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Lady Benedicia de Prada was busy hot-gluing precious gems to her Miss Hitler Youth 1944 pageant crown, so a Vatican spokeszombie stepped in defend her recent statement that mankind must defend against dirty trannies (AKA: the competition) as vigorously as against rainforest erosion. During an interview on this morning on Radio 4’s Today programme, Cardinal Murphy-O’Connor said that the pope …

In a landmark but nonbinding resolution, today the United Nations will call for the global decriminalization of homosexuality. Eighty-six countries in the world still criminalize gay sex with punishments from years of imprisonment to death. France will bring the resolution to the General Assembly with the backing of the entire European Union, many non-EU European nations, Canada, Israel, Japan, Mexico, …

The Vatican has updated their hit list of mortal sins, adding seven “modern” no-no’s: 1. Genetic modification2. Carrying out experiments on humans3. Polluting the environment4. Causing social injustice5. Causing poverty6. Becoming obscenely wealthy7. Taking drugs Holy hypocrisy, Batman! Causing social injustice? Causing poverty? Becoming obscenely wealthy? Clearly, the Il Papa is going directly to hell in red Prada slippers.