Twitter Has Another Mocking Field Day After The Mooch Compares “Lowlife” New Yorker Reporter To Linda Tripp

The New York Daily News reports:

The Mooch is living in the past. Ex-White House Communications Director Anthony Scaramucci blasted The New Yorker’s Ryan Lizza Wednesday night for recording their now-infamous phone interview.

“@RyanLizza is the Linda Tripp of 2017. People know. And he is up at night not being able to live with himself,” he tweeted. The “Linda Tripp” mention refers to when Tripp, a former Pentagon employee, exposed then-White House intern Monica Lewinsky’s affair with former President Bill Clinton in the 1990s through phone conversations she secretly recorded.

The reporter seemingly responded, retweeting an impeccably timed tweet from the New Yorker urging followers to listen to the recorded conversation. New York and Washington D.C. are “one-party consent” jurisdictions, which means that it is legal for anyone on a phone call to record the conversation.

  • Tawreos

    “No, it means he’s the Cum stain on the blue dress”
    Mooch needs to stretch quite high to get to that level.

    • Reality.Bites

      Not really. The prick in question is pretty tall (Trump). Even if it just dribbles out it it would be above the waist for most dresses.

  • Rex

    His 15 scaramuccis of fame are over.
    Give it up.

  • Adam Stevens

    Is he really this stupid?

    • Tawreos

      If he was smart he wouldn’t have been hired for or accepted a position in the Trump administration.

      • Adam Stevens

        Sorry. You’re right. Forgot where I lived for a minute…

      • Stephen Elliot Phillips

        Trump is one of those bosses that never hires people he perceives as smarter than himself. He doesnt want to be upstaged or replaced.
        A very common, albeit disastrous, way to run any business.

    • That_Looks_Delicious
    • Butch

      Yes.
      This has been another edition of simple answers to simple questions.

    • Todd20036

      If he was smart, he wouldn’t have even tried to hook up to the Trump disaster.

  • Ninja0980

    Who the heck is this guy?
    Wasn’t this someone was famous for 15 minutes over a phone call?

  • Rebecca Gardner
  • Jonathan Smith
  • Gustav2

    He really was the perfect Communications Director for Trump

  • Ernest Endevor

    One thing that has been proved conclusively by the Trump administration: You don’t need a brain to make money on Wall Street.

    • Gustav2

      He also proves there are some really stupid people with Harvard degrees.

      • Stubenville

        A legacy admission perhaps?

        • Gustav2

          First Tufts, then Harvard Law. Don’t think his parents went to college. His father was a sand miner.

    • Indeed not. You only need to be a bully to play the “pump and dump” game.

  • Oscarlating Wildely
  • crewman

    Scaramucci: still butthurt he didn’t understand what the job of a reporter is and determined to prove why that’s everyone else’s fault but his.

    • Hue-Man

      How could he possibly have known? After all his 10-second job didn’t have anything to do with reporters – Ex-White House Communications Director.

      • Lizard

        Does he really get that title if he only held the position for like 10 days? It’s more a punchline than a line on his resume.

        • Tatonka

          Not even that. His official start date is next Tuesday. It takes real skill to get fired three weeks before you get hired.

          • clay

            It’s things like that that catch the IRS’s (automated) eye.
            “I see here that you have a W2 for one hour.”
            “I see here that you have a W2 for negative two weeks.”

    • glass

      I am still laughing over the fact that he thought his Financial Disclosure was “leaked”.

  • netxtown

    That does it. I am cancelling all donations to ACLU, SPCA, St. Jude, Boy Scouts, Girl Scouts, Vets, homeless….all of ’em. Instead – I am sending money directly to NASA to get me the fuck out of here…off the planet….somewhere…anywhere…in outer space….as long as it is away from these crazies….

  • Cuberly

    That’s some Ted Cruz levels of oblivistupid right there.

    • CharlestonDave

      or Ted Baxter.

  • worstcultever

    Love how Monica herself retweeted this bullshit with a single laugh emoji.

    Btw I’m really digging ML lately. She’s kickass and still beautiful.

    And also, what’s this BULLSHIT about Colbert having Mooch on his show next week. To me it reeks of enabling this fucking trash shitshow.

    • Reality.Bites

      It’s Colbert, not Fallon.

      Mooch is an idiot to go on the show.

  • Stubenville

    The best thing this fool could do would be to delete his social media accounts and avoid publicity. Of course that’s the ONE thing he’s incapable of doing.

    • Todd20036

      That requires wisdom. The same type of wisdom that would tell him to not say such stupid things in a hot microphone to a reporter.

    • Reality.Bites

      Best for us, yes, but I don’t think it will make much difference to his life at this point.

  • Richard B

    Anthony Scaramucci is bitter that his truths were exposed and was too toxic to serve in that public role. Anthony needs to own that his desire to be Trump’s mouthpiece led to the breakup of his marriage, but that may have had something to do with his thing for a hot gay twink porn star..
    http://www.boyculture.com/boy_culture/2017/07/anthony-scaramucci-follows-gay-porn-star-on-twitter-makeamericagayagain.html
    The Mooch

    • clay

      I wouldn’t call that porn participant (star? really?) “hot”– looks almost like the Mooch is just trying to be supportive of his son’s acting.

