IT BURNS: Bob Larson Exorcisms Supercut [VIDEO]

I’ve posted many of scamvangelist Bob Larson’s elaborately faked exorcisms over the years and courtesy of YouTube comedian Vic Berger, today we get a hilarious supercut of several especially well-acted demonic possessions. You might want to turn the volume down, there’s a lot of screaming and growling. Watch below.

  • clay

    So sad– it would have been an entertaining Yule log.

  • geoffalnutt

    It’s fun to turn the picture off and imagine Trump and Melania having sex.

  • OdieDenCO

    so, my first thought is: why is he just tossing those demons out where they can latch on to anybody, shouldn’t he be like placing them in swine or republicans and drowning them?

    • Ragnar Lothbrok

      ” Demonic Swine ” that title could go several different ways….

    • Benny S.

      I know! That Jezebel demon sure keeps busy. Bob casts Jezebel out, and Jezebel just moves on to Bob’s next victim. Wash rinse repeat.

  • i prefer to watch movies with good actors, myself. but hey, to each his/her own.

    http://lethalamounts.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/BDAYMAY142016.jpg

  • ceeenbee

    Well! Thanks. That’s just the stupidest thing I’ve seen all year and I will never get those 4 or 5 minutes back.

    • another_steve

      Be discriminate, babe.

      It’s like when my biological sister emails me a 30-minute video of cats doing stupid things, I email her back, “Loved that, sis. Thanks!”

      (When in reality I deleted it immediately and watched none of it.)

    • safari

      Donald is elected president. It is 5 January. It is a Thursday. There is a pretty good chance you might see something stupider by the end of the weekend.

  • The_Wretched

    Bob Larsen has the facial tensions of a serial batterer. I hope someone is looking out for his family and friends.

    • Todd20036

      What wrong with working with batter?

      • The_Wretched

        Or batteries? some of my favorite items use them

      • Stogiebear

        You must have read that as “Bob Larsen has the serial tensions of a facial batterer.”

  • safari

    I pray that patterned print from you. I pray that patterned print from you!

    • Snarkaholic

      No! Don’t set it loose in the world!!!

      • Stogiebear

        After all, it is the only thing holding her burning bosoms back!

  • Who knew such …vivid things went on in the function room of the EconoLodge out on the Interstate? I thought they mostly hosted Rotary lunches and the occasional furry convention…

    • i’m so glad i wasn’t the only one to notice that carpet.

  • Pollos Hermanos
    • safari

      Repossessed. Nice. (At least I think it is that movie…)

  • another_steve

    My Maine Coon is possessed.

    Seriously.

  • JoeMyGod

    Before you sign up to be exorcised of perversion, you can take the Bob Larson Demon Possession Test for the bargain price of $9.95. http://www.demontest.com/

    • safari

      Does it tell me if I have a case of Jezebel?

      Oh, it costs $9.95, but promises it “may be the most important spiritual decision that you ever may make!”

      • Uncle Mark

        “Case of Jezebel”? I prefer what a friend of mine used to call it…”Honey, you have a Lust Demon.” I’ll take the latter with a case of Chardonnay.

    • PickyPecker

      $9.95 for the test? Can I mention my dRUMPf executive gold card and get a discount?

    • The_Wretched

      His website design is…ugly and not modern.

      • safari

        He also thanks you for purchasing the test before you put it in the cart or purchase it… which is… shady

    • Michael R

      Good luck with your Demon Possession Test everybody !

      https://s27.postimg.org/caqpcs9zn/demon_test.jpg

      • safari

        That doesn’t look like Jezebel. Maybe Jezebeef?

      • safari

        Makes me think of this Oglaf strip called “Honor” [NSFW cartoon penises]

        http://oglaf.com/honor/
        ALT-Text: Swear on your Honor

        • IamM

          Or this recent one in keeping with the title for this story.

