Pentecostal Pastor Busted For Meth Begs Congregation For Forgiveness: My Life Has Been A “Pressure Cooker”

The Christian News reports:

A Louisiana pastor has asked his congregation for forgiveness after he was arrested Wednesday night for possession of methamphetamine, a drug that he said he wrongfully turned to in attempting to find relief from the pressures and pains of life.

“A few months ago, in a time of weakness, I attempted to ease the pain in the wrong way,” wrote Andy Harris to members of The Church of the Cross in Haughton. “I have sinned, and I have asked the Lord to forgive me. I have asked my family to forgive me. And I am asking you all—all of you—to forgive me.”

A letter was read to the congregation on Sunday in which Harris outlined that the past few years of his life have felt like a “pressure cooker,” as he dealt with betrayals, a divorce in the family, the sicknesses of loved ones, and the daily challenges of serving in the ministry. He said that in the midst of all the pain he was enduring, he wrongfully turned to meth for solace.

More from Shreveport’s Fox affiliate:

It was under Harris’ administration that his church’s 199-foot-tall cross was erected on church property near Interstate 20. The cross – which in the United States is only shorter than one in Corpus Christi, Texas (210′) and St. Augustine, Florida (208′) – was not without controversy.

Harris made an impassioned plea to the Bossier Parish Police Jury in October 2008, after the project was turned down by the Metropolitan Planning Commission, threatening to file a suit in District Court. At the time, the area was zoned as a Residential Agriculture District and the maximum height allowed under that designation was 45 feet.

Harris, politically astute and aware of the implications told the BPJ, “The common man on the street is going to be looking at who’s for the cross and who’s not, and we all understand the ramifications.”

  • Boreal

    Tell it to jeebus, bitch. No one else gives a flying fuck at a rolling donut hole.

    • Mrs. Councillor Nugent

      jeebus didn’t care the first time, LOL!

  • Paula

    jeebus has forgiven me.

    • Chucktech

      We, OTOH, tell you to go fuck right the fuck off.

    • SammySeattle

      The magic eraser.

  • Tawreos

    Oh your life is to tough to get through drug free? Cry me a river you fucking jackass, you get paid to self aggrandize and provide no needed service to anyone, if that was me I wouldn’t need a damn thing to get through the day.

  • Bambino

    The house of lord is now the the house of sin.

    • Tawreos

      When hasn’t it been?

  • ccc

    A “pressure cooker”.. More like a crack pipe.

  • DaddyRay

    Will he be allowed to continue preaching from prison

  • shellback

    Proof that the jeezus doesn’t answer prayers – not even for pastors living in a fucken tax-free pressure cooker.

  • Ham

    I’m not particularly compelled to cast stones at someone who turns to meth. meth doesn’t care about your religion or your stature in society. Now if he went was caught in a 3 day meth frenzied boy orgy…….

    • Scott Leasum

      Stay tuned. Next on As The Cross Turns.

  • NZArtist

    I’m sorry I got caught.

  • Ninja0980

    I will say if you want to see the ravages of meth, his current mugshot compared to the photo above speaks volumes.

  • GanymedeRenard

    Sure, bud. All hypocrites say the same thing.

  • Harveyrabbit
    • teeveedub

      This artwork is everything.

      He’s shooting up, there are lines (of coke?) waiting to be sniffed, and there’s a joint (?) burning in the ashtray. And, if that’s not enough, he’s got what looks like a tumbler full of scotch in front of him, too.

      And for added effect, the nunchucks on the doorknob.

      “I think I’ll take a little time away from my rigorous martial arts regimen to shoot some meth. Tie me off, Jesus!”

      • JCF

        The handprint on the door? And the memento mori!

        [Just me, or kinda look like Billy Ray “Dad of Miley” Cyrus, back in the day?]

  • Mark Née Fuzz

    Play the Jesus card. It works every time.

    • Chucktech

      As long as there’s no homo stuff going on, it sure does.

  • Pollos Hermanos
  • Ninja0980
    • Chucktech

      Yeah, we’re waiting, fuckers…

    • Lizard

      A crumb in the grand scheme of things, but at this point I’ll totally take a crumb.

