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New York state Sen. Carl Kruger will plead guilty to federal corruption charges that he took over $1 million in bribe offers to fund an extravagant lifestyle which included a garish waterfront mansion, a luxury yacht, and a Bentley. Kruger’s gynecologist boyfriend is also expected to plead guilty. The pair was effectively outed by the New York Times in March. …

Should the entire nation be dosed with a massive hit of acid and Michele Bachmann wins the White House, Ladybird already has a plan of action. “I’ve decided my cause is not going to be happy meals,” he said during a stop at the Family Table Restaurant here, apparently a dig at Mrs. Obama. “We are going to be the …

Atlanta’s Bishop Eddie Long and his hilarious wig are “taking a little time off” from the 25,000-member prosperity gospel megachurch he founded. With his wife’s recent divorce filing, Long will have to console himself with his enormous mansion, his Bentley, and his private jet. Well, that and all those hot boys.

“Marriage, historically, for all human history has been between a man and a woman. It hasn’t been the same-sex marriage. And remember that in Iowa, it was judges that made the decision, not the legislature, which are the people’s representatives, and certainly not the people. That’s why the people of Iowa threw out three of those Supreme Court judges. That’s …

After paying off four young men for alleged sexual harassment, anti-gay defender of marriage Pastor Eddie Long and his jheri-curl weave are being kicked to the curb by his wife. Vanessa Long said she had decided to “terminate my marriage” after “a great deal of deliberation and prayer.” “It is my sincere hope that this matter can be resolved expeditiously, …

From the Des Moines Register, here’s how Michele Bachmann responded to a student who heads her high school’s Gay-Straight Alliance. JANE SCHMIDT: One of my main concerns is government support for the LGBT community. So my question is what would you do to protect GSAs in high school and support the LGBT community.BACHMANN: Well, No. 1, all of us as …

Last night David Letterman made some cracks about Michele Bachmann which included jabs at Ladybird: “And if you’re a homosexual, her husband will take care of ya. He’s got a thing, a camp or a clinic or something. And if you’re a homosexual and you feel you’re in the need of some special treatment or counseling, he’ll take care of …

Truth Wins Out reports that Ladybird Bachmann called one of their contributors to demand payment on two missed “ex-gay” reparative therapy sessions. Because even though the undercover patient’s cover was blown when the story went public, Ladybird wants to be paid. From Ladybird’s voicemail: Hello John Becker, this is Doctor Marcus Bachmann (emphasis his); I received a message from our …

NARTH’s annual convention of closeted gays and open fascists takes place in Phoenix this weekend where they’ll be joined by Family Research Council spokesbigot Peter Sprigg. Last year gay activists had a blast picketing outside of the NARTH convention in Philadelphia as we marched around with pink luggage in mockery of FRC co-founder George Rekers’ exposure as a patron of …

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Rick Perry’s BFF and Dallas megachurch Pastor Robert Jeffress says that gays are using Chinese brainwashing techniques to zombify America into accepting their evil agenda. Jeffress made the networks last week for telling the nation that Mormonism is a cult. He also says the Catholic Church is run by Satan.

Remember how closet case and former NYC Mayor Ed Koch supported an anti-gay Republican for the U.S. House in order to punish the president for “abandoning Israel”? Remember how much mileage NOM has gotten out of that mess? Forget all that, because now Koch says he loves the president again because Obama clearly “got my message.” Koch says he’s pleased …

Ted Haggard is going to trade spouses and small plastic baggies with Gary Busey for the upcoming season of Celebrity Wife Swap. Haggard has been “regrowing his ministry” after his hilarious 2006 downfall as the nation’s most prominent televangelist.

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As I noted here earlier this week, former NYC mayor Ed Koch has endorsed the NOM-backed anti-gay GOP candidate in the special election to replace Rep. Anthony Weiner. And Koch is not too happy to be called out as the closet case that he is for making this endorsement. [Daniel] Dromm, who is one of a handful of LGBT members …

Saying he wants to punish President Obama for “abandoning Israel,” three-term former NYC mayor and closet case Ed Koch has thrown his support behind the anti-gay GOP candidate running in the special election to replace disgraced Rep. Anthony Weiner. Former cable TV executive Bob Turner (above left) opposes same-sex marriage and says he strongly opposes the repeal of DOMA. Village …

Puerto Rican GOP territorial Sen. Roberto Arango has resigned after he was discovered showing his anus on the gay hook-up site, Grindr. Arango initially dismissed the revelation, saying that he was only uploading photos to show off his recent weight loss. IN HIS ANUS. A Puerto Rico lawmaker has resigned following reports that explicit photos of him surfaced on an …

Indiana state GOP Rep. Phillip Hinkle now claims that all his did was talk about baseball with the 18 year-old male hooker he hired “for a good time” via Craigslist. And he totally never got naked and made a grab for the kid’s ass. “These people,” Hinkle said, “are lying through their teeth.” Hinkle said that when Gibson got there …