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Sharpton as Christian Grey, De Blasio as Anastasia Steele, and the New York GOP as the worst photoshop artists ever.

Closeted homosexual Matt Drudge recently deleted his entire personal Twitter history, but today he returned to post the above 2013 photo. Some delighted teabaggers say the photo shows Christie with his hand in the president’s pocket. Others claim Obama and Christie are holding hands, which I suspect was Drudge’s intent. Last year fellow homocon asshat Tammy Bruce also mockingly posted …

Virtually every site in Teabagistan this afternoon erupted in manufactured outrage because the president saluted with a coffee cup in his hand as he rushed off a helicopter to attend the General Assembly at the United Nations. Leading the charge as usual is Jim Hoft at Gateway Pundit, who you might know by his title as “The Stupidest Man On …

UPDATE: Here’s the clip. Disappointing result.

Donald Trump is promoting a new golf course in Ireland, where he got a bizarre welcome from a warbling soprano who was accompanied by a harp. Via the Irish Journal: The 67-year-old billionaire — best known in recent years for his role as host of The Apprentice, and his ‘birther’ campaign against Barack Obama — caused a stir among tourists …

Via the Washington Post: A Sterling man who once tore out pages of the Koran in front of the White House, and whose fierce rhetoric on Twitter included declaring “the only good progressive is a dead progressive,” has been approved by the Loudoun County Board of Supervisors to sit on the county library’s board of trustees for the next four …

“I think I’m evolving, and I think I’m a very fair person, but I have been for traditional marriage. I am for traditional marriage. I am for a marriage between a man and a woman. I think really what you have is a very changing stance, and you see it changing very rapidly. If you go back 10 years ago …

And liberals are just intolerant.

“My thoughts are that marriage is between a man and a woman. It’s a well-established, fundamental pillar of society and no group, be they gays, be they NAMBLA, be they people who believe in bestiality. It doesn’t matter what they are. They don’t get to change the definition. So he, it’s not something that is against gays, it’s against anybody …

“In his dissent in the 2003 Lawrence v. Texas decision that legalized homosexuality, Justice Antonin Scalia warned that if the laws against homosexuality are to be jettisoned, then there would be no principled basis left to proscribe such things as polygamy and incest. He was widely scorned for saying so. Guess what? Yesterday, Justice Sonia Sotomayor asked Olson if gay …

Andrew Kirell reports at Mediaite::  The war was certainly worth the cost because Saddam Hussein was “definitely looking for uranium from Niger,” she said. Her remarks were met with tepid boos and confusion, but the room was mostly pleasant at that point. But when the subject turned the the legalizing drugs, things quickly became tense. “Libertarians and pot,” Coulter said …

“This is no time to withdraw. Constitutional conservatism is right for Virginia and right for all Americans, whether white, black, Hispanic, Filipino, Asian, Native American, male or female. I intend to take my message to every Virginian, regardless of background. We all share the vision of ‘one nation under God, indivisible with liberty and justice for all.’ And we must …

“Am I suggesting that the recent presidential election was stolen through voter fraud and manipulation? Without a doubt. Do I have evidence? Yes, I have plenty of anecdotal evidence to show that it was committed by one side in the election in various ways. And I am convinced that at least 5 percent of the Democratic vote can be attributed …

New York City’s public transit authority has voted unanimously to place disclaimers on ads such as the ones recently posted by anti-Islam activist Pam Geller. Similar disclaimers are already posted adjacent to Geller’s ads on San Francisco’s MUNI. The Metropolitan Transportation Authority approved new guidelines for advertisements on Thursday, prohibiting those that it “reasonably foresees would imminently incite or provoke …

“Just this week, I wrote a news release explaining why a special jury award was given to a movie at the Venice Film Festival: it shows a woman masturbating with a crucifix. I also issued another release on an upcoming series on FX that portrays a sadistic nun who beats mentally insane patients in an evil Catholic institution. This is …

“The Democratic Convention in Charlotte finally heard a pro-life, pro-marriage, pro-religious liberty message last night–but unfortunately, it came after the official speeches. For those who noticed, this convention was heavily focused on the issues of abortion and homosexuality (though speakers seemed afraid to utter either word). On his radical social agenda, the President did not disappoint. He explained that the …

And the teabaggers rush in to cash in. In the name of Jeebus! “Allen West is leading the fight against the radical left’s attack on God and Israel. Join the fight by contributing $1,000, $500, $250, $100, $50 or $25.”

Dana Loesch is outraged: “Because nothing says ‘respect women; like wearing a giant slut button. Respect women, even when they reduce themselves to nothing more than vaginas in a craft project gone horribly wrong and advocate for female genocide. Who’s declaring a war on whom?” You just have to laugh.

Donald Trump’s highly-publicized plan to “fire” an onstage Obama impersonator has been canceled due to the wrath of God.

Former NYC mayor and closeted homosexual Ed Koch has penned an editorial praising the imprisonment of Pussy Riot, saying the jailed Russian punkers are as bad as ACT UP, who also once demonstrated inside a Catholic cathedral. You may recall that Koch and ACT UP tangled many times during his 80s reign as mayor when he resisted their calls for …