Tag Archives: Michael Cohen

You’ll enjoy this. Esquire recaps: “If you think you hate the establishment now,” Bill Maher cautioned viewers Friday night, “Wait until [Donald Trump] wins and the Trump surrogates—that basket of inexplicables he sends out every day to speak for him—become the establishment.” Maher then launched into an epic evisceration of people like Omarosa Manigault, Chris Christie, and Rudy Giuliani. Why …

Trump attorney Michael Cohen today tweeted out a photo of a Trump-shaped cloud as evidence that White Jesus has personally selected Hair Furor to be our next president. Cohen was recently humiliated on national television in a widely-memed interview during which he barked, “Says who? Says who?” when a news anchor pointed out that his savior is trailing in most …

Donald Trump only hires the best people. Many people are saying this. Politico reports: In an interview on Wednesday afternoon, substitute CNN host Brianna Keilar asked Trump Organization Executive Vice President Michael Cohen about the hiring of campaign manager Kellyanne Conway and CEO Stephen Bannon, widely perceived as a shakeup intended to remedy the Republican nominee’s struggling campaign. Cohen balked …

Via Politico: Donald Trump’s lawyer accused Hillary Clinton of murdering an ambassador and selling uranium to Russia through her “faux charity” in a post to Twitter Tuesday morning. Michael Cohen, executive vice president of the Trump Organization and special counsel to the Manhattan billionaire, tweeted that a new NBC News/Wall Street Journal poll shows Trump leading Clinton on the issue …