Sean Spicer: I Haven’t Seen Trump Naked [VIDEO]

NBC News reports:

It was a different Sean Spicer who paid a visit to “Jimmy Kimmel Live” Wednesday night. This was a smiling, chill Spicer, in marked contrast to the six hot-tempered months he spent as White House press secretary, conducting volatile news conferences that were given added heat thanks to Melissa McCarthy’s unsparing impersonation of him on “Saturday Night Live.”

Kimmel reminded him of how his tenure began: awkwardly backing up President Donald Trump’s claim that his inauguration crowd was the biggest ever, when photographic evidence proved otherwise. “Why is he so concerned with size?” asked Kimmel. “Have you ever seen the president naked?” “I have not,” Spicer replied good-naturedly.

But even if Spicer knew Trump’s crowd wasn’t larger, Kimmel pressed on, his job as press secretary obliged him to say that it was. “Your job as press secretary is to represent the president’s voice,” Spicer explained. “Whether you agree or not is not your job.”

  • Butch

    Who on earth would want to see Trump naked? I’m gonna have to stick my thumb up my ass and holler “snake” to get Mr. Happy to come out of hiding at the mere thought.

    • Bluto

      Would you like assistance?

      • Butch

        Maybe something more convincing as a snake than a thumb?

        • kanehau

          Have you seen his thumbs?

  • safari

    But when the piss tape is released…

  • olandp

    So, he is a professional liar. Tell me something I didn’t know.

    • FAEN

      Nice for Spicey to finally catch up.

    • Todd20036

      you are home to trillions of bacteria and fungi in your digestive system, and without them you couldn’t digest food very well.

      • olandp

        Sorry Todd, you’re going to have to do better than that!

        LOL!

  • Proud MOFO Beaner (bkb)

    “Your job as press secretary is to represent the president’s voice,” Spicer explained. “Whether you agree or not is not your job.”

    So you’re saying your job was to knowingly lie to the American people?. And then you go on Kimmel like sone celebrity? FUCK YOU

    • Snownova

      Agreeing or disagreeing with what you’re made to say is not the same as lying. I’m not saying he did or did not lie, I’m merely pointing out an inconsistency in your argument.

      • Dreaming Vertebrate

        Umm yeah, he LIED!
        Repeatedly.

        • jayjonson

          Not only did he repeatedly LIE, but he did so on our dime. The White House Press Secretary works for the American people and is paid by American taxpayers. Spicer is a liar and insofar as he abetted Trump’s collusion with Russia, he is also a traitor.

        • Ragnar Lothbrok

          Over and over too.

      • Proud MOFO Beaner (bkb)

        This asshole knowingly lied to the American people over and over again, he wasn’t forced to keep his job. I’m a lawyer and I would quit before being “made to say” what I knew to be untrue. But I’m just a normal American with integrity trying to make a living. k?

      • AC

        I missed the part where a gun was put to his head and he was “made to say”

        Though had I seen it, I would have expected to see a man of honor, a man who loved his country, to lay down his life if it came to that.

      • Ander

        That’s a game of semantics. In this case, “disagree”= lying.

    • vorpal 😼

      There was a bit of comic relief in watching Spicey try to juggle the 10 different versions of the “truth” that Trump doled out on Twitter over every single issue. And then the sprinkles and cherry on top watching Melissa McCarthy give a brilliant repeat performance on the weekends.

      I’m sure within a few months most people will have completely forgotten about Sean and be saying, “Spicer who??”

      • Dreaming Vertebrate

        Spicer who? One of the Spice girls??

        • jmax

          Lyin’ Spice.

          • Todd20036

            Shrubbery Spice.

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    • Gene Perry

      Yes, you either lie for your boss or you quit. That’s the job.

  • DaddyRay

    I guess I will skip breakfast this morning

  • Gustav2

    Right off the bat, your first press conference….YOU LIED! And it went downhill from there.

  • crewman

    I always hear so much sympathy expressed for Spicer. I have never understood that. He took that job. He knew what Trump was going into it. And if he didn’t, he was an idiot, and he didn’t quickly resign either, so he was on board with it. In either case, he’s a man with little integrity. I don’t care if he seems like a likable guy. Someone who can set aside his integrity so easily could be smiling like a nice guy when he pushes the “release gas” button in a concentration camp.

    • jmax

      The banality of evil.

      “What we regard as Evil is capable of a fairly ubiquitous presence if only because it tends to appear in the guise of good.” – Joseph Brodsky

      • Frank McCormick

        Or, at its base: “I was just following orders.”

