Bump-Bump

Last night, Law & Order did another one of their “ripped from the headlines” shows, featuring an married evangelical minister (played by Tom Arnold) who was secretly hiring rent boys and doing crystal meth. The especially satisfying twist was that the minister enjoyed booty bumps. The rent boy (nowhere as cute as Mike Jones) was this close to explaining how to administer a booty bump, when the detective threw up her hand, saying, “I know what a booty bump is, thank you.” Otherwise, the episode was limp (ahem) and unsatisfying, and not just because the bad guy/murderer turned out to be the secular humanist who had been debating the minister. Boo! I wanted Haggard Arnold to fry!