Tag Archives: loony tunes

Alex Jones: Every Liberal Publication Is Calling For The Murder Of Trump, His Family, And Supporters [VIDEO]

Safiyah Riddle reports at Right Wing Watch: Conspiracy theorist broadcaster Alex Jones alleged on his radio program today that liberals are inciting violence and leading the U.S. into a civil war. Jones claimed, absurdly, that liberals are advocating on “every publication outlet they own” for people to “kill the president, kill his family and kill his supporters.” The result, according ...

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Russian Church Leader: Beards Protect From Gayness

The Moscow Times reports: A religious leader for Russia’s Old Believers has called on Russian men to stop shaving to “protect themselves from homosexuality.” Metropolitan Kornily, Primate of the Russian Orthodox Old Believer Church (RPSC), said that men with beards were less likely “corrupted” by same-sex relationships. “God set down certain rules. The Lord created everyone with a beard. No ...

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Christian Activist: My Prayers Made “Witch” Hillary Sick (And Jerry Brown Should Hang From A Rope) [VIDEO]

Kyle Mantyla reports at Right Wing Watch: “Coach” Dave Daubenmire interviewed fellow right-wing activist Sheila Zilinsky on his “Pass The Salt Live” webcast this morning, where Zilinsky claimed that her prayers caused Hillary Clinton to have health problems and stated that California governor Jerry Brown “should be hanging from a rope.” Zilinsky lamented that “Christians are not being taught spiritual ...

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Pastor Bad Wig Prays Away Impeachment: “Obstruction Of Justice, Melt Away In Jesus Name!” [VIDEO]

In Jesus name! Kyle Mantyla reports at Right Wing Watch: In a video he streamed on Periscope last night, Donald Trump–loving right-wing preacher Lance Wallnau boldly and forcefully prayed away the threat of impeachment against President Trump. “We’re thanking you, Lord, for Donald Trump,” Wallnau proclaimed. “We pray that a grace will come upon him now.” Wallnau then prayed that ...

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Christian Activist Linda Harvey Calls For Prosecuting Gay Activists For “Normalizing Homosexuality” [AUDIO]

Kyle Mantyla reports at Right Wing Watch: In an audio commentary posted online last week, anti-LGBTQ activist Linda Harvey of Mission America called for the appointment of a special counsel to investigate “the outrageous actions of major homosexual groups trying to normalize this behavior throughout all of America.” Such groups must be investigated, Harvey said, because they “continue to twist ...

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Death To Gays Pastor: The Handmaid’s Tale Conditions Americans To Commit Genocide Against Christians

Kyle Mantyla reports at Right Wing Watch: Radical anti-LGBTQ pastor and radio host Kevin Swanson warned last week that the Hulu series “The Handmaid’s Tale” is a propaganda effort designed to condition Americans to carry out a genocide against conservative Christians. “It’s a shocking story and meant for the persecution of Christians,” Swanson said on his radio program. “They create ...

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Jim Bakker: God Told Me That The Closure Of Ringling Brothers Circus Is A Sign Of The End Times [VIDEO]

Brian Tashman reports at Right Wing Watch: Bakker blamed the Ringling Brothers closure on a nonexistent national law banning elephants from the circus — while a few cities have barred circus workers from using bullhooks, there is no national law against performing elephants — which he contrasted with the legalization of abortion. The closure of the circus company due to ...

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Creationist Ken Ham: There Are No Black People

Raw Story reports: Did creationist Ken Ham get woke? Not exactly, although on Friday the man behind the Creation Museum and Ark Encounter did his best to take a stand against racism and prejudice by declaring himself to not be a white person. “I’m not a white person & there are no black people,” Ham wrote on Twitter. “Using terms ...

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Extremist Rabbi Denounces Ivanka Trump’s LGBT Pride Message: Homosexuality Is A “Death Penalty Offense”

From the extremist Christian site LifeSiteNews: Donald Trump’s daughter, Ivanka, and her husband, Jared Kushner, are flouting their professed orthodox Jewish religion by advocating for the sins of homosexual behavior and “same-sex marriage,” several orthodox rabbis and traditional practitioners of Judaism told LifeSiteNews. “To countenance homosexual ‘marriage’ is totally beyond the pale,” Rabbi Yehuda Levin told LifeSiteNews. Levin is a ...

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GOP US House Rep. Tim Walberg: If Climate Change Turns Out To Be “Real Problem,” God Will Fix It [VIDEO]

HuffPost reports: Rep. Tim Walberg (R-Mich.) told a constituent last week that God can solve the problem of climate change if the global phenomenon truly exists. The 66-year-old Republican, who is a climate change skeptic, made the remark at a town hall in Coldwater, Michigan, on Friday. “I believe there’s climate change,” Walberg said, according to a video of the ...