    • Ragnar Lothbrok

      Absofreakinglutley!

    • netxtown

      He’d swear the button was marked ‘fresh air’…..

    • bambinoitaliano

      Agree. He bought into the fame and fortune taking on the job. To his credit he realize his misstep and walk away unlike so many who continues to stick around or get fired. There’s no benefit for risking one reputation to be in the company of the shit gibbon. No one walks away and smell like roses. It’s one job reference you redacted from your resume.

      • greenmanTN

        I got the sense he was more pushed out than walked away, so I don’t think there was some big “I just can’t do this anymore!” moment.

    • Butch

      When Spicer first took the job I kept hearing the cable news types (even Thomas Roberts during a panel discussion, which especially surprised me) talking about he was such a nice guy when he was at the RNC. I never understood how they could be saying that.

    • Gerry Fisher

      With few exceptions (Mattis and Kelly), these people jumped aboard the tRump train for money and fame. They ignored all the evil and ugliness that they were enabling, including treasonous behavior and the dismantling of the norms of our liberal Democracy, all so they could get a gig that would look good on their resumes, or all so they could cut more lucrative business deals. There isn’t a hot enough place in hell for them.

  • FAEN
  • PickyPecker
  • Bluto
  • Talisman

    Why would that even be a thing?

  • Rebecca Gardner

    Off topicy, but WTF am I looking at when I see Trump’s newest Twitter Header?

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/d4c6e4a13d21884813654175757493539aaafeb2c2bbb8f5f3773dc6cbb329e7.png

    • Gustav2

      Keep the Evangelical base, it is all that is left!

    • Tawreos

      They are hanging their heads in shame at being in that cabinet

      • clay

        But we all know that pRick erry, Scott Pruit, Jeff Secessions, Scott Pruitt, Wilbur Ross, Ben Carson, and Tom Price (and probably more) have no sense of shame.

        • greenmanTN

          Or lack the brain power to sustain it.

    • clay

      “Yes, Mr. President. Absolutely, sir.”

    • Bluto

      Legion of Doom gathering.

    • GayOldLady

      You’re looking at a room full of people, mostly men, praying to sky daddy, that Trump doesn’t blow up the world.

      • FAEN

        That and probably-“how can we collectively fuck every minority in this country.”

    • Talisman

      The dumpster is reliving the glory days of the Cabinet meeting where everyone was forced to praise him.

    • Ragnar Lothbrok

      Sickening

      • Dreaming Vertebrate

        And it’s all an act with Dumpf.
        He never showed any religious convictions until he ran for president.
        SCAM, scam, scam!

        • vorpal 😼

          The evilgelicals always justify their vote for Trump, despite the fact that he clearly is not a Christian but a professed and devout follower of Trumpinanity, by saying that their god could work through Trump.

          I guess it’s not possible for their god to have worked through Hillary… probably because of the whole vagina thing and all.

          • jmax

            And definitely god didn’t work thru the black Muslim before Trump.

          • clay

            God has his limitations.

          • jmax

            Omniscient, omnipresent, omnipotent – but a Negro president? Hellz no.

          • greenmanTN

            Or as Lily Tomlin (as Ernestine) pronounced it, Ohm-nippy-tent.

          • vorpal 😼

            Their god really, really loves to forgive, as evidenced by the fact that he seems to prefer those that he has to forgive a lot, like 45 with his three wives and molesting adulterous habits along with the rest of this god’s completely hypocritical flock of sheep.

            People like Hillary and Barrack who are still only in their first marriage and don’t usually tell 10 versions of the truth before gluttonous third breakfast aren’t even on this god’s radar.

          • jmax

            Funny how that works. And didn’t Donny once say he never had to ask God for forgiveness because he had never done anything wrong? You would think that would turn off the true christian.

          • vorpal 😼

            Not at all: hypocrisy makes them moist.

          • Robincho

            Except the Brooklyn hypocrites. They get merst…

          • Silver Badger

            Most of the evangelicals are clearly not christian either.

          • vorpal 😼

            They’re a lot like those people who need to keep reminding you how much of a genius they are.

          • greenmanTN

            I’ve met two people who bragged about their MENSA membership constantly. Within 2 minutes of meeting them I wanted to shrink-wrap their heads.

          • vorpal 😼

            I’ve been invited to join Mensa on a couple of occasions and gave a firm NOPE. A bunch of people high on their own intellect sitting around masturbating their egos? I’m kinky, but not THAT kinky.

