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Christian Activist E.W. Jackson: Leftists Would Murder People Like Roy Moore If They Could Get Away With It

“You don’t ever want to give these leftists another head to mount on their mantel. They’re head-hunters, they like to destroy people, they like to destroy Christian conservatives, particularly. They’re filled with hatred and animosity and they love killing folks. I’m serious, folks. I think a lot of ’em would kill people physically if they thought they could get away ...

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Christian Activist E.W. Jackson: God Will Punish Those Virginians That Voted For Trans Candidate Danica Roem

“Oh, Jesus, help us. The first question I would have is how can you represent me when you don’t even know who you are? If you’re confused about that, how can you represent me?  It’ll be interesting to see what God says when they stand before Him and whether He adheres to the politically correct nomenclature. Do you really want ...

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Christian “Prophet”: God Will Kill Two Former Presidents And Imprison The Others For Daring To Criticize Trump

“Firefighter prophet” Mark Taylor, currently the darling of extremist Christian sites like World Net Daily and a regular on Jim Bakker’s show, who recently claimed that Trump has secretly imprisoned 3000 “elite pedophiles,” says that God will take murder two former presidents and have the others imprisoned for daring to criticize “God’s anointed president.” Kyle Mantyla reports at Right Wing ...

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KENYA: Censor Wants Ex-Gay Therapy For Male Lions, Says They Learned Gay Sex From Watching Humans

The New York Daily News reports: Two male lions photographed while seemingly having sex has fur flying in Kenya, where a local moral leader and censor blames the same-sex behavior on gays who’ve visited the area. “These animals need counseling, because probably they have been influenced by gays who have gone to the national parks and behaved badly,” Ezekiel Mutua, ...

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Infowars: Adolf Hitler Is Alive And The Feds Know It

“It’s amazing, here we are, so much news and the news is so big and the news is so frequent that the biggest news every day becomes a back-page story the next day. The Las Vegas massacre cover-up, nothing. The JFK files being declassified, Hitler still alive. All the history textbooks lied to us. I was lied to my entire ...

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Pastor Who “Laid Hands” On Trump: The CIA Trains ISIS At 49 US Bases And Ships Them Around The World

“The dogs want war. Our American men and women are being used as cannon fodder for the globalist agenda. We’re not in Afghanistan because we’re killing terrorists. The ISIS bases are in 49 states in America that the CIA brings them and trains them here and then ships them out to the areas of the world where they want there ...

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Rick Perry: Fossil Fuels Help Prevent Sexual Assaults Because It’s Easier To Rape Somebody In The Dark

NBC News reports: Fossil fuels can help prevent sexual assault, Energy Secretary Rick Perry said Thursday. Perry described his belief at an energy policy event in Washington hosted by Axios and NBC News, while talking about how bringing power to African villages would save lives. “But also from the standpoint of sexual assault, when the lights are on, when you ...

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Sandy Rios: Calls For NYC To Move “Forward Together” After Terror Attack Are From The Communist Playbook

American Family Association radio shrieker Sandy Rios is very upset that the West Village Halloween Parade went on as planned yesterday, despite the terror attack that took place just hours earlier. Jared Holt has the quote at Right Wing Watch: “I saw men, people, marching in the parade with horror masks and blood dripping down and I thought, you know, ...

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Roger Stone Melts Down Over Mueller Indictments, Lobs Obscene Tirade Against “Human Excrement” At CNN

The Wrap reports: Roger Stone, the combative political consultant and former adviser to President Donald Trump, on Friday launched a foul-mouthed tirade on CNN stars such as Don Lemon, Jake Tapper and Ann Navarro as “human excrement.” The Twitter rant came as the network exclusively reported that a grand jury in Washington, D.C., had approved the first charges in special ...

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Linda Harvey: Halloween Is A Depraved Gay Holiday And My Ouija Board Proved That Satan Is Behind It

Anti-LGBT activist Linda Harvey writes for World Net Daily: You’ve probably noticed that a cultural revolution is in full swing, engineered largely by promiscuity promoters and “LGBT” advocates. It’s based on deception, depravity, subterfuge, endless dirty tricks and no treats. So is it any wonder Halloween is their favorite, special holiday? It’s one more reason this event is something for ...

