Tag Archives: Pat Robertson

“They say he’s going back to the place that he spent his childhood, he spent four years in Indonesia, I don’t know if he was trained in a madrassa, one of those Muslim schools, but nevertheless that is his inclination. His father was a Kenyan socialist and he talks about the roots of his father. So he’s got an African …

“The Torah, in ancient Jewish wisdom the Bible, actually explains something which we have lived through which is one of the great mysteries: the plot of 9/11. Not only do we find references in Zachariah to four mysterious crafts that come through between two mountains made of metal, in biblical terminology mountains can be natural mountains or also anything tall …

Jay Sekulow, of Pat Robertson’s American Center for Law & Justice, says that the lamestream media is trying to con the public into believing that Christianists want to install a theocratic government. His argument isn’t very convincing. The new insinuation is that conservative Christians are engaged in a concerted effort to establish a theocracy here in America. Under the guise …

At least half of you have probably never heard of Ruth Buzzi, but not only is she still around, she has one of the most consistently funny Twitter accounts out there. Another recent Buzzi gem: “I believe in the separation of church and hate.”

Pat Robertson says that the End Times can’t come until Jews give up their religion and worship their true messiah. Stop being so Jewish, you guys are totally holding things up!

Jay Sekulow, who convinced the Supreme Court that Jews For Jesus had the right to harass people at airports, is the head of Pat Robertson’s anti-gay American Center for Law & Justice. And surprise surprise, that gig is earning him tens of millions from tax-exempt “charities.” Since 1998, the two charities have paid out more than $33 million to members …

“Ladies and gentlemen, I don’t want to get weird on this so please take it for what it’s worth. But it seems to me the Washington Monument is a symbol of America’s power, it has been the symbol of our great nation, we look at that monument and say this is one nation under God. Now there’s a crack in …

Pat Robertson says he’s “brought 500 million people to Christ” via his cable program. That’s probably his most ridiculous claim since he declared that he could leg-press 2000 pounds, which at the time was 665 pounds more than the current record. Oh, but you TOO could leg-press 2000 pounds if you purchased “Pat Robertson’s Age-Defying Energy Shake,” which was, conveniently …

And millions of brain-dead slack-jawed Americans robotically reached for their checkbooks to make another donation.

And, presumably, we can expect even more Christian sharia if he gets elected president. (Via – Right Wing Watch)

Pat Robertson on Islam: “Are you so anti-American, are you so opposed to this great nation and the freedoms you have that you want to embrace something out of the eighth century, BC?” Irony, people! Let’s hear it for irony set completely adrift from self-awareness!

The Jews “have a lot to answer for” for the state of the world. Pat Robertson: They’re liberal because of their self-hatred.

“Why is it bigoted to speak against a force that is slowly but surely trying to exercise domination over the entire world?” – Pat Robertson, speaking without the slightest fucking trace of irony.