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And Ladybird is sobbing into the sleeve of his caftan. UPDATE: Here’s a special Bronx message to Rep Bachmann. UPDATE II: Dan Savage weighs in.

“After considerable deliberation and introspection, I support marriage equality. My decision, which comes after years of thought and reflection on the issue, is informed by the experiences I have had with close friends, family and loved ones. For example, my chief-of-staff, Paul Del Duca, has for decades worked to help the people of this City. He has helped people find …

That’s three times the number estimated by the press and it’s STILL shitty. This after six months of daily pleas for buses and money. From watching the coverage on CSPAN, it looked to me that about half of the people there were the Hispanic evangelicals bused in by NY Sen. Ruben Diaz. They certainly spent a lot of time translating …

“After an emotional–and at times heated–debate, the Colorado legislature managed to do something that the past two statehouses could not: legalize civil unions. With Democrats in control of the Colorado House and Senate, they made counterfeiting marriage their top priority. By a 39-26 vote, the House sent the bill to Governor John Hickenlooper–a Democrat–who is celebrating the bill even before …

“As we come into the new year, America is facing many challenges. For the past few weeks, the media has been focused on what has been termed as the nation’s ‘fiscal cliff.’ Our country’s financial problems, however, are nothing compared to the spiritual and moral cliff that is far more destructive to our nation than any economic concerns. Since the …

Frank Schubert, NOM’s evil advertising mastermind, has the super-sadz about Newt Gingrich’s backpedal on same-sex marriage. Newt Gingrich has provided valuable public service to America. As a candidate he signed NOM’s pledge to take action as president to preserve marriage. But sometimes good men say stupid things, and this is one of those times. Gingrich’s conclusion that gay “marriage” is …

“Even though Congress made it very clear and it’s in the legislation that they intended the Defense of Marriage Act to be respected and honored on military bases, several times now the administration has allowed various branches of the service to disregard that. This is the most blatant example. I think West Point is going to disappoint many of its …

So sez Pat Robertson, who adds: “What have they done to our cherished institutions?”

“Many, many, many Christians were praying and we really need to address that issue first: where was God? Because there were these ’40 Days of Prayer,’ there were several of those that took place, where people fasted and prayed for forty days asking the Lord for His intervention on Election Day. We did a program last week where my wife …

“Romney was like the unwanted suitor at our high school prom. We danced because we didn’t want to turn him down and make a scene. Our reluctance was warranted, because as we danced, he talked about his economic plan. Like one of those dolls we had as kids: ‘Hello, my name is Chatty Cathy!’ Just pull the string to hear …

“It’s going to be different, absolutely different. The Christian value system, the Christian view of man, will be replaced. With what? With whatever somebody else has enough gunpowder to make it work. That’s the tipping point and from here on out we’re simply going downhill. Hate to say that and I wish I didn’t have to say that, but if …

“We need to stop, take a deep breath and learn. The president won an extraordinary victory. And the fact is, we owe him the respect of trying to understand what they did and how they did it. But if you had said to me three weeks ago Mitt Romney would get fewer votes than John McCain and it looks like …

“I was disappointed with the results [of the election]. We have to pray for a legal reprieve. The president is against those who are pro-life, pro-marriage, and pro-religious freedom. He may get the change to change the makeup of the Supreme Court. We’re facing a serious generational problem. The Affordable Care Act will never be repealed. It will continue to …

“After Romney’s unfortunate loss, we see the weaker sisters of the GOP now pushing to cut back on the so-called ‘social issues.’ They feel we must pander to the godless liberals to get votes.  Not only, no, but hell no! That’s exactly the wrong formula. We cannot and do not want to try to out pander the socialist democrats. That’s …

“America has forsaken her first love. She has finally, and fully, given herself over to a licentious Lothario with whom she has increasingly flirted since her youth. He is sin – and, notwithstanding full knowledge of who he is and what he intends, with him she has lain. America has tasted the poisonous fruits of lust, pride, passion, and envy …

“I have been preaching and pushing and talking unity till I am blue in the face and you guys know how black I am in the face. I have continued to look that God is still on the throne, this is not a man’s decision in these elections, there is no way in the world that we should have had …

“With added results showing that we have not closed the gap, it now appears clear that Referendum 74 will be narrowly approved. We are disappointed in losing a tough election battle on marriage by a narrow margin. But while we are disappointed, we are not defeated.” – Joseph Backholm, head of Preserve Marriage, who this afternoon officially conceded that his …

With appearances by Maggie Gallagher, Harry Jackson, and Tony Perkins. All this clip needs is a sad trombone every few seconds.