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“Chelsea Clinton is having a baby, she announced it and lo and behold, Hillary was by her side. Hillary is going to be a grandmother. And an expected grandmother while she runs for president. I don’t mean that they’re making up she’s pregnant, OK? But what great timing! I mean, purely accidental, purely an act of nature, purely just left …

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“When you come down to things like axe murder or homosexuality and you say, ‘we’re really going to promote it and we’re going to encourage everybody in America to engage in this or at least support this thing,’ there will be people on the other side who will take an adamantly opposed position to your support of axe murdering or …

Wingnuts are saying that Hillary Clinton planted that shoe-throwing woman in order to look more presidential. Because it happened to Dubya. Seriously. From a post on the website of Fox commentator Bernard Goldberg: There is a political axiom, I believe first posed by Euclid or Archimedes, that when Hillary does something, or when something happens to her, she has carefully …

Staver hopes that the coming second revolution will be non-violent, “but you never know what will happen.”

Here’s some amusing crackpottery from Judson Phillips, head of Tea Party Nation, who has some “shocking news” about the 2012 election. A study done in North Carolina showed that 35,750 people who live and voted in North Carolina may have voted in another state in the 2012 Presidential election. The study was based on comparing the first and last names …

“Dear Joe, A pro-Family advocate is being detained right now for his plan to speak out against the radical Homosexual Agenda. And the most shocking part is the country holding him. Canada. You see, Canada is even further down the path of the Homosexual Agenda then America, and they have outlawed any speech that upsets the Homosexual Lobby. So now …

“CBS has just declared war on the heartland of America. No longer is comedy going to be a covert assault on traditional American values [and] conservatives. Now, it’s just wide out in the open. What this hire means is a redefinition of what is funny and a redefinition of what is comedy. What this hire means is a redefinition of …

“A preferred ploy of left-wing change agents is to ridicule critics when they point out the undeniable parallels between the goals of today’s ‘progressive’ movement, to include the Democratic Party in general, and the goals of the early, and very much still alive, communist movement. If, for instance, one mentions the historical fact that nearly every adult who, at any …

“I think it’s time to bring back blasphemy laws. Bill Maher is known for being an offensive anti-Christian bigot. It’s his trademark. But this time he’s gone too far. He may have protection under the First Amendment to say whatever slanderous thing that comes out of his toilet bowl brain, but that does not mean Christians should turn the other …

“We do need to pray for our enemies, those that oppose us, because they’re victims. Our enemy is the Devil, our enemy is that old lion that walks about seeking whom he may devour and who is the god of this age and the prince of the power of the air and he has these people in their thrall. It’s …

Why is that the feds NEVER go after Democrats? [Feds go after Democrats.] Going after Democrats is a secret plot against the right! Malkin followed the above tweets with this: “I know the Obama/Holder DOJ is watching me. Hi guys. Prove me wrong. #cultureofcorruption.” And I know that Marvin the Martian is pointing his Illudium Q-36 Explosive Space Modulator at …

“God doesn’t care about Chick Fil A’s profit margins if they come at the expense of Dan Cathy’s willingness to stand up for the truth under pressure. What would it profit Mr. Cathy to gain the whole world (or a few more restaurants on college campuses), if his compromise of Biblical truth today makes him less able to resist the …

Catholic League blowhard Bill Donohue has really outdone himself with today’s laughable lie. As you probably know, in response to Guinness pulling its support from the St. Patrick’s Day Parade, Donohue demanded permission to march in the NYC Pride parade. Much to his horror, they graciously welcomed him to participate. Take it away, Donohue: I asked to join the parade …

A couple of months ago I wrote about the US House candidacy of Susan Atanus, who says that God is punishing America with autism, tornadoes, and Alzheimer’s because of gay marriage. Yesterday Atanus won the GOP primary. The state’s Republican Party severed ties with Susanne Atanus in January after she made the controversial remarks in a newspaper interview, but Atanus …

This morning homocon Matt Drudge tweeted the above image without further comment.

They have “dead raising teams” in 12 states, Canada, and the Netherlands. Details. And they’ve made a movie called Deadraiser. Of course. Can dead people come back to life? Is it happening today? DEADRAISER is a captivating documentary exploring modern day resurrection stories. A true supernatural adventure, this film follows a dynamic group of spiritually empowered individuals from wide-ranging theologies, …

According to Pastor James Manning, not only does President Obama control all homosexual demons (you know, the ones that have been unleashed on straight black women), men become prison guards for all that hot gay sex. Manning closes his clip below by promising an upcoming sermon with the title “Don’t drop your soap in the Oval Office.” That announcement is …

“Gay men are men – to wit, men who define themselves as men-loving men who refuse to be involved with women. It’s reasonable not to hate people for existing in such a male-centered way, but on the other hand, it’s unreasonable to endorse without any caveats any aim or demand that such a group might articulate. Gestational surrogacy is a …