          [Still NSFW. It’s oglaf, it’s not ever going to be safe for work.]
          http://oglaf.com/heats/

      • Uncle Mark

        That test didn’t last as long as he promised

      • Mike__in_Houston

        At the end of Berlioz’s The Damnation of Faust, after Faust has been dragged down to hell, somebody back on earth tells the others that “A deed of horror was accomplished.” I always figured this is what it was. Hmmm. At the end of Boito’s Mefistofele, Faust ends up going to heaven. I think Berlioz’s Faust got the better end of the deal…

    • Colonel Panic.

      I really, really want to take the test but I also really, really don’t want to give him $9.95. Anyone here do cut price demon analysis?

      • SammySeattle

        You’re possessed, please send me $4.95 and I’ll exorcise the demon.

        • Colonel Panic.

          No problem. Just tell me your bank account details and I’ll send it right over. And I will probably need your mother’s maiden name too..

  • JWC

    oh weeee a televised nut job Oh Mommy come look at this silly lady

  • Mike C

    That woman is wearing a migraine!

    • perversatile

      -brought to you by the dæmon ”Lackadaisicalus”

    • Stogiebear

      When good bargello goes bad. Sad.

    • Michael Abbett

      She and Kim Davis must shop at the same store.

      • Uncle Mark

        Well, those outfits are an abomination

  • Derrick Johns

    Praise the Lord!

    These holy rollers may or may not be real, but they appeal to those who actually believe in such foolishness.

    You stick me with a cruxifix, I might use it like Linda Blair did in “The Exorcist”–from the back side.

    • Todd20036

      I’d say it’s about a 50/50 split between those who genuinely believe they are doing something and those who are as cynical as you and I, but have no scruples and love the money

      • Derrick Johns

        Yeah, thanks for responding. It’s been a rough 4 weeks, hasn’t. it? We need support and humor.
        That’s all.

        No, we also need action. In every state in this union we need action. I’ve never participated in a protest in my life. But I will now.

  • Rebecca Gardner

    Thank you so much for the laugh I needed it!

    I will say, in Bob Larson’s defense, when he exorcised the Republicans out of me I became a Liberal, so that was a good thing.

  • billbear1961
  • safari

    So, we now know what Charlie Brown’s mom looks like.

    • Bared Bear

      Yeah, those zig zags of crazy. I mistook this Larson for The Far Side cartoonist and thought, Oh, no… he’s gone batshit religious like that Dilbert guy went RWNJ.

  • Oscarlating Wildely

    Oh please, anyone walking by the john after the All You Can Eat Beans! special at the local Elks or Kiwanis Club can hear those sounds. Trump rallies have even better growling and gurgling.

  • Michael R

    I have to call for a PALATE CLEANSER

    https://s23.postimg.org/letnxx7d7/palette_cleanser_A.jpg

  • Oscarlating Wildely

    It needs more cowbell. And a Rick roll.

  • Blake J Butler

    O/T: Melaria has daddy issue out of the wazoo, i just realized her father looks like her husband. This brings things so clearly now.

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/67a7a65512e0862d0c645520ba55dd19963a8a55591affa4fd37a634e1a15fbd.jpg

    • Bared Bear

      Ewww. He even has tiny hands.

      • Grimes

        And ill fitting suits

      • Jay Silversmith

        AND he’s carrying a purse !!!

    • safari

      Wow.

    • Michael R

      Yeah , ewwww .

    • The_Wretched

      Wow, she looks rather different in normal person clothes and make up.

      • Andymac3

        That’s her mother.

    • Pollos Hermanos

      Don’t call her Melaria. That isn’t kind.

      She goes by Melabia.

  • Yalma Cuder-Zicci

    Why do they never vomit in Bob Larson’s face?

    • Bared Bear

      I do have a sudden hankering for a nice, piping hot bowl of split pea and ham with hot demon spew.

