
      -Millard Fillmore
      no pets
      -Franklin Pierce
      no pets
      -James Buchanan
      Lara, a Newfoundland; an eagle; an elephant
      -Abraham Lincoln
      Jack the turkey; goats named Nanny and Nanko; ponies; cats; dogs; pigs; a white rabbit
      -Andrew Johnson
      white mice
      -Ulysses S. Grant
      Faithful, a Newfoundland; horses named Jeff Davis, Julia, Jennie, Mary, Butcher Boy, Cincinnatus, Egypt, and St. Louis; ponies named Reb and Billy Button; pigs; dogs; a parrot; roosters
      -Rutherford B. Hayes
      Siam, a Siamese cat; Grim, a greyhound; Duke, an English mastiff; Hector, a Newfoundland; Dot, a terrier; canaries; cows; horses; goats; other dogs
      -James Garfield
      Kit the horse; Veto the dog; fish
      -Chester Alan Arthur
      no pets
      -Grover Cleveland
      a poodle; canaries and mockingbirds
      -Benjamin Harrison
      Dash the dog; Whiskers the goat; dogs; an opossum
      -William McKinley
      a parrot; an Angora cat and her kittens
      -Theodore Roosevelt
      Sailor Boy, a Chesapeake Bay retriever; Manchu, a Pekingese; Skip, a mutt; terriers named Jack and Pete; cats named Tom Quartz and Slippers; Josiah the badger; Algonquin the pony; Eli the macaw; Jonathan the piebald rat; Emily Spinach, a garter snake; twelve horses; five bears; five guinea pigs; other snakes; two kangaroo rats; lizards; roosters; an owl; a flying squirrel; a raccoon; a coyote; a lion; a hyena; a zebra
      -William Taft
      Pauline Wayne the cow
      -Woodrow Wilson
      Old Ike the ram; sheep; chickens; cats
      -Warren Harding
      Laddie Boy, an Airedale; Old Boy, a bulldog; canaries
      -Calvin Coolidge
      Peter Pan, a terrier; Paul Pry (née Laddie Buck), an Airedale; Calamity Jane, a sheepdog; Boston Beans, a bulldog; King Cole, a shepherd; Palo Alto, a birder; collies named Rob Roy (née Oshkosh), Prudence Prim, Ruby Rough, and Bessie; chows named Blackberry and Tiny Tim; canaries named Nip, Tuck, and Snowflake; cats named Bounder, Tiger, and Blacky; raccoons named Rebecca and Horace; Ebeneezer, a donkey; Smokey, a bobcat; Old Bill, a thrush; Enoch, a goose; a mockingbird; a bear; an antelope; a wallaby; a pygmy hippo; some lion cubs
      -Herbert Hoover
      Glen, a collie; Yukon, a malamute; Patrick, an Irish wolfhound; Eaglehurst
      Gillette, a setter; Weejie, an elkhound; fox terriers named Big Ben and
      Sonnie; shepherds named King Tut and Pat; an opossum
      -Franklin Delano Roosevelt
      Fala, a Scottish terrier; Meggie, a Scottish terrier; Major, a German
      shepherd; Winks, a Llewellyn setter; Tiny, an English sheepdog;
      President, a Great Dane; Blaze, a mastiff
      -Harry S Truman
      Feller “the unwanted dog” (adopted by Truman’s personal physician); Mike, an Irish setter (belonged to Margaret Truman)
      -Dwight D. Eisenhower
      Heidi, a Weimaraner
      -John F. Kennedy
      Tom Kitten the cat; Robin the canary; Zsa Zsa the rabbit; Sardar the horse; ponies named Macaroni, Tex, and Leprechaun; parakeets named Bluebell and Marybelle; hamsters named Debbie and Billie; Charlie, a Welsh terrier, plus dogs named Pushinka, Shannon, Wolf, and Clipper, plus Pushinka and Charlie’s pups: Blackie, Butterfly, Streaker, and White Tip
      -Lyndon Johnson
      Him and Her, beagles; Freckles, a beagle (Him’s pup); Blanco, a collie;
      Edgar, a mutt (née J. Edgar); Yuki, a mutt; hamsters and lovebirds
      -Richard Nixon
      Checkers, a cocker spaniel; Vicky, a poodle; Pasha, a terrier; King Timahoe, an Irish setter; fish
      -Gerald Ford
      Liberty, a Golden retriever; Chan, a Siamese Cat
      -Jimmy Carter
      Grits the dog; Misty Malarky Ying Yang, a Siamese cat
      -Ronald Reagan
      Rex, a King Charles spaniel; Lucky, a Bouvier des Flandres sheepdog
      -George H. W. Bush
      Millie, a Springer spaniel; Ranger, one of Millie’s pups
      -Bill Clinton
      Socks the cat; Buddy, a chocolate Labrador retriever
      -George W. Bush
      Spot, a Springer spaniel, born in the White House in 1989 to George H. W. Bush’s Millie (died Feb. 21, 2004); Barney, a Scottish terrier; India
      (“Willie”) the cat. The Bushes’ orange-striped polydactyl cat Ernie was
      judged too wild for White House life and now lives with a family in
      California. In 2004, the President gave his wife Laura a Scottish
      terrier puppy named Miss Beazley for the First Lady’s birthday.
      -Barack Obama
      Bo, a Portuguese water dog, joined the Obama family on April 14, 2009. The family took its time selecting a breed, which had to be hypoallergenic
      because Malia has allergies. The Obamas introduced another Portuguese water dog, Sunny, to the family on August 19, 2013.