    • Bob Conti

      Very stern letter to follow.

    • safari

      But Sarah said that the UK and we have a special relationship when asked about the Russians.

      • Ragnar Lothbrok

        ” We fought together in that war and stuff, so… that means that I don’t have to answer any more questions about this.
        In fact, I’ve answered extensively “

        • olandp

          “… but we were of course on the wrong side of that war. We should have supported Hitler, the last honest politician (until the Dotard).”

      • kareemachan

        She said we would stand by our fellow allies.

        She didn’t say if said fellow allies were Britain or Russia….

    • zhera

      The response:

      Donnie calls Putin.
      D: Hi Vladdie, you sound especially handsome today!
      V: Thank you, Donald. What do you want?
      D: Well, I kinda have to ask you if you had anything to do with that poison thing in England, I mean, obviously you didn’t because you’re so honest and upstanding and even if it was you then that would be fine.
      V: Don’t know what you mean. Go back to destroying your country for me, you miserable moron.
      D: Okidoki, Vladdie. Love you!

      Donnie at the next interview:
      “I asked him and he said he had nothing to do with it. I believe him. He’s an honest man, so handsome really, I feel like when I talk to him he understands how handsome we both are.”

    • No More GOP.

      Later today: “Breaking News: Tillerson’s Spine Reverts to Jello”

    • kareemachan

      Huh. That’s not what $arah Fuckabee said…..

  • Tulle Christensen

    “My Life Has Been A “Pressure Cooker”, so not just a user but a manufacturer also

  • edrex

    dude. get an instant pot.

    • BearEyes

      a recalled one.

    • Bob Conti

      I love my Instant Pot. Makes a killer mushroom risotto without all the stirring. I haven’t tried to cook meth in it, do you have a recipe? No, better not. I’m just high on life! /s

      • edrex

        i hear the new models come with a “meth” setting. i’ve been making mushroom/butternut squash risotto. and i make yogurt every week. my favorite dish is congee. it’s so simple, but so freaking delicious. make congee. do it!

        • MT YVR

          I’m sorry… but now I just picture that one day.

          “And I came home to Martha just… running around the house naked saying she knew how to solve the deficit for the city budget, it involved something to do with a wall and immigrants. I’m not sure what happened.”

          “Sir? Your wife was using an Instant Pot, making a slow cook but mishit the Meth setting. Seems she tasted her cookin’ a few times… Well. Just be greatful she didn’t blow the house up.”

          (distantly in the background) “I’M THE QUEEN OF THE CITY!”

          “Martha! Put that blanket back on.. where did you get that bra anyway?!”

    • Statistics Palin

      Does it have a setting for missionary?

  • Chucktech

    …he dealt with betrayals, a divorce in the family, the sicknesses of loved ones, and the daily challenges of serving in the ministry.

    So, where the fuck was jesus during all this, you god-addled phony? Fuck you and jesus too.

    • Todd20036

      “I messed up, acted hypocritically.”

      LOL,just kidding. He never owned up to it

    • LarryChemEngr

      He really is a fucking scumbag.

      But his asshole congregation will somehow forgive him, for, who soever among you is without sin? Let him cast the first stone.

      Except for you fags. Let’s throw those stones…..

    • Marc: The Social Gadfly

      He says his life has been a pressure cooker. DUH, METH!

  • Bill Harnsberger

    Grifting is hard work???

  • bkmn

    Its tough work being such a crook.

  • alguien

    oughta try weed instead. none of the horrible downsides that come with meth.

    • Chucktech

      Still a sin…

  • Lizard

    So Jeebus wasn’t enough to see you through the tough times? Fancy that.

    Besides, do you think everyone who’s ever been jailed for possession led a charmed life? What makes you different?

    • Chucktech

      What makes him different?? Why, he loves jeezy gawd, that’s what makes him different!

  • BearEyes

    we all have something in our lives that turn out to be a challenge.
    manufacturing sin and the accompanying mental fuckup usually aren’t part of it.
    but we survive – it’s easier without the fake sin and fake cure and the scam/con.

