Franklin Graham: Rosie O’Donnell Is Going To Hell

“Rosie O’Donnell is back in the news today for going after Speaker of the House Paul Ryan on Twitter after he posted a Christmas video message honoring the birth of Jesus Christ. Among other things, she told Speaker Ryan he was going ‘straight to hell.’

“Rosie, you don’t have the keys to hell, but I know the One who does. And I can tell you who will be there. Hell is going to be filled with people who rejected God’s offer of salvation and turned their backs on His laws and standards, refusing to repent.

“Jesus Christ is God in the flesh, and He took your sins and mine to the Cross, dying in our place, so that we might live–if we would turn from our sins and put our faith in Him. I hope one day you will put your faith and trust in Jesus Christ and let him heal your heart, clean up your mouth, and forgive your sins. Do that today—you’ll never regret it.” – Franklin Graham, posting today to Facebook.

  • BearEyes

    sorry Frankie, but you will have plenty of company with all your other fake xtians.

  • Sporkfighter

    If the Graham clan is in heaven, hell sounds more inviting.

  • Henry Auvil

    I’d rather hang out with Rosie in hell than have to endure one minute with this sanctimonious grifter in heaven.

    • 2patricius2

      Well if there is a god, and if it is anything like the sadist-monster mass-murderer god that Frankie and his gang preach, living in heaven with that god would be hell itself.

  • Todd20036

    Make believe god. Make believe values. Make believe afterlife. Make believe consequences.

    All adds up to a make believe threat.

    I have no idea what happens after death, and guess what Frankie, neither do you.

    • Karl Dubhe 2

      I know what happens after you die. You start to rot. 😀

      Unless they burn you, you’ll start to stink after a few hours. In a day or two it’ll be really horrible.

      • Boreal

        God Botherers that troll FA get really angry when I tell them that.

        • Tawreos

          Giving them any answer other than “You are completely right and I accept your imaginary friend as my own” is going to anger them.

          • Boreal

            I like to tell them we will both be rotting worm food and that their heaven is a box in the ground until decomp sets in.

    • clay

      Their values aren’t make believe; what they claim their vales are is make believe. They value being punished for one’s desires. They value a full stomach for themselves. They value worldly power. They value god proving them right (which is why they make up their religion in the first place). And they value a “normal” (American WASP suburban) life.

  • William

    Who are you to judge?

    • Karl Dubhe 2

      He’z Gawd. Din’t you know?

      /hic

  • bkmn

    He should know, he has an all access pass for himself and his grifter family.

  • jeffg166

    So are you Franklin.

  • Megrim Twist

    Get out of politics and go help the poor or something charitable, Franklin you grifting fuck!

    • Tawreos

      He is an evangelical preacher, that doesn’t really prepare someone to help and care about others, only how to line their own pockets.

    • jonfromcalifornia

      Sorry, that’s not in their AD 1620 created Evangelical theology. Good works doesn’t “save”. Only having “faith” does.

  • Cuberly Deux

    Standards?

    Evangelicals sold those last Nov.

    • jonfromcalifornia

      Last November??? I think that happened a long time ago when they agreed to merge their shitty religion with their even shittier politics. Moral majority comes to mind.

  • Karl Dubhe 2

    I have a feeling that Franky’s in more peril than Rosie is.

    Bet you that Jesus kicks his ass, if he dares show his face at the pearly gates.

    /hic

  • Jean-Marc in Canada
    • JCF

      [Said the universalist] Paradise is going to be an awkward place for Oh.So.Many.And.Varied.Reasons…

  • lattebud

    ..”turned their backs on His laws and standards” Ah, says the judgemental grifter who would run over a person in need rather than help them out.

  • Tawreos

    It is so very convenient that god hates all the same people Franky does

    • Megrim Twist

      Franky knows all, apparently. He knows the One.

    • ChrisInKansas

      What’s that great quote from Susan B. Anthony? “I distrust those who know exactly what God wants them to do, because I find it always coincides with their own desires.”

    • kaydenpat

      What a coincidence.

    • Uncle Mark

      Funny, I don’t remember Frank’s sacred tome saying anything about Rosie O’Donnell, but I do remember it being heaped with warnings and divine punishments for false prophets, as well as those who would distort the Word of God, as well as those, who would drive people away from God, or make alliances with The Beast. I think some were referred to as the “Whore of Babylon,” which describes Frankie and his ilk perfectly.