      • Lumpy Gaga

        Low-class.

        Yokels.

        Sad.

      • JCF

        “-Ulysses S. Grant: horse named Jeff Davis”

        LOL. Don’t whip him now, Uly!

      • Nowhereman

        The Polka Horse caught my eye. Reminded me of the Romneys and their dressage horse/therapy animal. Oh, and the $75,000 tax deduction they took for it.

        • perversatile

          I’d pay to see a horse Polka.

    • Nowhereman

      Tacky tacky tacky!

  • DJ John Bear

    Disney should have put the Dotard in the Haunted Mansion instead of the Hall of Presidents. That is one scary photo of him…

  • Boreal
    • Bad Tom

      Not rotund enough.

  • Ragnar Lothbrok

    Will he EVER STFU ?!?!

    • Treant

      Actually, once he’s dead he probably will.

      Although I, personally, want a solar powered digital voicebox on his tombstone. “Grab ’em by the pussy. “Grab ’em by the pussy. “Grab ’em by the pussy. “Grab ’em by the pussy.” Repeating for all eternity.

      • Ragnar Lothbrok

        That’s doable !

    • Ninja0980

      Once he drops dead he will.

  • safari
    • yes, this sounds exactly like us.
      except we don’t make 100k.
      except we don’t make 25k from our non-corporate business.
      except we don’t make 15k in business income.
      everything else though, is super duper spot on.
      FUCKING SNARK, in case you missed it.

    • Bad Tom

      They pay $8k+ on $100k of income?!? Before this tax cut?

      • David L. Caster

        The cuts were mostly directed at earned income, not side businesses and other income from things like pass through enterprises though in the end it is precisely the side business that got taxed less. And the example family didn’t live in a state with income and high property taxes.

        • Bad Tom

          Bad example family. For all possible meanings.

          • David L. Caster

            CNBC Reports:

            The Republican tax plan keeps the so-called carried-interest loophole that benefits managers of hedge funds and private equity funds. Carried interest is the money manager’s cut of the fund’s profit. It is taxed at the lower capital gains tax rate, while profit in other professions is taxed at the higher ordinary income rate.

    • boatboy_srq

      So, that’s his job, her job, her Mary Kay franchise and the kids’ lawn service, amirite?

      Why is it that every time I read GOTea income- and tax- specific talking points, it seems thst it’s not merely their policies but their calculations that are straight from the Coolidge years?

    • Nowhereman

      For the rest of us, $100,000 is probably 4-5 years wages.

  • Ninja0980

    https://twitter.com/AprilDRyan/status/943138556817453059?ref_src=twsrc%5Egoogle%7Ctwcamp%5Eserp%7Ctwgr%5Etweet
    I don’t discriminate.
    I’ll gladly tell off LGBT bigots whether they are a black woman or a white male.
    And you can be sure Kay will be as bigoted as they come with the black folks have experienced real discrimination LGBT people haven’t crap bigots of her ilk love to use.

  • worstcultever

    Gorsuch knows goddamn well he occupies his seat illegitimately. And that dotard is a disastrous, mentally ill, totally unfit Russian patsy.

    Fuck you to hell, Gorsuch. May the shame of this entire horrorshow, and the destruction of America, follow you every single day till you’re in your grave.

    • Chucktech

      Gorsuch also knows that there will always be an asterisk after his name denoting the deplorable history of how he ascended to (or was installed in) his seat.

      • boatboy_srq

        SCOTUS* to go with POTUS*.

  • TexasBoy

    An un-named source today stated that Trump is dumber than a box of rocks. No offense meant to the rocks.

  • unclemike

    Well, now we know it’s 100% true.

  • jimbo65

    When will people wake up and get tired of this idiot screaming fake news all the time. The man doth protest too much. Anybody remember during the debates, “not a puppet, you’re the puppet ” babble from him ?

    • boatboy_srq

      When? That happened January 21, 2017.

      The problem is that short of impeachment and removal from office, or a coronary, the US is stuck with him for Three. More. Years.

      • Gianni

        I’m thinking more along the lines of a stroke or popped vessel.

        • boatboy_srq

          Isn’t it amusing that the Reichwingnuts are all terrified of some liebrulsoshulist with a gun/bomb, when we’re all expecting a physiological failure to do the dirty work?

          • Gianni

            We seem to be more aligned with nature and natural causes and effects. Then there’s karma.

  • kareemachan

    Boo-effing-hoo.

  • DaveMiller135

    When it turned out that Bill Clinton really couldn’t keep it in his pants, and every shady story, that I was certain was just an attack by a desperate Republican party, turned out to be true, and he was reduced to arguing about the meaning of “is” before Congress, it was personally humiliating to me as a supporter of his, and I think to us as a nation. It still wasn’t this bad.

    On the other hand, has anyone else considered that this is the perfect time to attack Trump with actual Fake News? That wolf has done been cried. Don’t suppose there’s any point, given that the actual verifiable truth is so damning.

  • JT

    Drumpf: That’s fake news!

    Translation: Shitfaced, habitual liar whines about the truth.

  • Stogiebear

    This may be my most favorite JoeMyGod headline!

  • Jean-Marc in Canada

    …let me tighten the screws a little….

    https://twitter.com/sirlthr69/status/943192829274263552

  • Gianni

    Poor Donnie, it’s been fake news and everyone who doesn’t agree with him is a liar since DAY1, when he swore to uphold and defend the Constitution. Of course, with one exception – Trump TV – which inflates his ego and kisses his ass 24/7.