Tag Archives: loony tunes

Nutjob Roger Stone: Firing Bill O’Reilly Is A “Flagrant, Egregious Violation Of The First Amendment” [VIDEO]

Ho hum, another insane teabagger who has no idea of how the First Amendment works. Brian Tashman reports at Right Wing Watch: Roger Stone, a longtime adviser to Donald Trump, spoke with InfoWars broadcaster Paul Joseph Watson today about the campaign to have Fox News fire Bill O’Reilly for his years of sexual harassment of women. Fox News officially fired ...

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Family Research Council: Witches And Homosexuals Are Corrupting Washington DC’s Political Elite [VIDEO]

Brian Tashman reports at Right Wing Watch: Family Research Council senior fellow Robert Maginnis appeared on SkyWatchTV to discuss “the occult influence on D.C. elites.” Maginnis warned that even the most well-intentioned people who go to Washington, D.C. to work in public service are susceptible to the evil forces that he said dominate the city, citing both witchcraft and homosexuality. “If ...

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TEXAS: Divorce Lawyer For Alex Jones Tells Court That Jones Is Just A Performance Artist Playing A Character

The New York Daily News reports: Alex Jones’ dangerous rants are apparently all for show. The Infowars host and founder is “playing a character,” his lawyer said in a recent custody hearing. “He is a performance artist,” attorney Randall Wilhite told a judge, according to the Austin American-Statesman. The radio host has been known to peddle conspiracy theories without any ...

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Beauty And The Beast Hits Billion Dollar Box Office As Hater Screams About Disney’s “Bestiality” [AUDIO]

Collider reports: Disney’s live-action musical remake of Beauty and the Beast is a box office smash, and it’s officially crossed the ultimate benchmark for studio tentpoles — $1 billion at the worldwide box office. Bill Condon‘s spin on the beloved Disney animated classic joins the billion dollar club less than a month of landing in US theaters on March 17. ...

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Christian Activist David Barton: The Same Evil Behind Nazism Is Now Working To Push LGBT Rights [AUDIO]

Debunked “historian” David Barton, whose 2012 book The Jefferson Lies was pulled by his own publisher after Christian theologists pointed out its many lies, recently toured Nazi sites in Poland, prompting him to compare the Holocaust to what LGBT activists are now doing to Christians. Or something. Kyle Mantyla has the quote at Right Wing Watch: “It does not change ...

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World Net Daily: This Summer’s Solar Eclipse Will Be A Warning From God To USA: Repent Or Be Destroyed

Of course, the warning is just for us. From World Net Daily: A total solar eclipse will cross the continental United States this summer, an event that hasn’t happened in roughly a century. Everyone will experience on Aug. 21 at least 60 percent of the sun being covered, and the resulting semidarkness. Those within about a 60-mile wide diagonal line ...

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Crazy Eyes: Trump’s Election Was a “Supernatural” Gift From God To Stop Transgender Rights [AUDIO]

“We were in a situation where the president of the United States on his own just issued a sheet of paper and said, overnight, every single public school in the country would have to have the girls’ bathrooms open to the boys and the boys’ bathrooms open to the girls, and the girls’ shower rooms would be open and accessible ...

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Alex Jones Calls For Trump To Nuke China Because “Fairies And Pansies” Make Us Look Weak [VIDEO]

Yesterday Alex Jones threaten to “beat the goddamn ass” of “fairy cocksucker” Rep. Adam Schiff. Today Jones exploded in rage over Steve Bannon’s booting from the National Security Council and called for Trump to order a preemptive nuclear strike on China. Brian Tashman reports at Right Wing Watch: Jones said that China is using the Korean standoff to prepare for ...

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Christian Site: How To Exorcise Your House [VIDEO]

Last month the far-right Christian site Charisma News delivered a helpful clip on how to battle witches. Today they provide an instructional video on exorcising demons right the fuck out of your house. As you’ll see below, their advice literally starts with book burning. They write: Books, knickknacks, pictures, games or even television shows may have an occult vortex that ...

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Christian Activist: God Will Curse The Children And Grandchildren Of Trump’s Opponents [VIDEO]

“It’s not that Donald Trump is all that perfect of a guy. We all know he’s not. And we know that he’s not necessarily perfect in every way that we would like. That’s not how God works. He works through the ones he chooses. We don’t choose them. All we have to do is recognize them and when you recognize ...