  • Bluto
    • Boreal
      • GanymedeRenard

        PR is still in need from what I read. 🙁

        • zhera

          STILL thousands of people there without electricity.

          • AJayne

            Horrible way for US to treat fellow citizens! I still think li’l donnie is trying to create a situation that enough Puerto Ricans will abandon property, then he and his buddies can buy the place at “fire sale” prices…

          • zhera

            I think it’s pure racism.

          • Cucker “Dick” Tarlson

            It is. I hope that ALL Puerto Ricans move to Florida in time to establish residency in time for the Midterm elections.

            Flip the fucker blue.

          • Brian Burleson

            U are correct.

          • GanymedeRenard

            I really feel impotent here… :'(

          • GanymedeRenard


  • Rillion

    Details seem a bit weird. Police were there on an “unrelated” investigation and asked to search his house and he agreed. Wonder if he was smoking it at the time the cops showed up for this other investigation.

  • Floyd

    I’m assuming the requisite amount of tears were also displayed?

    • BearEyes


      • Chucktech

        Gawd, that pig…

        Swaggert: “It was not…. a mistake.

        It was not… a menDAC-I-TY.

        It was a see-yin!!!

  • Judas Peckerwood

    Hey, he’s a straight white guy — cut him a break!

    • carrot festival

      He prefers you cut him a line.

    • m_lp_ql_m

      Seriously, can you imagine the pressure!

  • BlindBill

    “A few months ago” sorry meth-head – your picture tells us you have been up on it a lot longer – I suppose granny’s donation for the sick and poor went in your veins – the church needs an IRS audit ASAP to see how much this POS stole for drugs and other recreational activities.

    • Cucker “Dick” Tarlson

      I thought the same. He looks like only days away from scabbing.

    • Goodboy

      Yeah, considering the starting point of the good year blimp I’d say MUCH…… longer.

  • JWC

    WE Say BS

  • Ninja0980

    I’ll say this from the other thread.
    At this point, any Bernie/Stein purity bot who still pushes both sides are the same bullshit need to be told to fuck off.
    And if that include Bernie or Warren, so be it.
    Enough is enough.

    • jimbo65

      With all we’re seeing with the poisonings in the UK, the travesty of the house investigation, anybody that STILL claims both sides are the same need to have their asses shipped to Russia.

  • Boreal
    • Helen Damnation™

      Yeah, I used to be known as sort of a Debbie Downer. Then I ‘seen the lite’ and got the hell away from my whole Christian family. Granted, my mom (80) and my oldest sister (58) are examples of true Christians, as in feeding folks, visiting the sick in hospitals, taking homeless kids in and trying to get them on the right track. One thing they don’t do, is judge people, godammit.

  • BartmanLA

    He’s asking for a mulligan? He thinks he’s like any other conservative right wing Christian extremist and is entitled to being “forgiven” for his transgressions simply because he couldn’t handle his job??? Pullease!!!!!

  • safari

    He did lose weight, so I guess that’s a silver lining.

  • Christopher Street

    He’s not using meth to relieve stress, he’s using it to have all night sex romps. Stay tuned…

    • carrot festival

      I hate reruns.

    • njguy54

      Somewhere in this story there’s a Stormy Daniels…

      • prixator

        Or perhaps a Storm Daniels? Or a Daniel Storm?

    • Goodboy

      Funny that relieving stress was never my first thought when picking up the meth pipe.

    • Ginger Snap

      Yup for sure.

  • jimbo65

    Huh. Had to read that again. I first read that as pleasure cooker.

    • Chucktech

      Bet THAT was in the mix, too…

  • Pizza009

    Well it’s not like he’s gay, so of course he’s forgiven

    • Paula

      That goes without saying.

  • Paula

    Luuzyanna, its metheriffic!

  • Jean-Marc in Canada

    But wait, I was under the impression Thoughts and Prayers took care of everything. Will wonders never cease.

  • zhera

    “…as he dealt with betrayals, a divorce in the family, the sicknesses of loved ones, and the daily challenges of serving in the ministry.”