    • jmax

      If there was an actual god, a tornado, earthquake, or plaque would have struck the room right then.

      • bambinoitaliano

        God only like warm places. He has no jurisdiction in the cold climate area. Also he is semi retire and only take on the southern states and some Caribbean islands. He does make exception once in awhile.

        • jmax

          That would have been a PERFECT time to make an exception. God Damn God, his timing sucks!

    • Ragnar Lothbrok

      lol @ Off topicy

    • Karl Dubhe

      It looks like a group of shameless people who are actually experiencing some form of shame. Well, no. Not really, but it’s rather bizarre.

      Why are they using plastic water bottles? They’re inside, they should be using jugs of ice water and nice glasses. Otherwise they’re advertising a product, aren’t they?

      • jmax

        FEMA bottles. It’s free and no one in, let’s say, Texas or Florida is gonna need it anyway, right?

      • clay

        I hope someone snuck in Dasani, with magnesium sulfate, to give them all the runs.

    • bambinoitaliano

      It’s a new security protocol. They have to check their spines at the door before making any decision.

    • clay

      Oops, the hive’s gone down without the Queen.

    • Ken M

      Looks like a class full of kids texting while the teacher isn’t looking.

      • clay

        “Staring at my lap helps me think of the answers for this exam.”

    • The_Wretched

      Sigh. The entire cabinet praying to the christian god sure looks like a religion of the government.

    • kanehau

      Trump is thinking: one-one thousand, two-one thousand, three-one thousand

      Everyone else: 10, 9, 8, 7…

  • netxtown

    “Yes, it is my job to wave away any notion that the meteor about to strike the planet is anything bigger than a b-b.”

  • Keith D Plane

    so Kimmel does this for ratings I suppose? FUCK YOU Jimmy! Christ

  • clay

    I wish they had spiked him with a “Christmas Story” bunny one-sy draped over his guest chair.

  • vorpal 😼

    I have always felt a little bit sorry for Spicey despite the fact that, as many of you pointed out, he accepted the position of press secretary. Being the face of the shit show that is the Trump administration cannot have been easy by any means. It’s good to see that he’s recovering. Everything and everybody that gets within the Trump sphere becomes poisoned.

    I’m glad that he AT LEAST didn’t have to suffer through Naked Trump. I don’t think there’s any coming back from that.

    • Silver Badger

      The very thought tempts me to give up sex. Ugh.

    • greenmanTN

      I don’t much know, it would have been just desserts for working for Donnie Two Scoops.

  • Yalma Cuder-Zicci

    If he was merely representing the President’s voice why was he so angry and pissy with reporters? He sure made it seem like it was personal for him. Same with Huckabee Sanders.

    • Tawreos

      Just because they tell someone else’s lies doesn’t mean they can’t let their inner assholes shine out at the same time.

    • jmax

      They remind me of wild animals backed into a corner. They know they can’t defend the lies they are forced to tell, so they lash out at anyone nearby.

    • That_Looks_Delicious

      Interesting thought. Maybe that is the way Trump talks to them? There have been plenty of reports of Trump being verbally abusive to his staff, even to Gen. Kelly, so maybe they really are just “being his voice.”

  • Tawreos

    I am not sure why it happened but now we know that Spicey definitely saw the little Trumpster

  • bambinoitaliano

    Why are the talk shows mimicking the MSM to give these deplorables air time? Was there a rapture in the entertainment industry?

  • GayOldLady

    We wasted enough time on Spicer. His 15 minutes of fame are over, but at least his brief stint as Press Secretary helped Melissa McCarthy win an EMMY!!!

    • So, I guess something good did happen from this shit storm of a “presidency”.

  • Ragnar Lothbrok

    Not watching. Had enough of you before.

  • Gustav2

    Not all Republicans are racists…

    only all their policies are.

    • Cuberly

      True, but they are all complicit with racism…..wait, if they don’t call out racists doesn’t that make them racist?

    • Pip

      I’m sure some Republicans have African-American friends. Many, many African-American friends. So many African-American friends. You wish you had as many African-American friends as they do.

      I mean hell, Trump seems to travel with at least one for every speech he gives. It’s like playing Where’s Waldo.

  • Michael R

    This bullshit is not entertainment .

    • clay

      I’m certainly not feeling entertained by it.

    • 2guysnamedjoe

      It’s normalization of a fascist coup.

  • Ken M

    I wish JMG would reconsider posting these “visual” articles so early. So much for breakfast. /s

  • liondon#iamnotatraitor

    Wow..he sat down for 10 minutes and acted reasonably..

