Tag Archives: loony tunes

Sandy Rios: Legalizing Homosexuality Led To Same-Sex Marriage, A “Fist Of Defiance In God’s Face” [VIDEO]

“That was the gate that opened the way to homosexual marriage. And within —what?— 12 years or something like that, we had homosexual marriage in this country. So we went from 9/11, when things were maybe a little more normal and we lost so much ground in such a fast time. It was just within that 12 years that that ...

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Bachmann: Trump Was Sent To Us By Jesus [VIDEO]

“Two years ago, I believe that the prayers that God’s people made to ask God for his provision were heard. They were heard and granted and for two years, we have lived in an unparalleled golden time in the United States. We have a president who has made the most pro-life actions of any president ever. We have a president ...

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LOUISIANA: Troll Lawyer Who Wanted To Marry His Laptop Sues Town Library Over Drag Queen Story Hour

Lafayette’s Fox affiliate reports: Two Religious Organizations are suing in an attempt to stop Drag Queen Story Time at the Lafayette Library. The suit was filed in federal court in Lafayette by Warriors for Christ and Special Forces of Liberty. “By bringing this lawsuit, we are unapologetically and firmly defending the civil rights movement led by pastor Martin Luther King.” ...

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Red-Caped Catholic Loons Protest Catholic College For “Sinful” Lesbian Wedding Photo In Magazine [VIDEO]

Via press release from the red-caped Catholic loons: Rivier University, a Catholic institution in New Hampshire founded by the Sisters of the Presentation of Mary, published a “wedding” photo of two women kissing in the pages of its magazine, Rivier Today. Join the peaceful protest now. Urge the university to apologize for the following reasons. To restore respect for God. ...

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Linda Harvey: Oral Sex Is The Practice Of Homosexuals

Anti-LGBT activist Linda Harvey has some curious ideas about the way straight people have sex. From her latest rant against sex education in public schools: Let’s not forget the deadly contribution of “LGBTQ” advocates who demand “inclusive” sex ed — i.e., lessons that outline in detail how kids can engage in anal and oral sex, the sex practices of homosexuals. ...

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Right Wing Pastor: Hurricanes Are Caused By Sin

“I read where The Washington Post is blaming the storm on President Trump. You gotta be kidding me. How crazy can you be? They were literally saying, ‘He has to take the blame for this storm because of his belief on climate change, or lack of belief in climate change.’ All this does is make the climate change people look ...

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Christian Prophetess “Takes Authority” Over Florence, Commands Millibars To Rise In The Name Of Jesus

You knew prophetess Kat Kerr would be on this, right? Kyle Mantyla as the transcript at Right Wing Watch: “We’re going to take authority over Florence and we say you will become nothing. You will not do destruction to land or to people or to property. We command the millibars to rise, rise, rise in Florence. You rise, millibars! You ...

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Jeanine Pirro Rips Sessions: Have You No Self Esteem, No Self Respect, No Self Regard, No Dignity? [VIDEO]

“What don’t you get? Have you have no self esteem, no self regard, self respect? Where is your dignity? Why would you stay in a job where you’re not wanted? A job you took under false pretenses, knowing you wouldn’t be able to do the whole job? “Can’t you see the damage to this country by this fraudulent investigation that ...

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Shadda Badda Barumpa Bahumday: Televangelist Prays Against Evil Jezebel Witches Attacking Trump [VIDEO]

“Lord, we’re not going back! We’re not going back under Jezebel. We’re coming out! We’re coming out! We’re coming out! We’re done with Jezebel! Lord, the soul of this country’s at stake. The very soul of this country’s at stake, Lord. There’s a battle for the soul of America. Lord, I ask in Jesus’ name. Expose those shadow spirits. Expose ...

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Christian Hosts: God Will Destroy Omarosa [VIDEO]

According to Christian web show hosts Leigh Valentine and Chris McDonald, God will destroy Omarosa for betraying God’s anointed leader of America, Donald Trump. Kyle Mantyla has the quotes at Right Wing Watch: “She has sought to destroy President Trump and now she’s going to wind up being destroyed herself,” McDonald declared. “And that should warn every one of us, ...