    See, it’s everybody else’s fault! If they hadn’t betrayed me! If they hadn’t sinned against my religion, if they hadn’t demanded so much of me in my work.

    Hey, pastor: Fuck you and the cross you rode i on.

  • Dayglo

    I read an interview with a psychologist who made an interesting point regarding addiction — not everyone who abuses drugs does so to “dull the pain” or “escape the pressures of life.” We’re overthinking it. Many do it simply because they like to party and get high.

    • AJayne

      Friend of mine – alcoholic – used to say he drank for “no reason” – or because it was Tuesday, or it was raining, or the sun was shining – i.e.: because he drank…

  • gaycuckhubby

    For those of you who have never worked in the service industry

  • UrsusArctos 🐻

    O/T – ACK! I just got my first Teahadi/Y’allQueda/Trumpista robocall about the MS senate race. It’s going to be a looooooong time until November. The ONLY good news is that it will be a feeding frenzy for Deplorables. I hope they cripple each other. There’s VERY little chance MS can pull of an AL and elect a Democrat. IF Chris McDaniels draws a short straw against a decent Democrat it could happen, but that’s not a high probability.

  • BostonBud

    But, but, but…wasn’t he supposed to turn to Jesus??????? I’m sure that’s what he’s been telling his flock.

  • JohnMyroro

    My, what a big cross you have . . .

  • Ragnar Lothbrok

    jesus. What a Monday. 4 more days to go

  • DaddyRay

    So he wants a Meth Mulligan

  • safari
    • Karl Dubhe

      That’s a nice coke spoon.

    • Lazycrockett

      I do wish SMG would find a decent show and return to tv.

  • Gregory Peterson

    Anomie is a bitch…but one of the prime responsibilities of religion is to keep dangerous anomie away. Of course for some minority people within a religion, as many LGBT people can attest, the religion itself can push them into the anomic abyss rather than keep them out of it.

    If you’re a pastor who is self medicating for anomie…your religion isn’t working, is it? Then what do you do?

  • Henry Auvil

    Listen to me asshole. My life has been a “pressure cooker” too. I grew up in the South. I moved to California in the early 1970s and one-by-one convinced my family that I was worthy of being included in their reality. I fought in the trenches and won freedom to be who I am in America. I marched down Market Street holding a candle to honor the recently slain Harvey Milk. And you know what? It’s 2018, and FUCK YOU!

    • Michael White

      I move from Indiana to California in 1972 . the rest you just posted

    • Mr. James Parson

      We say this in the name of the Lord, amen.

    • fuzzybits

      There’s parts of this country where it’s a struggle and pressure cooker for gay folks to live daily.

    • Thank you. (Not just for the post but for the activism. A lot of us had it a lot easier because of people like you.)

  • Charles Nelson

    Paraphrasing his parishoners…”Lock Him Up…Lock Him Up!”

  • DaddyRay

    Religion, NOT EVEN ONCE

  • Mark

    I thought jeebus was who took care of all their problems / troubles!

    • Henry Auvil

      Jeebus is a pathological liar, just like the president. Sad, but 30% of the US population hasn’t figured that out yet.

  • Michael White

    why did he need drugs he has jeebus?

    • MoonlightUnkindledOne

      Maybe his dealer is code-named Jeebus.

  • gaycuckhubby
    • Cuberly Deux

      They’re so confused. They can’t deny russian involvement in election escapades, at the same time they want to put this thing to bed ASAP. Acknowledging the Russian angle diminishes donnie’s administration a little more every day.

  • No More GOP.

    Meh. Imagine the pressure the people you preach against are under.

  • Michael R
    • DaddyRay

      You spoil ZB

      Good Boy

    • bzrd

      ZG”‘s on a mission

    • JCF

      [Related to David and Amy?]


  • gaycuckhubby

    Wait? All these posts are just because he uses meth?
    Just seeing the headline I assumed there was a sex scandal involved.

    • Treant

      I know, right? Now, it’s fortunate he’s a well-to-do sort or he’d be in the pokey with the other druggies.

      But other than that, nothing much to see here.

