Tag Archives: loony tunes

Pastor Rick Wiles: The London Attack Was Staged To Distract From Trump/Russia Collusion Report [AUDIO]

Kyle Mantyla reports at Right Wing Watch: End Times radio host and crackpot conspiracy theorist Rick Wiles speculated on his “Trunews” program yesterday that the terrorist attack in London was orchestrated to distract Americans from Republican Rep. Devin Nunes’ statement that some communications involving members of Trump’s transition team had been “incidentally collected” during legal U.S. government surveillance of foreign ...

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Pastor Lance Wallnau: A Gay Bar Owner Was Cured Of Homosexuality By Eating Anointed Cake [VIDEO]

Kyle Mantyla reports at Right Wing Watch: While streaming a video over Periscope last weekend, right-wing pastor Lance Wallnau received a message from a viewer saying that she needed prayers that would help deliver her son from homosexuality. That message prompted Wallnau to recall an incident he heard about recently in which a gay bar owner was supposedly delivered from ...

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Conspiracy Nuts Celebrate Death Of Shape-Shifting Reptilian Illuminati Globalist David Rockefeller [VIDEO]

USA Today reports: Bank executive, philanthropist and oil fortune heir David Rockefeller died Monday morning. He was 101. Rockefeller, the grandson of Standard Oil founder John D. Rockefeller Sr. and a former chairman and CEO of The Chase Manhattan Bank, died in his sleep of congestive heart failure, a family spokesman, Fraser Seitel, said. He was named president and co-CEO ...

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How Do You Solve A Problem Like Delgaudio? [VIDEO]

Screamingly whacko Virginia-based anti-gay nutjob Eugene Delgaudio has emerged from his darkened warehouse full of lurking long-haired homosexual men to lead the “Confirm Gorsuch Chorus” in a painfully off-key anthem set to the tune of – and I’m not kidding – How Do You Solve A Problem Like Maria? from The Sound Of Music. Watch below. I’ve included the original ...

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Pope Francis: Don’t Hesitate To Call An Exorcist

Yahoo News reports: Pope Francis on Friday advised priests who hear troubled confessions from parishioners to not hesitate to call on the services of an exorcist. A good confessor has to be very discerning, particularly when he has to deal with “real spiritual disorders,” the 80-year-old pontiff told priests at a Vatican training seminar on the art of hearing believers ...

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Cindy Jacobs: God Wants Christians To Be “Profoundly Wealthy” So Jealous Jews Will Convert [VIDEO]

Kyle Mantyla reports at Right Wing Watch: “Respected prophet” Cindy Jacobs preached at a church in New Jersey, where she prophesied that God wants Christians to be rich so that there will be a “great harvest” of Jewish conversions when they see their Christian neighbors becoming “profoundly wealthy.” “What the Jews have, we have,” Jacobs proclaimed. “However, we have more ...

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Evangelical Leader Lou Engle Calls For Three-Day “Esther Fast” To Block Witches From Cursing Trump

Peter Montgomery reports at Right Wing Watch: Dominionist Lou Engle, known for organizing large prayer rallies under the banner of “The Call,” is sounding an “urgent call” for a three-day fast to break the “unprecedented global summons of witchcraft to curse President Trump, his Cabinet and all of those aligned with a biblical worldview.” Jennifer LeClaire wrote about a globally ...

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Trump: Obama Wiretapped My Office

Complete insane. Reuters reports: President Donald Trump on Saturday accused former President Barack Obama of wiretapping him in October during the late stages of the presidential election campaign, but offered no evidence to support the allegation. “How low has President Obama gone to tapp my phones during the very sacred election process. This is Nixon/Watergate. Bad (or sick) guy!,” Trump ...

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World Net Daily: Put Trump On Mount Rushmore

From World Net Daily founder Joseph Farah: It’s time for someone to say it. Donald Trump’s first 40 days in the White House rival those of any modern American president for excitement, controversy, accomplishment, work ethic, courage, boldness and real leadership. Think about that. Is there any question? Is there any doubt? If he continues like this, there could be ...

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Alex Jones: If You Want To Get Closer To God, Be More Like Homocon Blogger Matt Drudge [VIDEO]

“God hates cowards and people that hurt innocents and that abuse those that are weaker than them, more than anybody if you read scripture. So all you fakes that want to get closer to God, stop being cowards. Be like Donald Trump. Be like Matt Drudge. Be like people that get attacked and demonized and make it through it and ...