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Pastor Rick Wiles: The Las Vegas Shooting Was Carried Out By A Super Secret Gay Nazi Death Squad [AUDIO]

Last week Jesus Campos, the hotel security guard who first encountered the Las Vegas shooter, appeared on the Ellen DeGeneres show to tell his story. Enter end times scamvangelist Rick Wiles, who regularly appears on Jim Bakker’s show.  Kyle Mantyla has the quote at Right Wing Watch: “I stand by my claim that this country has death squads. We have ...

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Anti-Gay Activist Eugene Delgaudio And Supporters Sing About Cake Outside Supreme Court [VIDEO]

We haven’t heard from this whackjob in a while: Public Advocate lawyers filed an amicus brief to defend an embattled baker. To help dramatize that legal brief we introduce today the Free Cake Baker Squad comprised of cowboys and bakers to ask the public to cowboy up and help rescue the kidnapped Masterpiece Cakeshop baker from the anti-Christian gang,” says ...

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Pastor Who “Laid Hands” On Trump: Hollywood Is Filled With Cannibals Who Drink Blood Of Children [VIDEO]

“They sacrifice children at the highest levels in Hollywood. They drink blood of young kids. This is a fact. That is why the next thing to be exposed will be all the pedophilia that is going to come out of Hollywood and out of Washington, D.C. The human sacrifice and the cannibalism has been going on for years. Some of ...

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Roy Moore: NFL Protesters Are Breaking The Law

TIME Magazine reports: Senate candidate Roy Moore believes that professional athletes who take a knee during the national anthem are breaking the law. In an interview with TIME magazine, the Alabama Republican argued that NFL players and others who have protested police violence are violating a section of the U.S. code which outlines how people should conduct themselves when the ...

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MICHIGAN: Former Asst AG Wants Law License Back Because Anti-Gay Haters Have Power Thanks To Trump

This freak show is still making news after all these years. The Detroit Free Press reports: A former Michigan assistant attorney general known for his attacks on the first openly gay student body president at the University of Michigan is appealing the decision by a discipline board to revoke his law license. Andrew Shirvell claims the board was biased against ...

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Today At InfoWars: Michelle Obama Is Transgender And Part Of Liberal Plot To Mainstream Satanism [VIDEO]

Jared Holt reports at Right Wing Watch: Owen Shroyer, a reporter and radio host for the conspiracy theory outlet Infowars, reinforced the outlet’s ongoing conspiracy theory that Michelle Obama is secretly a transgender woman and part of a liberal plot to make “literally a Satanic culture” mainstream. Yesterday, Shroyer discussed a story about a viral photo of drag queen who ...

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Jim Bakker: God Will Punish You For Mocking Me

Bisexual scamvangelist Jim Bakker today declared that God will punish you for mocking him just because his prophecies about the end of the world haven’t come true. “God is speaking to his people. The only ones who probably aren’t talking to God these days are mean people in America, people who just are anti-Christ. If you don’t want to hear ...

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FLORIDA: GOP House Candidate Claims She’s Flown In A UFO And Telepathically Communicated With Aliens

The Miami Herald reports: Florida has a U.S. senator who once flew aboard the Space Shuttle. A congressional candidate from Miami can go one better: Bettina Rodriguez Aguilera says she’s been aboard a spaceship too. But this one was crewed by aliens. As in extraterrestrials. Three blond, big-bodied beings — two females, one male — visited her when she was ...

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Crazy Eyes At Hate Convention: Unbelievers Are Going To Hell, Archeology Proves The Bible True [VIDEO]

Kyle Mantyla reports at Right Wing Watch: Apparently operating under her new anointing as pastor, Bachmann opened her remarks by celebrating the election of Donald Trump before dedicating a significant portion of the remainder of her speech to recounting the history of Christianity and the saving power of Christ. “You know, the remarkable thing,” she said, “when you read the ...

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Christian Activist Sheila Zilinksy: The Las Vegas Mass Shooting Was A “Pagan Blood Sacrifice Ritual” [AUDIO]

According to entirely-not-insane Christian activist Sheila Zilinsky, the Las Vegas massacre was obviously a “pagan blood sacrifice ritual” because the Luxor hotel next door is shaped like a pyramid. Plus a whole lot of other something Freemasons something Illuminati. Kyle Mantyla has the transcript at Right Wing Watch: “Folks, this whole thing in Las Vegas,” she said, “this killing field ...

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