  • WretchedMouse

    Come on, what else is there other than therapy, depression meds, and working out to cope? I mean what other choice did the man have. I mean can’t expect the sheperd to tslk to his flock in times of need…pffft. 😑

  • Treant

    You know, I’ve had ass-tons of difficult days and tough periods, but I never turn to meth and never have to ask Jesus for forgiveness because I didn’t do anything particularly bad.

    I did smoke, but…oh, right, that’s legal.

  • MT YVR

    THIS is what I love.

    “But I’m a GOOD user of illegal drugs. THOSE are addicts and different and bad. I’m GOOD. And totally different. And how people end up being addicted is TOTALLY not understandable. Except in my case. Because it’s absolutely different.”


    • Treant

      Well, Jeebus did forgive him, so that means there’s no harm, no foul, and he never has to do that inconvenient Step 8 thing. He’s been forgiven by the voice in his head, so no reparation is necessary!

      (You know damned well he stole money from the church to fund that habit, but…)

      • MT YVR

        Oh hell. He’s one step from pimpin’ the altar boys for cash. Or to the boys.. I’m not sure which. /snark

        Yes. I’m absolutely sure asshole did in fact get his cash from his tithe.

        • Treant

          Y’know, there’s a money-making thing the Catholics never quite caught onto! They coulda been renting out the altar boys to the pedos for mucho bucks!

          The Pope could have two gold thrones by now.

          • MT YVR

            Or he could have gold on everything.

            (deadpan) Like Trump.

    • SkokieGuy – Helen Conflicted

      No doubt he supports drug testing welfare recipients, because they are all drug addicted moochers.

      • MT YVR

        Ding ding ding!

      • JCF

        “Welfare Queens” [“and you know what color I mean, hint-hint”]

  • Jalapeño Business

    He’s not perfect. He’s just forgiven.


  • j.martindale

    I would love to say to this man, “Don’t worry. Everyone makes mistakes. Go on with your life.” And I would, if the religion he is a part of was not trying like the devil to make the lives of gay people hell. So when his religion stops making other people’s lives miserable, he can expect my sympathy. I should live so long.

  • Tom Ato

    Yeah, living your life as a lie can be really stressful.

    • DaddyRay

      Meth is certainly not something that helps with stress

  • DaddyRay

    Don’t be judgmental of me
    Let’s be judgmental of the gays

    • Sam_Handwich

      and bears who wear no pants!

      • Treant

        Fun story. My husband meanders into the house and off come the pants, to the cry of “Freedom!”

        He wears boxers, so that’s OK. But we joke that when he gets old, he’ll be the sort of old guy who never seems to have pants on and the nurses have to chase him.

        Hence, he actually is a bear who wears no pants…

        • olandp

          True story: One morning several years ago I was getting ready to take my dog to agility class. My hair is always a mess when I get up and I usually would forget to do something with it. This day I was determined to remember to put on a bandana, which I did. Got the dog ready and was about to walk out the front door when I looked down and had no pants on.

          • Treant

            Let he who hath almost gone semi-commando cast the first stone. I’ve meandered out with my pajamas on and not really thought about it.

          • olandp

            I had my tighty whities on, but no pants…

            Kind of like now.

          • kareemachan

            I’ve put on a shirt in the dark (didn’t want to wake my SO), and people at school were all, “Why are your wearing your shirt inside out?”

      • safari

        Why am I still wearing pants?

  • RKitty01

    thoughts and prayers

    • LesbianTippingHabits

      And generous tips, for good service, of course?

      • Treant

        I wouldn’t let him service me with somebody else’s ass.

      • RKitty01

        of course

  • Cucker “Dick” Tarlson

    Dude, you don’t do meth to relax. What the fuck.

    • Treant

      Actually, WTF does meth do to you? I’m guessing from the amphetamine it’s an upper, but…well, I take psudoephedrine and it puts me to sleep, so that’s not really saying much. 🙂

  • gaycuckhubby

    Wait? Why is Stormy Daniels asking for a new judge?

