“The crux of the human rights debate is what it means to be human. Russia appears to be returning to it’s pre-Soviet understanding that humans are made in the image of God, and that our ‘rights,’ are really duties of respect and care for each other which are imposed on us by Him. This is why the first principle of …
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Pastor Kevin Swanson: Satan Is Using Disney’s Frozen To Make Kids Gay
“How many children are taken into these things and how many Christians are taking their kids off to see the movie Frozen, produced by an organization that is probably one of the most pro-homosexual organizations in the country? You wonder sometimes, I’m not a tinfoil hat conspiratorialist, but you wonder sometimes if maybe there’s something very evil happening here. If …
Read More »Sarah Palin’s Batshit Crazy Word Salad At CPAC: Dr. Seuss, Big Gulps, And Fritos
UPDATE: I meant to mention that moose hunter Sarah Palin’s exit music tonight was Titanium, a global EDM smash sung by Sia Furler, an openly bisexual, liberal, vegan, animal rights activist who has appeared in ads for PETA. Furler used to date JD Samson, a member of the lesbian/feminist/electroclash band Le Tigre, and once expressed her desire to gay-marry Samson. …
Read More »Huckabee At CPAC: God Will Destroy America Like Sodom & Gomorrah
Huckabee says that since God himself created the United States, he will certainly murder all 300 million of us if we don’t repent. Because he loves us so fucking much.
Read More »Pastor James Manning: All Homosexual Demons Are Under Obama’s Direct Control
Harlem Pastor James Manning earned national headlines last week by posting a billboard which declared that President Obama has unleashed white homo demons on America’s black women. Manning took to the pulpit on Sunday to talk about the resultant “media firestorm” and to let everybody know that all of those homosexual demons are under the direct control of President Obama …
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AFA: Putin Invaded Ukraine Because Obama Has Sissified The US Military
The Thing That Ate Its Own Brain 17 Starring Victoria Jackson As The Thing
President Obama is a communist lying dictator. And something something something. Then she forgets the words.
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Read More »President Obama Has Unleashed Homo Demons On America’s Black Women
(Tipped by JMG reader Joey Boots) PREVIOUSLY ON JMG: Harlem’s Pastor James Manning claimed in November that DC police murdered a black motorist because she was carrying President Obama’s love child. Manning has previously claimed that President Obama had Andrew Breitbart murdered and that Mitt Romney and Newt Gingrich are secretly black. Manning also says that preachers should feel free …
Read More »Teabag Radio Shrieker Dana Loesch: Arizona’s Hate Bill Is Anti-Slavery
Loesch retweeted the above message to her 188K Twitter followers.
Read More »The Soup Nazi Refused To Serve People He Didn’t Like And So Should Christians
Family Research Council: Jesus Is Coming Back With An AR-15 Assault Rifle
“The Lord is a warrior and in Revelation 19 it says when he comes back, he’s coming back as what? A warrior. A mighty warrior leading a mighty army, riding a white horse with a blood-stained white robe. I believe that blood on that robe is the blood of his enemies ’cause he’s coming back as a warrior carrying a …
Read More »Mark Regnerus: Same-Sex Marriage Will Embolden More Straight Men To Demand Anal Sex From Women
“If gay marriage is perceived as legitimate by heterosexual women, it will eventually embolden boyfriends everywhere — and not a few husbands — to press for what men have always historically wanted but were rarely allowed: sexual novelty in the form of permission to stray without jeopardizing their primary relationship. Discussion of openness in sexual partners in straight marriages will …
Read More »Megachurch Pastor Dwight McKissic: Michael Sam Could Be The Anti-Christ
“Will Michael Sam become the face of the ‘gay rights’ movement that takes us down the road to Sodom and Gomorrah at a record setting pace? Mr. Sam has received words of affirmation from President and Mrs. Obama, Roger Goodell, the NFL Commissioner, and a host of others, simply for announcing to the world that he prefers to engage in …
Read More »Bryan Fischer: Jesus Would Oppose Obamacare Because I Love Black Men
Obama is stealing and Jesus hates that. Starts at 3:00.
Read More »Bryan Fischer: Bobby Jindal Should Refuse To Recognize Any Same-Sex Marriage Rulings Because I Love Black Men
Crazy Eyes: Obamacare Will Be Repealed Because God Listens To His People
Matt Barber Is Very Upset About Comments Left On His Own Website
Now that he’s launched his own website, hate group leader Matt Barber no longer has to troll JMG to find comments that upset him. He writes about the above message: Brave talk from this man, woman or some-combination-there-of. Note that he/she/he-she doesn’t even have the guts to give a real name. There are many on the left that, like “Columbia,” …
Read More »The Olympic Ring Fail Is Yet Another Sign That The End Times Are Imminent
So sez the Third Eagle of Batshittery.
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