      • 2patricius2

        And those who would harm the poor and the sick, prisoners and refugees, the hungry and oppressed. But Frankie, sitting in his mansion, conveniently forgets those verses…as does Paul Ryan and the whole Congressional and Executive Republican Party.

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      • RNegron

        Please do not insult whores. Most of them are wonderful people.

        • Cucker “Dick” Tarlson

          Cheerful givers always willing to share, I say.

  • j.martindale
    • Tawreos

      What crime did the poor cactus commit to be sentenced to being inside his ass?

    • Palmer

      I’ve always preferred to tell people to fuck themselves sideways with a large grapefruit spoon.

    • nocadrummer

      And there I thought Hell was just that ride at Disneyland –
      “It’s a Small World.”

  • Harveyrabbit

    “Rosie, you don’t have the keys to hell, but I know the One who does.”

    I know too. They’re in the Oval Office right now covered in drool. https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/e451749c4c2a226ff1ff653c32e10ec6a7b02fdc22673f32ba550dcd95f892db.jpg

  • Tomcat

    Then I guess she will see you there Graham.

  • AtticusP

    If Franklin Graham and his mummified daddy, Billy, are going to Heaven (which I doubt), make mine Hell, please.

  • Adam Stevens

    “A Christian telling an atheist he is going to Hell is about as scary as a small child telling an adult they wont get any presents from Santa.”

    ~Ricky Gervais

  • Boreal
  • Friday

    As usual, the Christian mouthpieces support screwing the poor, the elderly, the sick, and the children, while attacking and condemning anyone who says it’s wrong. Their sheep ought to stand up to this if they don’t want to be the ones catching the blame later while doing the suffering for and from what these preachers have been shoving into our government all these decades.

  • Outlaw Woman

    I’m not the “great theologian” that Franklin Graham purports to be, but …

    I do know that if, upon my death, I end up in hell, I’ll see him there (and Jerry Falwell, father and son, Tony Perkins, the whole Wildmon clan, James Dobson, etc., etc.)

  • fuzzybits

    Asshole,shouldn’t you and your sister be circling your father’s carcass waiting for that payout.

    • Kittius Cattias

      Chillingly accurate description.

  • Boreal
  • John Davis

    When I saw the Netflix series 2 of The Crown, I lost a lot of respect for Queen Elizabeth 2 having requested to meet Billy Graham when he was on tour in the UK, gettting $$ for his “preaching”…the queen actually had a private meeting with Billy Graham after he preached in Windsor chapel. What a disgrace for the leader of Church of England to do that!

  • Tomcat

    There is no way these assholes actually believe in God.
    They just want you to so they can control you better.

    • John Davis

      They believe in the power of $$$$$ !

  • Hank

    “Rosie, you don’t have the keys to hell, but I know the One who does. And I can tell you who will be there….. I, Franklin Graham. WILL be THERE!!!

  • Gustav2

    It is not your call either, Junior.

  • SoCalGal20

    Grifter says what?

  • joe ho

    Religion is a mental disorder.

  • Gee, Frankie, you make religion seem so inviting, I can’t understand why everyone doesn’t believe your bullshit.

  • DaddyRay

    Looking forward to Rosie’s response

  • Cackalaquiano

    “You’re going to hell”
    “No YOU are…”

  • BobSF_94117

    “Rosie, you don’t have the keys to hell, but I know the One who does”

    Uh, doesn’t Satan have the keys to Hell? God’s more like a Travel Agent, damnation-wise, not a Landlord.

    Theology is haaard.

    • Harshan

      No, we do. In heaven, in the world to come, everyone will know everything about everyone else all of the time. Therefore if two people aren’t on speaking terms, they both can’t go. Not because one is thrown out, but because one refuses to go in. If Rosie O’Donnell is in heaven, Franklin Graham will send himself to hell to avoid her.

  • Sam_Handwich
    • Boreal

      I read that the judge was a supporter of her opponent in the election.

    • SoCalGal20

      Go Shelly go!

  • Gigi

    Rosie doesn’t have the keys to hell. No one does because there aren’t doors with locks on imaginary places.

