Chris Christie Has The Mike Pence Sadz

July 14, 2016 2016 Election, Sadz, Teabagistan

“Listen, no matter what phone call he makes to me today, I will take a deep breath and prepare for tomorrow,” Christie told MSNBC’s Nicolle Wallace in an interview from Mendham, New Jersey. “I’m a competitive person, so I’m not gonna say it won’t bother me if I’m not selected,” Christie continued. “Of course it bothers you a little bit, because if you’re a competitive person like I am and you’re used to winning like I am, again, you don’t like coming in second. Ever.”

Meanwhile, hope survives elsewhere in Teabagistan.

I think Newt & Pence are head-fakes, so that when Trump announces his real VP is someone like Christie, there will be dancing in the streets

— Ann Coulter (@AnnCoulter) July 14, 2016