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TEXAS: Hate Group Leader “Prophesizes” That God Will Destroy Lawmakers Who Support Perverted LGBTs

The Houston Chronicle reports: So why is [Texas Lt. Gov. Dan] Patrick rejecting the business community’s pleas for restraint? Why is he ready to waste millions of dollars in taxpayer money for a special session to address a bill most Texas lawmakers want nothing to do with? The answer can be found in a blog post written by Patrick’s close ...

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Pastor Bad Wig: God Didn’t Perform The Miracle Of Trump’s Election Only To Allow Impeachment [VIDEO]

Kyle Mantyla reports at Right Wing Watch: On Friday, Donald Trump–loving right-wing preacher Lance Wallnau posted a video on his Facebook page declaring that Trump will never be impeached because there is no way that God performed the miracle of getting him elected only to see him removed from office. “People are crazy in this country,” Wallnau said. “They’re going ...

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Trump: I Coined The Phrase “Prime The Pump”

The New York Times reports: President Trump recently sat for a long interview with The Economist magazine in which he discussed his economic agenda. One exchange was particularly attention-grabbing for anyone who could remember high school history, or had paid vague attention to the debates over stimulus during the last recession. Explaining why he seeks tax cuts even if they ...

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Christian Radio Show: Queen Elizabeth Is A Satanic Lizard Person And The Clintons Are Cannibals [AUDIO]

In the latest installment from Pastor Rick Wiles’ End Times radio show, we learn that children have been disappearing from Buckingham Palace tours because “Satanist Queen Lizard” Elizabeth has been eating them. Or something. Also, the royal family is hiding the fact that Queen Lizard died last week and that she had Princess Diana murdered over fears that she was ...

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Army Secretary Nominee Mark Green: Public Healthcare Prevents People From Finding Salvation In Jesus

The Washington Examiner reports: President Trump’s pick for Army secretary once said government-assisted healthcare is an “injustice” because it hampers church-affiliated providers from converting people to Christianity. Mark Green, a state senator in Tennessee, told a church group in 2015 that sickness is one of the main avenues that bring people to religion, but that citizens in the United States ...

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Death To Gays Pastor: The Goal Of Public Schools Is To Turn Kids Into Transgender Communists [AUDIO]

Pastor Kevin Swanson, best known for hosting a 2015 GOP forum at which he issued a spittle-flecked endorsement of the bible’s edict to execute homosexuals, has a typically deranged opinion about public schools. Kyle Mantyla reports at Right Wing Watch: “The state has an agenda with your children,” he warned. “I realize that this may sound a little bit hyperbolic, ...

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Nutjob Roger Stone: Firing Bill O’Reilly Is A “Flagrant, Egregious Violation Of The First Amendment” [VIDEO]

Ho hum, another insane teabagger who has no idea of how the First Amendment works. Brian Tashman reports at Right Wing Watch: Roger Stone, a longtime adviser to Donald Trump, spoke with InfoWars broadcaster Paul Joseph Watson today about the campaign to have Fox News fire Bill O’Reilly for his years of sexual harassment of women. Fox News officially fired ...

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Family Research Council: Witches And Homosexuals Are Corrupting Washington DC’s Political Elite [VIDEO]

Brian Tashman reports at Right Wing Watch: Family Research Council senior fellow Robert Maginnis appeared on SkyWatchTV to discuss “the occult influence on D.C. elites.” Maginnis warned that even the most well-intentioned people who go to Washington, D.C. to work in public service are susceptible to the evil forces that he said dominate the city, citing both witchcraft and homosexuality. “If ...

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TEXAS: Divorce Lawyer For Alex Jones Tells Court That Jones Is Just A Performance Artist Playing A Character

The New York Daily News reports: Alex Jones’ dangerous rants are apparently all for show. The Infowars host and founder is “playing a character,” his lawyer said in a recent custody hearing. “He is a performance artist,” attorney Randall Wilhite told a judge, according to the Austin American-Statesman. The radio host has been known to peddle conspiracy theories without any ...

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Beauty And The Beast Hits Billion Dollar Box Office As Hater Screams About Disney’s “Bestiality” [AUDIO]

Collider reports: Disney’s live-action musical remake of Beauty and the Beast is a box office smash, and it’s officially crossed the ultimate benchmark for studio tentpoles — $1 billion at the worldwide box office. Bill Condon‘s spin on the beloved Disney animated classic joins the billion dollar club less than a month of landing in US theaters on March 17. ...

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