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Nutjob Pastor: I Was Misquoted About A Gay Bar Owner Being Cured By “Anointed Cake” (He Wasn’t) [VIDEO]

Remember Pastor Lance Wallnau, who last week claimed that a gay bar owner was cured of his homosexuality by eating an “anointed cake”? Well, after rightfully being subjected to national ridicule, he’s now claiming that he was misquoted (from his own video) even though he admits that he got the “facts” of the story wrong. Kyle Mantyla reports at Right ...

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Pastor Rick Wiles: The London Attack Was Staged To Distract From Trump/Russia Collusion Report [AUDIO]

Kyle Mantyla reports at Right Wing Watch: End Times radio host and crackpot conspiracy theorist Rick Wiles speculated on his “Trunews” program yesterday that the terrorist attack in London was orchestrated to distract Americans from Republican Rep. Devin Nunes’ statement that some communications involving members of Trump’s transition team had been “incidentally collected” during legal U.S. government surveillance of foreign ...

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Pastor Lance Wallnau: A Gay Bar Owner Was Cured Of Homosexuality By Eating Anointed Cake [VIDEO]

Kyle Mantyla reports at Right Wing Watch: While streaming a video over Periscope last weekend, right-wing pastor Lance Wallnau received a message from a viewer saying that she needed prayers that would help deliver her son from homosexuality. That message prompted Wallnau to recall an incident he heard about recently in which a gay bar owner was supposedly delivered from ...

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Conspiracy Nuts Celebrate Death Of Shape-Shifting Reptilian Illuminati Globalist David Rockefeller [VIDEO]

USA Today reports: Bank executive, philanthropist and oil fortune heir David Rockefeller died Monday morning. He was 101. Rockefeller, the grandson of Standard Oil founder John D. Rockefeller Sr. and a former chairman and CEO of The Chase Manhattan Bank, died in his sleep of congestive heart failure, a family spokesman, Fraser Seitel, said. He was named president and co-CEO ...

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How Do You Solve A Problem Like Delgaudio? [VIDEO]

Screamingly whacko Virginia-based anti-gay nutjob Eugene Delgaudio has emerged from his darkened warehouse full of lurking long-haired homosexual men to lead the “Confirm Gorsuch Chorus” in a painfully off-key anthem set to the tune of – and I’m not kidding – How Do You Solve A Problem Like Maria? from The Sound Of Music. Watch below. I’ve included the original ...

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Pope Francis: Don’t Hesitate To Call An Exorcist

Yahoo News reports: Pope Francis on Friday advised priests who hear troubled confessions from parishioners to not hesitate to call on the services of an exorcist. A good confessor has to be very discerning, particularly when he has to deal with “real spiritual disorders,” the 80-year-old pontiff told priests at a Vatican training seminar on the art of hearing believers ...

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Cindy Jacobs: God Wants Christians To Be “Profoundly Wealthy” So Jealous Jews Will Convert [VIDEO]

Kyle Mantyla reports at Right Wing Watch: “Respected prophet” Cindy Jacobs preached at a church in New Jersey, where she prophesied that God wants Christians to be rich so that there will be a “great harvest” of Jewish conversions when they see their Christian neighbors becoming “profoundly wealthy.” “What the Jews have, we have,” Jacobs proclaimed. “However, we have more ...

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Evangelical Leader Lou Engle Calls For Three-Day “Esther Fast” To Block Witches From Cursing Trump

Peter Montgomery reports at Right Wing Watch: Dominionist Lou Engle, known for organizing large prayer rallies under the banner of “The Call,” is sounding an “urgent call” for a three-day fast to break the “unprecedented global summons of witchcraft to curse President Trump, his Cabinet and all of those aligned with a biblical worldview.” Jennifer LeClaire wrote about a globally ...

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Trump: Obama Wiretapped My Office

Complete insane. Reuters reports: President Donald Trump on Saturday accused former President Barack Obama of wiretapping him in October during the late stages of the presidential election campaign, but offered no evidence to support the allegation. “How low has President Obama gone to tapp my phones during the very sacred election process. This is Nixon/Watergate. Bad (or sick) guy!,” Trump ...

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World Net Daily: Put Trump On Mount Rushmore

From World Net Daily founder Joseph Farah: It’s time for someone to say it. Donald Trump’s first 40 days in the White House rival those of any modern American president for excitement, controversy, accomplishment, work ethic, courage, boldness and real leadership. Think about that. Is there any question? Is there any doubt? If he continues like this, there could be ...

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