      • Richard B

        There is a popular twink site called Helix Studios and one of their popular models (I’ll refrain from using the word “star”) of the moment, and who has been many recent films, is Blake Mitchell. Scaramucci apparently liked this guy enough to followed him. This kid is in such an obscure niche, most people wouldn’t have a clue who he was. I thought it was interesting a married man with kids would be familiar with him. But, consider, Scaramucci is the same guy who brought up in an interview with a major Washington reporter a reference about sucking his own d*ck and I think this guy is more complex than most people may have realized…

    • Robincho

      “Lemme tellya ’bout Minnie the Moocher —
      She was a low-down hootchy-kootcher…”

    • james1200

      There’s a female pornstar with that name, too. He’s stupid so he probably just followed the wrong person, lol.

      http://www.iafd.com/graphics/headshots/blakemitchell.jpg

  • AtticusP

    The Mooch is scheduled to be on Colbert on Monday.

    Unless, of course, somebody serves him a polonium cocktail in the meantime.

    • Xuuths

      Cartoon Mooch will suffice for Colbert…

      • Christopher

        Absolutely!

        Ham Rove had a guest starring role on his other show for years!

    • clay

      Does he understand that he’ll be recorded?

  • Uncle Mark

    Geez, these Drumpf people are a really stupid bunch of whiners. You would have thought that this moronic attention whore would have learned to curb his mouth after getting shit-canned for it. It’s a good thing he sold his share of the company. Could you imagine being one of those poor employees having to work under this egomaniacal ass?

    • clay

      Poor thing– he’s going to have to split that $92 million with his soon-to-be ex-wife. How will he ever make it?

      • CharlestonDave

        Another way to think of it is that he’s about to give his soon-to-be-ex-wife $46M. 🙂

  • Cuberly
  • The_Wretched

    I see The Mooch isn’t going to go quietly. It’s a pity then that he only lasted 10 days. Oh the leaks and rampant insanity we could have had.

  • Hue-Man

    O/T 2020 OutGames

    The organizers of an international LGBT sporting event set to come to Winnipeg in 2020 have pulled the plug on OutGames following the abrupt cancellation of the event this spring in Miami that left thousands of athletes in the lurch.

    http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/manitoba/outgames-cancelled-winnipeg-1.4240968

  • clay

    Example why–
    You should only hire Communications Directors who know what “on the record” means.
    You should only hire Communications Directors who don’t need to be the center of communication.
    You should fire people, rather than let them resign, if they’re going to have trouble letting go of the position.

  • Christopher

    Instead of “Ex-White House Communications Director”, every news agency should refer to him as “Barely White House Communications Director”.

  • Hank
    • Lizard

      Well, Stephen Miller definitely has that.

  • Slippy_World

    WONKETTE:

    Sounds Like Anthony Scaramucci Needs To Take His Blue Dresses To The Cleaners

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/344f1bf81ab33feb9ded24d66fb79016ed7e1642001a03548a8627fb06f25528.gif

  • Hey wait a minute. Linda Tripp is OUR backstabbing bitch to hate on. You’re on the right wing now, buddy, like it or not. Find your own entrapment abetting traitor to hate on!

    Also, in NY state you can record any incoming call without notifying the caller. (You may not, however, call someone and record that call without notifying the other party.) Laws covering this vary from state to state. (I know this from a lawyer who advised me about dealing with harassing phone calls.)

  • Karl Dubhe

    How much Coke is he snorting?

    Or does he smoke it…

  • Robincho

    Mooch be all trippin’…

  • Stephen Elliot Phillips

    Webster’s will have to come up with a new word that defines a governement run by willfully ignorant, low IQ, narcissistic, bigoted, misogynistic, psychopathic crooks.

    • Robincho

      They have. It’s kakistocracy…

      • Stephen Elliot Phillips

        Thats not nuanced enuf. That only means deplorables running the govt.
        It needs to be like
        klepto-kakis-misogynistic-bigot-expealodocious-otocracy

  • Max_1

    This means the Mooch likes to wear blue dresses…
    … In fact, he IS the blue dress. With the way he blew the Don, how could he not be?

  • JWC

    hey Mooch your “fame clock” is out of time move along

  • NMNative
  • Bluto
  • boobert

    I guess everyone knows he’ll be on Colbert Monday night.

  • Richard B

    Anthony Scaramucci is bitter that his truths were exposed and doesn’t get he was too toxic and wasn’t fit to serve in that public role. Anthony needs to own that his desire to Trump’s mouthpiece led to the breakup of his marriage, but that may have had something to do with his thing for a hot gay twink porn star..
    http://www.boyculture.com/boy_culture/2017/07/anthony-scaramucci-follows-gay-porn-star-on-twitter-makeamericagayagain.html
    The Mooch

  • LesbianTippingHabits


    Linda Tripp = Saint of Truth !

    Lorena Bobbitt = Saint of Justice !