  • worstcultever

    Fuck you Spicer. Fuck you Kimmel.

    • greenmanTN

      Normally I like Kimmel, but normalizing this is grotesque.

  • bkmn

    I would love to see Spicer being grilled by Mueller – that would be video worth paying for

  • Paula

    And you’d better kiss that pope’s ring to thank you crazy gawd that you never had to see that either, Spicy!

    • Smokey

      And didn’t tRump prevent Spicy from meeting the pope?

  • Jay Silversmith

    How dare this little turd sit there and giggle about repeatedly LYING FOR THE PRESIDENT to the American people. And we’re supposed to think it’s cute??? Prosecute this son of a bitch.

  • Cuberly
  • Rex

    It certainly is very interesting that the in the current political environment lines are blurred between politics and entertainment.

  • barrixines

    This is just like all the times Goebbels was on the Dick Cavett Show.

    • jmax

      Goebbels was hilarious that one time when he and Totie Fields were guests on the show. Good times!

  • Bungfefe

    Why are his arms so short? Like, can he even clap?

  • Ken M

    I guess he prefers Kimmel to DWTS. Now that’s a nasty visual. He can dance around many things, but I doubt a floor is one of them.

  • shellback

    If you support trump, you’re a FUCKING NAZI.
    Next.

  • Sam_Handwich
    • Beagle

      Oh, I’m keeping an eye on Jose. I could use a day or two off due to tropical storm, which is what DC would most likely get.

  • goofy_joe

    I don’t want Spicer to become a celebrity because he can now smile and giggle about his time in that job. There is nothing to giggle about when your job was aiding the President in destroying the integrity of the media.

  • EdA

    It was interesting, in a perverse way, hearing Sean Spicer attempt to explain away his lack of integrity in providing intentional misstatements and in, apparently, making sure that he did not ask Benedict Trump for clarifications that would make it clearer that he was full of santorum, to be kind.

  • Gerry Fisher

    Amazing the “betrayal of self” that some people are willing to tolerate for money and fame. The word “whore” comes to mind.

    • -M-

      Pimp. Prostitutes sell their own time or services not other people’s rights.

  • Hank
  • Vira

    And for an extra $50 he’d have gone bareback.

  • Pip

    Oh look, more media normalizing of #45 and his cronies past and present.

  • Mrs. Councillor Nugent

    “’Have you ever seen the president naked?’” “’I have not,’” Spicer replied good-naturedly.'” Thankfully, neither have I

    • CharlestonDave

      “good-natured” and “seen the president naked” are two things that do not go together.

  • Lindoro Almaviva

    Memo to Spicey: fuck you

  • rednekokie

    Lying seems to be the way of just about everyone in the White House, lately. That makes it easier to get to the real truth — just take whatever is said and believe the reverse.

  • JWC

    Wonder when the non disclouser clause runs out Most interesting, however, to balance this interview with the one last night between Racjhel Maddow and Katie Tur. Totally different take

  • CJAS

    Sorry, I’m not interested in any attempts to humanize any the folks complicit in this administrations actions.

  • Jean-Marc in Canada

    To: LNCE (Late Night Comedians Everywhere)

    From: Sane Humans Everywhere AKA Sanity & Reality

    RE: Humanizing Scum

    Dear LNCE,

    We would like to take this opportunity to request that, in future, you cease having any members (current or former) of the Trump administration on your platforms/shows. We believe this blurs the lines between reality and fiction by humanizing that which is not human to begin with. Further, we would request that if you have booked said creature on, that you do your utmost to ridicule, pillory and humiliate them because that’s what is deserved.

    Thanking in advance for you co-operation in this matter and trust we will not have to issue a second request.

    Best Regards,

    Sanity & Reality

  • Gianni

    I can’t fathom being able to sleep at night knowing that the job I took is to swear to every lie that my incompetent boss tells to the American public. He didn’t like his integrity questioned. What integrity? Every piece of shit the President threw out at us, you willingly supported and backed in every press conference. Yeah, it was your job to do that. Point is: How could you throw away whatever personal values you had to accommodate that clown in the oval office? Even now, Spicer still can’t be up front and just say that it was obvious to all who saw the inauguration photos, that Donnie did not have the biggest crowd ever. That it was a lie from the Prez to convince himself that he was bigger and better than any other President, especially Obama. I could not watch the whole vid; it’s just as aggravating as his press conferences were.

  • JCF

    Jimmy, NO ONE wanted to know the answer to that question! [No one wanted it asked! }-0<<< ]