  • Tom Mears

    I’m sorry, but most people (especially Pentacostal pastors) don’t just decide one day to go down to the corner and buy and start using meth,. They get eased into it through hookers or other drugs. What is the other shoe here?

    • Treant

      You see, it started when the Devil told him to drink a Coke. Then it was a joint of pot.

      Next day, he was buried in the ass of an underage rentboy and snorting cocaine off his neckline. By that evening, it was a meth-fueled orgy.

      The Devil just does that to you without the positive influence of Jesus Christ in your life.

    • gaycuckhubby

      Chemsex parties.
      But don’t slut shame

  • safari

    Think we’ll get an overnight thread?

    • Treant

      It’s up now.

    • safari

      Yay! –>

  • Hue-Man

    If you can’t stand the heat, get out of the churchin’.

  • DRoseDARs

    Wait… isn’t meth MADE in a pressure cooker? Oh dear.

  • Cuberly Deux

    Go on the Google and search for a trained respected (secular) mental healthcare professional.


    Do meth.


    • MBear

      Don’t expect logic from the religious

      • Cuberly Deux

        Oh I never do. I’m just curious how one goes from being incredibly stressed out to, gee, I think I’ll try this meth thing everyone’s going on about.

        Hope his wife checks the credit card statements. Notel Motel etc…

  • FelineMama

    Ahh, the Pious, Self Righteous Hypocritical Fuckers, “Oh lord, I got caught”!! Thats MY sin!! (Getting caught) HELP !!!!!!!!!
    Larwd, sez he forgives me. Take MY word!!

  • TampaZeke

    Aren’t preachers and other Christians supposed to turn to JEEEZUS in times of trials and tribulations? Isn’t that supposed to be what makes them better than the rest of us?

  • Bernie Keefe

    Give me a break.

  • EqualityForAll

    I can totally understand the stress he must be under. It’s very similar to that which causes priests to turn to sucking little boys’ pee-pees.

  • Helen Damnation™

    I could be wrong, but methamphetamine is not a drug folks turn to for
    pain, anxiety and stress. In fact, negative effects very often include
    anxiety, paranoia, insomnia, confusion, hallucinations, disturbed sleep
    patterns, hyperactivity, nausea, delusions of power, increased
    aggressiveness and irritability. In some cases, meth use can cause
    convulsions that lead to death. I call absolute bullshit on this
    evangelical “pastor”, godammit.

  • yes b’y

    If he was using meth to lose weight, it’s not working.


    Christianity and Islam. Fucking crooks and idiot dumbfucks, all. 🙂 What kind of ducking right wing idiot thinks they have gods these days anyway?

  • Gianni

    They forgive you.

  • Andymac3

    “I’m so stressed out and I thought Meth would help.”

    Thoughts and prayers, you hypocritical bitch.

  • David Rice

    “My life has been one long series of methylamine precursor!”

  • Charlie

    so suck it up buttercup…you wanna talk life being a pressure cooker…I turned 50 and got laid off and have been underemployed for the past 3 years…only the tip of the iceberg as there are problems that stem from that. Guess I’ll start doing meth for solace…what a total and complete jackass.

  • Rita Tompson-Jones

    Pentecostal pastor and methamphetamine? Any bets he also has sex with young male whores?

  • Rita Tompson-Jones
  • olandp

    “…a divorce in the family…”

    Did his wife leave him for being a drug addict?

  • njguy54

    You know, I think that’s the story of Job. After God took everything from him and destroyed his life just to fuck with his head, Job turned to meth. Or was it crack?

  • teeveedub

    “I have sinned against you!”

    Yeah, yeah. We’ve heard it all before.

  • Dagoril

    Οne wonders if his congregation is stupid enough to keep throwing money at him, knowing that it’s been going towards his meth habit.

    • Mr. James Parson

      Yes, they were

  • mark99k

    “the daily challenges of serving in the ministry”

    Right. Sit on your tax-exempt ass, compose a sermon once a week, erect eyesore crosses, suck up to bluehaired old ladies, etc. Such a stressful life.