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Nutjob Alex Jones Deletes All #Pizzagate Content From Site, Denies He Ever Promoted It On InfoWars [VIDEO]

Media Matters reports: A piece on the notorious conspiracy theory website Infowars.com blatantly lied about the site’s promotion of the so-called “pizzagate” conspiracy theory, after the site’s creator Alex Jones deleted evidence he promoted the conspiracy. In a February 24 article for Infowars.com, editor Kit Daniels falsely claimed that “the discussion around Pizzagate largely occurred on Reddit, 4chan and Twitter ...

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American Family Association: Christians Must Go To “Spiritual War” Against The Witches Cursing Trump

Bryan Fischer writes for the American Family Association: It’s time to go to war – spiritual war, that is – for the president of the United States. He is now the direct object of curses being woven against him by covens all across the country, who began their crusade last Friday night at midnight by joining together to curse President ...

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Loony Louie Gohmert: I Can’t Risk Holding Public Townhalls Because Gabby Giffords Got Shot At One

“Unfortunately, at this time there are groups from the more violent strains of the leftist ideology, some even being paid, who are preying on public town halls to wreak havoc and threaten public safety. Threats are nothing new to me and I have gotten my share as a felony judge. However, the House Sergeant at Arms advised us after former ...

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Alex Jones Apologizes To Trump For Missing His Calls, Thanks Him For Watching Every Night [VIDEO]

Media Matters reports: Radio host Alex Jones issued a bizarre and rambling message to President Donald Trump during which he touted his connections to the president, stated that he regrets having “missed” Trump’s phone calls, and claimed that Trump and his sons watch his videos and show “every night.” Jones also told his perceived enemies: “We’re going to get you, ...

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ROAR OF THE GLADISAURUS: New Creation Museum Display Shows Gladiators Fighting Dinosaurs And Giants

The Huffington Post reports: A new display going into the creationist Noah’s Ark attraction in Kentucky shows what appears to be gladiator-style fights involving humans, giants and a dinosaur. Ken Ham, founder of the group that runs the attraction, tweeted images of the new diorama on Thursday. The dinosaur is visible in the far right of the first image, which ...

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Alex Jones: Television Signals Are Being Used To Implant Intergalactic Demon Viruses In Americans

“I don’t care if the media makes fun of me, I don’t care what they say, whatever. I’m telling you folks, I look out at the crowds I see the people they are possessed by something. I don’t know what it is — most of the planet believes in demons and possession for a reason, in fact every culture does. ...

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Ark Encounter Now Permanently Lit With Rainbow Colors To “Take The Rainbow Back” From Homosexuals

Back in December, I posted this quote from creationist nutjob Ken Ham: In recent times the rainbow (albeit with some different colors) has come to represent freedom, love, pride, a new era, and, specifically, the LGBTQ movement. But the rainbow itself wasn’t designed to be a symbol of freedom, love, pride, or the LGBTQ movement. God created this beautiful, colorful ...

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Pastor Carl Gallups: Illegal Immigration Is God’s Punishment For America Allowing LGBT Rights [AUDIO]

“Look, we have violated the borders of our children’s minds, for 100 years we have told them that they come from monkeys and that there is no God. We have violated the borders of their souls and their spirits. We have violated the borders of the womb in America and have destroyed 60 million children. We have violated the borders ...

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Felon Grifter Jim Bakker: I Helped Trump Get Elected By Binding Demons Into Hell With My Prayers [VIDEO]

Brian Tashman reports at Right Wing Watch: Today, televangelist Jim Bakker described his experience attending President Trump’s inauguration, recounting how he cried when he first set eyes on Trump. “I cried,” he said. “I just stood there and cried.” Bakker said God was telling him that all of his work promoting Trump’s candidacy helped make his presidency possible, noting that ...

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Former Trump Spokes-Liar Katrina Pierson Joins New Nationalist Group That “Fights Liberal Media Bias”

She’s baaaaaaack. McClatchy reports: Katrina Pierson’s combative, made-for-TV personality made her a key surrogate for Donald Trump on the campaign trail, but she won’t be a part of Trump’s White House. Instead, the North Texas Tea Party advocate will run communications for America First Policies, a pro-Trump non-profit that will “support key initiatives and policies of the White House.” The ...

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