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Crazy Eyes: Christian Radio Is The #MeToo Antidote To The Fake News Gatekeepers Trying To Steal America

“There is an effort right now to essentially steal the United States. Now, that sounds crazy to say something like that, but there is an effort by people that have anti-American belief systems, they want to steal our nation and the cultural gatekeepers in America – the public schools, the universities, the media, all of them—they’re accomplices in this effort. ...

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Snake-Handling Pastor Whose Father Died Handling Snakes Gets Bitten While Handling A Snake [VIDEO]

Yahoo News reports: Cody Coots is a fourth-generation snake-handling pastor at the Full Gospel Tabernacle in Jesus’ Name church in Middlesboro, Ky. In a new documentary, “My Life Inside: The Snake Church,” which premiered on Friday on the YouTube channel Barcroft TV, Coots is seen holding a snake during one of his sermons, which generally has 14 parishioners in attendance ...

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So There’s A Bunch Of Songs About #QAnon [VIDEO]

Wonkette reports: If there is anything a good political movement needs, it is a soundtrack. From Woody Guthrie to Stevie Wonder to Bikini Kill … hell, even the Nazis had Wagner. It’s only natural that the idiots who believe in all that QAnon shit would try to create some rockin’ anthems that can be played in the background of future ...

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Christian Social Media Attempt Raises $58K In 90 Days

Three months ago when I first mentioned Pastor Steven Andrew’s attempt to launch a “censorship-free” Christian version of Facebook, his crowdfunding page showed just over $100,000 with “26 days to go” in the campaign. As of this writing Andrew has raised $158,513. Curiously, the campaign still has “26 days to go.” Andrew’s money begs continue to appear nearly daily on ...

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PETITION: Declare America To Be A Christian Nation

Via press release published by Christian Newswire: Across the country and around the world more than 1,500 leaders, organizations and individuals have declared America a Christian nation through Ideclared.org. It is expected that this mass movement will expand rapidly over the next few months, continuing on into the New Year. The team at Ideclared is working endlessly until 70 million ...

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“Death To Gays” Pastor: God Is Burning Down California In Punishment For Legitimizing Homosexuality [AUDIO]

What took so long? Kyle Mantyla has the transcript at Right Wing Watch: “If you look at the history of California, they have been at the forefront of this. The first gay pride march occurred in San Francisco in 1970 and then San Francisco legitimized homosexuality in 1972. In 1982, Laguna Beach, California, elected the first openly homosexual mayor in ...

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Christian Prophetess: God Has A Rainbow Pet Unicorn

Hemant Mehta reports at the Friendly Atheist: Back in June, self-proclaimed Christian “Prophetess” Kat Kerr told an audience that she had met Jesus and he was six feet tall and “very handsome.” Furthermore, he lived in a mansion and loved dancing and desserts. Obviously. Somehow her claims just got more bizarre. Over the weekend, Kerr spoke at the ELEVATION: RISE ...

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American Family Association: Bigfoot Sightings Are “Demonic Virtual Reality” Projections By Satan [AUDIO]

Jared Holt reports at Right Wing Watch: Religious Right radio host Janet Mefferd and former Family Research Council fellow Tim Dailey told American Family Radio listeners that the urban legends surrounding Bigfoot and UFO sightings are not only real but also part of a secret plot the devil is carrying out on Earth. Dailey said it was telling that “many, ...

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Roseanne: My Show Got Canceled Because I Voted For Trump And That’s Not Allowed In Hollywood [VIDEO]

“When ABC called and asked me to explain my [makes air quotes] egregious and unforgivable tweet, I told them I thought Valerie Jarrett was white and I also said I’m willing to go on The View, Jimmy Kimmel, or whatever show you want me to go on and explain that to my audience. Instead about 40 minutes after that my ...

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IDAHO: Catholic Diocese Has 10-Person Exorcism Crew Cleanse Home Of Priest Arrested For Child Porn

The Idaho Statesman reports: The house where a retired Boise priest lived for 15 years — until he was accused in February of sharing child pornography online and of drug possession — has been cleaned out, freshened up and blessed by an exorcist, according to the priest preparing the property for sale. “We bless houses all the time,” said Father ...

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