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Britain Begins To Pull Out Of Iraq

Tony Blair has announced a reduction in British troops stationed in Iraq, saying that the British-held portion of the country is under better control by the Iraqi government than the U.S.-held portion. Denmark and Lithuania also announced plans to withdraw their tiny contingents. Bush is spinning the British reduction as a “positive sign” that the “corner is turning” in the …

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Ass Wednesday

Tim Hardaway scrambled damn fast to get his name off the sign at his Miami car wash. But can even his shitty name be as bad as “Grand Luxe Auto Bathe”?.

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Bump-Bump

Last night, Law & Order did another one of their “ripped from the headlines” shows, featuring an married evangelical minister (played by Tom Arnold) who was secretly hiring rent boys and doing crystal meth. The especially satisfying twist was that the minister enjoyed booty bumps. The rent boy (nowhere as cute as Mike Jones) was this close to explaining how …

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Morning View – Meet Oscar

Visitors to Times Square can oogle 50 Oscar statuettes on the ready for this year’s awards and even pose at the podium with an actual real Oscar in their hands. (I did this! But the pic was not so great.) The exhibit is free and runs until Saturday..

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Supes Won’t Hear Of It

KeyWord Ministries lost its last bid to repost its anti-gay billboard in Staten Island yesterday, when the U.S. Supreme Court refused to hear the case. The signs, which went up briefly in 2000, quoted everybody’s favorite Leviticus passage in four different ways, and were removed by the sign company after the borough ruled that the sign was “essentially hate speech”, …

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Queer Sighted

Kenneth Hill, AOL’s “gayest editor ever”, has merged his AOL.com/gay blog into a new AOL community blog called Queer Sighted. New writers joining Queer Sighted include the fab Richard Rothstein, formerly of Proceed At Your Own Risk, whom you can congratulate this Saturday when Richard joins our blarg hop. Go Queer Sighted! Now y’all go update your blogrolls..

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Tuneage

Here’s a couple of fun tunes to while away the last of your work day: -My beer buddy and fellow blogger Bryce was a member of the (sadly defunct) Isotoners, whom I never got to see perform. Here’s their song Manboobs: Stream. Download. And here’s their fun video, Roofie Me. –M. Spaff Sumision, the creator of the hilarious Ted Haggard-inspired …

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Bouncy

At first I thought that the name badge on the young lady at Walgreens said “Beyonce”, and I thought to myself, “Yeah, you wish.” Closer inspection revealed her name to actually be “Bouncy”, and I was reminded of various names of co-workers I’ve had over the years: Precious, Sunshine, Happy, and Merry. These were all their real names, given by …

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HoQuotable

“If you want half my money, you come in here and give half this blowjob.” – Emily, on the HBO documentary Atlantic City Hookers, explaining why she doesn’t use a pimp. Three days later and I’m still laughing..

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