Tag Archives: Rand Paul

Sarah Palin To Headline CPAC 2015

Sarah Palin yesterday confirmed her headlining appearance at CPAC 2015 despite not-quiet grumbling from the far right after her bizarre, rambling speech at last month’s GOP 2016 Clown Car Revue in Iowa. Also on board for this year’s CPAC are Jeb Bush, Ted Cruz, Carly Fiorina, Rick Santorum, Ben Carson, Sean Hannity, Scott Walker, Rand Paul, Rick Perry, Laura Ingraham, …

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Sen. Rand “Science” Paul: Vaccinations Can Lead To “Profound Mental Disorders”

Via NBC News: Republican Sen. Rand Paul is standing by his statement that most vaccinations should be “voluntary,” telling CNBC that a parent’s choice not to vaccinate a child is “an issue of freedom.” In an interview with the network Monday, Paul said that vaccines are “a good thing” but that parents “should have some input” into whether or not …

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Sen. Rand Paul Posts “Secret Phone Call” Between Hillary Clinton And Jeb Bush

Via Politico: Sen. Rand Paul (R-Ky.), the 2016 field’s most prolific adopter of social media, has posted what aides wryly call a “secret tape” of a fake phone call between Jeb Bush and Hillary Clinton. RAND PAC, Paul’s political organization, used actors to portray the conversation, which hits both rivals on the dynasty issue. “Bush” tells her he’s thinking about …

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Rand Paul Does Interview Over Snapchat

But Obama’s YouTube interview, that was ridiculous?

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Strong Lead For Hillary In New WaPo Poll

Via the Washington Post: Hillary Rodham Clinton holds double-digit leads over potential Republican challengers Jeb Bush and Mitt Romney as the likely Democratic presidential candidate moves closer to entering the race, a new Washington Post-ABC News poll finds. Although Clinton, Bush and Romney are all longtime politicians and members of political dynasties, registered voters are less likely to count that …

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Here Is Rand Paul’s SOTU Response

Via USA Today: Sen. Rand Paul, a likely GOP presidential candidate, took on the duties of a one-man rapid-response team and pounced on President Obama’s State of the Union Address on multiple platforms. The Kentucky senator posted his own response to Obama’s speech on his YouTube channel — offering a separate view from the official Republican rebuttal being delivered by …

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Sen. Rand Paul Blames Cigarette Taxes For The Death Of Eric Garner

(Via Igor Volsky at Think Progress)

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Rand Paul To Run For Senate In 2016

Via the Associated Press: Kentucky Republican Rand Paul says he will seek re-election to the U.S. Senate in 2016. Paul said in a press release Tuesday that he hopes to continue “the task of repairing and revitalizing our great nation” in the Senate. Paul is also considering running for the Republican nomination for president in 2016. His team believes there …

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Sen. Rand Paul: Hillary Is Totally Old

“I think all the polls show if she does run, she’ll win the Democrat nomination. But I don’t think it’s for certain. It’s a very taxing undertaking to go through. It’s a rigorous physical ordeal, I think, to be able to campaign for the presidency.” – Sen Rand Paul, speaking to Politico. Even Fox News has slammed Paul for the …

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KENTUCKY: Rand Paul Renews Push To Run For President & Senate At Same Time

Emboldened by the midterms results, three-time Toupee Olympics bronze medalist Rand Paul has renewed his push to change Kentucky law so that he can run for president and the Senate at the same time. The law, as currently stated, says “no candidate’s name shall appear on any voting machine or absentee ballot more than once,” with the exception of certain …

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Rand Paul: Every Democrat Who Lost Did So Because Of Hillary Clinton

Sen. Rand Paul has created a series of Facebook posts showing every losing Democrat endorsed by Hillary Clinton. And you thought this was all Obama’s fault.

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Rand Paul Waffles On Gay Marriage

Via CNN: “Society’s changing,” he said. “I mean, people change their minds all the time on this issue, and even within the Republican Party, there are people whose child turns out to be gay and they’re like, oh well maybe I want to rethink this issue. So it’s been rethought. The President’s rethought the issue. So I mean, a lot …

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Ayn Rand: How Is She Still A Thing?

From last night’s Last Week Tonight.

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Final FRC Hate Summit Roster

After yesterday’s addition of Sarah Palin, the Family Research Council dropped about a dozen crackpots and deleted their “invited but unconfirmed” names from its Values Voters Summit speakers roster. In addition to the confirmed fuckweasels above, Maggie Gallagher will lead a panel titled “Moral Decline Causes Big Government.” Mat Staver will sit on a panel titled “The Assault On Constitutional …

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Ann Coulter: I Want To Drown Libertarians

“The biggest current danger for Republicans is that idiots will vote for Libertarian candidates in do-or-die Senate elections, including Kentucky, Kansas, North Carolina and Colorado. Democratic candidates don’t have to put up with this crap — they’re even trying to dump the official Democrat in Kansas to give the stealth Democrat a better shot. When we’re all dying from lack …

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Palin Joins FRC Hate Summit Roster

Christian hero Sarah Palin, seen above this week flipping the bird to paparazzi as she exited a yoga class sans make-up and sans wedding ring, was today announced as a headliner at next weekend’s Family Research Council Values Voter Summit. Tony Perkins is thrilled: “We are pleased to announce that Governor Sarah Palin has been confirmed to appear at this …

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Rand Paul Confirms For FRC Hate Summit

Last week the SPLC reported that fewer federal politicians are willing to appear on the FRC’s hate stage, but yesterday Sen. Rand Paul earned his “confirmed” asterisk.

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Rand Paul Waffles On Marriage

“The party can’t become the opposite of what it is. If you tell people from Alabama, Mississippi or Georgia, ‘You know what, guys, we’ve been wrong, and we’re gonna be the pro-gay-marriage party,’ they’re either gonna stay home or — I mean, many of these people joined the Republican Party because of these social issues. So I don’t think we …

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Douchebag Of The Day – Sen. Rand Paul

Sen. Paul is apparently tweeting from the Texas GOP convention. The quotation marks presumably mean that somebody else just said that. I have a feeling this tweet will be remembered come 2016. UPDATE: Nope. Sen. Rand Paul actually did just say that himself. Not only that, check out who he just suggested become prisoners of the Taliban. Sen. Rand Paul …

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