    • Uncle Mark

      You know, for timeless and purely evil creatures from the bowels of hell, their language and behavior seemed awfully unimaginative & tame. Was the exorcist holding an Emily Post book?

      • Jerry

        Reminds me of seeing “The Exorcist” on network TV in the early 1980s…suddenly the demon was shouting, “Your mother sews socks that smell!” Bleeping wouldn’t have been nearly as hilarious as the dubbing.

    • Craig Howell

      It was good for Linda Blair/And it’s good enough for me!

  • Bared Bear

    I often wonder if these churches purposely keep a rotating stable of mentally ill people that they wheel out every once in a while to scare people back into believing their nonsense… just like the Dubya admin did with anthrax and warnings of mushroom clouds and rainbow colors of terrrrrrrism threats… and etc.

  • fuzzybits

    I have to say I’ve listened way in the past to a few Bob Larson radio shows for the hell of it. He always had a lot of teenagers calling in to tell him he’s nuts and to pretend to be performing exorcisms.

  • Michael Abbett

    I can’t stop laughing at this!

  • DrRobY

    Praised Be!

  • Ragnar Lothbrok

    Here’s $20 Bob, go take an acting class

    • Michael Abbett

      LOL me and my husband were just saying that central casting would tell them all to piss off.

  • Benny S.

    #1 – Who is “hot n hunky” at 2:04?
    #2 – I didn’t know Bob Larson was into spanking.
    #3 – Bob, what’s your toll-free number? I need you to get Jimmy out of me. He’s been inside me for 40 minutes now.

  • Natty Enquirer

    Pentecostal churches are theater. I suspect most churchgoers understand and appreciate the fact. Put $5 on the plate and watch your neighbors act weird under the guidance of an experienced MC.

  • Jerry Kott

    Now that is Entertainment! And the Oscar goes to………….

  • Uncle Mark

    Why was I expecting at least one of the demon-infested to start screaming “Trump, Trump, Trump?”

  • Uncle Mark

    I love the husband’s eye-rolling at the beginning. No look of fear or concern…just a resigned look of disgust at being there.

  • The_Wretched

    I want a turn hoot’n and hollar’n. Can I get on the show?

  • ByronK

    I wonder if the swearing in of Trump’s cabinet will be similar.

    • OdieDenCO

      just the opposite. donny is throwing a party and all the demons are invited.

  • Andymac3

    oh damn, was hoping they would rip off a shirt or two, work up a sweat.

  • andrew

    Ain’t it annoying that those damn demons don’t possess college educated financially well off people.

  • djcoastermark

    Larson, when Wallmart just isn’t enough.

  • Gaymurcan

    American Psychiatric Assn., please take note for updates to the DSM.

  • Andymac3
  • Friday

    The Christian Right: The Dementia of Mean Americans.

  • Bob was talking on a radio show about homosexuality and how “evil” it was, so I called in and asked him about his “alleged” affair with a much younger woman. MAN, he was pissed off!

    http://home.earthlink.net/~19ranger57/dontread.htm

    “Even if Bob didn’t break his wedding vows on his frequent junkets, the fact remains that his divorce and subsequent marriage to a woman young enough to be his daughter was without a hint of Scriptural cause or justification. According to his handwritten diary, the discussion of divorce came up after Kathy accused Bob of having an affair with Margo Hamilton. Not only did Kathy not want the divorce, but the diary says that she “begged” Bob not to divorce her. Would a man lie to his diary?”

  • WhiteJesus

    These people are evidently cursed with the affliction of obesity.

  • Jay Silversmith

    The only demons that first lady has is her inability to put down the feed bag and find a hairdresser that’s not a poodle groomer. And that guy desperately trying to hold her up can barely contain his laughter at this circus, except when the camera catches him.

  • Piona O.

    On the one hand, it’s despicable that Bob Larson makes a living of “casting out demons” from deluded, mentally ill Christians. On the other hand, i laughed really hard when he whacked that guy across the head with his crucifix.