Trump Lawyer: Trump Has Been Chosen By God

September 4, 2016 2016 Election, Crackpots, Teabagistan

Trump attorney Michael Cohen today tweeted out a photo of a Trump-shaped cloud as evidence that White Jesus has personally selected Hair Furor to be our next president. Cohen was recently humiliated on national television in a widely-memed interview during which he barked, “Says who? Says who?” when a news anchor pointed out that his savior is trailing in most polls. Cohen himself is apparently on God’s shit list, as in recent years he has failed miserably in bids for the New York City Council and the New York Senate.

In case anyone is unsure as to who will be our next #POTUS, the Lord has chosen the people’s messenger. pic.twitter.com/wopcDc7IVM

— Michael Cohen (@MichaelCohen212) September 4, 2016