ILLINOIS: Angry God Sends Tornado To Shut Down Fundraiser For Scott Lively And Porno Pete

Last night Porno Pete and Scott Lively were about an hour into their live-streamed fundraiser when cell phones in the apparently sparse audience began chiming with tornado warnings, prompting the moderator to say, “Well, we better get to the basement.” God timed the tornado warning to arrive moments after Lively waved around a copy of his book, The Pink Swastika, saying that the Obergefell ruling was just a “dress rehearsal” for the apocalypse. For real. Lively’s final words: “The prince and the power of the air, I think he’s unhappy with us!”