  • sandollar_man

    Yeah right you minister. The “challenges of serving in the ministry“.
    What does that mean? The challenge of having your conscience nag you about how duplicitous and deceptive you are when you convince your “ministry” – that you know all about the afterlife.
    You don’t even know where you were before you were born.
    And that’s the past: we have evidence of that.
    Your ministry is a display of conman abracadabra.

  • BobSF_94117

    “Grifting is haaard.”

  • A pressure cooker? Whatever. In the last year I sang a recital, conducted two concerts, worked three part time jobs and wrote a dissertation, and buried a sibling and not even once did I take meth or anything else illegal. Pressure cooker? Some of us manage. If you fuck up, just say you fucked up. Quit making excuses. Funny how right wingers are always talking about how everyone else should take personal responsibility but never take any themselves.

    • Goodboy

      Meth can be used as an way of avoiding stress. Of coarse mostly comes from someone already addicted to it.

      • Helen Damnation™

        Meth heads use it to avoid EVERYTHING.

        • Goodboy

          At first it’s all fun and games. Then the addiction takes over soon after and you’re not in the drivers seat anymore. I don’t think it’s a one size fits all description.

          • Helen Damnation™

            Hence the use of the words “meth heads”, also known as methamphetamine addicts.

  • evanedwards

    Meth is not a good choice to sooth the pressures of life. In fact, it’s probably the worst choice possible. It’s one hell of a stimulant and everybody knows that.

    I’m not buying his excuse, and no one with half a brain would.

    • Mr. James Parson

      He should have used alcohol instead?

      • Ben in Oakland


        Thoughts and prayers, yes.

        His faith, yes.

        Jesus consoling him, yes.

  • kareemachan

    Tough shit. We’re all in a pressure cooker situation with the drumpster as prez.

  • Jefe5084

    So, the conman is exposed as the big phony he and all scamvangelists are. The imaginary sky fairy he makes a living off of, is just a source of money to buy his real god–meth. Way to go fucktard.

  • JCF

    A pressure cooker: isn’t that what you make meth in?

  • Ginger Snap

    Where there is meth there is usually some hardcore perverted sex involved. Mite Mi this story to come I’m sure if it.

  • Tor

    So jeebuzz wasn’t enough?

  • Girlgoon

    So God is punishing him because his cross wasn’t the tallest in the land.

  • Xopher Leonard

    Thanks, Jesus.

  • John

    So I guess prayers and jeebuzz didn’t work so well, huh….for those who think they do: what a bunch of idiots!

  • dukeofhurl

    And look how thin I am. Give me money.

    Why didn’t he turn to jesus?

  • Lauchlan Bernard-Christopher M

    He’s a bit of a big old drama queen isn’t he?. No more than most folks go through in their lifetime but he seems to think hitting the crack pipe was the answer . I note that at no time in his statement did he mention asking the Lard for help whilst he was going through this ;unless he knows praying is a totally useless exercise to a deity that doesn’t exist .However it’s a good way to get the gullible to part with their money .

  • Dunkerblinker

    Pressure Cooker? Is that how he made meth?

  • Jason

    Because when i think of drugs that help calm you, meth is the one i think of

  • Kevin Andrews

    Listen to the Missionary of Hate howl some more. This hypocritical professional liar and extortionist has only one place in life now; behind bars. Let the punitive punishment begin. Better yet; let’s apply the Shitgibbon’s execution and hurry this one back to his recycling center.

  • Ben in Oakland

    I can’t find anything in the Bible remotely approaching “thou shalt not cook thy meth.”

  • bearLvrFL

    Wouldn’t one use meth to jack up the intensity as opposed to “find solace”? I mean, if he’s got an addiction problem, then, by all means do take care of it. On the other hand, “I was hurt and needed a comfy blanket” doesn’t ring true to me. And part of recovery is cutting out the BS and beginning to tell the truth, right?

  • Donna in Texas

    Why doesn’t he just admit he was doing meth for the sex and weight loss? He does look like he has dropped quite a bit of puppy face fat.

  • Stephen Vinson

    Once a meth head…well…most likely always a meth head….and this dude supports trump to the max….goes to show…what it takes to be a tump head putting meth in your head..