OBERGEFELL TO BLAME: Glenn Beck’s Bull Is Making Gay Sexytime With A Nearby Rancher’s Bull [VIDEO]

Hurricanes! Earthquakes! Same-sex bovine loving! Will the punishments for gay marriage never end? Kyle Mantyla reports at Right Wing Watch:

Glenn Beck said that they had been forced to artificially inseminate many of the cows on his ranch because the bull that he owns has not been interested in mating with any of them and they couldn’t figure out why.

It turns out that a bull from a neighboring property has been escaping its pen and making its way onto Beck’s property and the two bulls have now, as Beck put it, “become very close” and are regularly “enjoying each other’s company.”

“I don’t know if they’re going with the times or what,” Beck quoted the person who runs his ranch as saying. “In all my years of doing this, I have never seen this before, but yes, they’re [gay].”

This is creating a bit of a dilemma for Beck, who half-jokingly wondered if he is going to be sued for getting rid of this gay bull because it is not doing his job of impregnating his cows.