  • Harshan

    The real Jesus said “do not judge” and “love your neighbor.” He told a parable to explain what He meant by “neighbor,” and made a Samaritan, whom Judeans considered heretics, the hero of the parable. When Jesus returns to judge all flesh, he’ll say to Franklin Graham, “Get out of my chair.”

  • ErikDC

    “He took your sins and mine to the Cross, dying in our place, so that we might live”

    If that were only a movie plot, it’d get rejected by the studio for being too nonsensical.

    Just saying.

    • Gigi

      He was the son of god but at the same time was also god himself and the holy ghost. #wut?

      • ErikDC

        A trilogy of prequels would be needed in order for this muddled plot to make sense and I don’t think the original would earn enough money to justify financing it.

    • Boreal

      ‘Omnipotent god’ fucks up creation, has to send his son (himself) to die on a cross and then not stay dead to get rid of sins that he created. God should have been a time lord instead. God is a major fuckup, like trump.

      • Rob NYNY

        Well, in all fairness, Jesus was dead from about 3 PM on Friday (the ninth hour, open to interpretation) and by sunrise on Sunday, the tomb was empty but for some stranger. 3PM (before sundown on Shabbat) to 12PM, all day Saturday, to early Sunday, that’s 9 + 24 + 6, so about 39 hours. The vindictive shithead gave his only begotten son for part of a weekend. Being dead for 39 hours is not a huge sacrifice compared to being in hell forever. Or watching your children die of starvation or treatable diseases that a benevolent god could have prevented (if it weren’t a vindictive shithead).

        • EdA

          “Jesus gave up a three-day holiday weekend for your sins.” Even though he slept through much of it.

  • And that’s your business, why?

  • Tawreos

    If hell never closes and doesn’t get to decide who comes and goes why would anyone need keys?

  • Robert Adams

    “Judge not, that ye be not judged. For with what judgment ye judge, ye shall be judged: and with what measure ye mete, it shall be measured to you again. And why beholdest thou the mote that is in thy brother’s eye, but considerest not the beam that is in thine own eye?”
    —-Matthew 7:1-3

    You’d think folks like Graham woud read it and heed it before they thump it,

  • boobert

    but stealing money from gullible old people gets you in heaven ?

  • DJ John Bear
  • I continue to maintain it is savage, barbaric, and psychotic to posit that eternal unspeakable torture with no hope ever of redemption is an appropriate and just outcome for whatever mistakes one has made in a single mortal lifetime.

    Now this crackpot says O’Donnell is to be consigned to Hell because she mocked a political leader?

    Fuck him.

    • Gustav2

      I bet Rosie is shaking in her flip flops right now!

  • Gigi

    “You can safely assume you’ve created God in your own image when it turns out that God hates all the same people you do.” — Anne Lamott

  • Mike C

    If only there was a book Christians could read about judging others…..

  • Mark Née Fuzz

    If there was a hell the place would be filled with money-grubbing hypocrites like Franklin Graham.

  • Guytano Parks

    …OMFG!!!…

  • sandollar_man

    Franklin Graham is going to hell. There – I fixed it.

  • IDavid

    Wow is he in for a rude awakening.

  • JWC

    jesus christ is no one in the flesh as he is/was a concoction of a collection of mythcal fable spun together to satiisfy an irrelevant dogma You ignorant shit

  • justme

    and every time little Frankie calls on him… he gets

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lrd4rDsoXEw

  • Boreal
  • Acronym Jim

    That’s weird; if I recall the bible correctly, Jesus spent a lot more time condemning hypocritical holier-than-thou religious leaders of the time rather than chastising female comedians for having a potty-mouth.

  • Patrick

    His religion must allow him to JUDGE

  • dcurlee

    Oh Franklin you are going to beat anyone there

  • jimbo65

    I’m just dying for this fool to get caught in a rent boy scandal.

  • JAKvirginia

    She’s going to Hell? Look around, Franklin. We’re all just about halfway there!

  • Gigi

    Grifter Graham won’t get into heaven either…

    ‘Jesus said to him, “If you would be perfect, go, sell what you possess and give to the poor, and you will have treasure in heaven; and come, follow me.”’ (Matthew 19:21)

  • GanymedeRenard

    If there’s a Hell, Mr. Pastor sir, then you, as a false prophet, are most likely to be there. Not to mention your dear leader, who’s the embodiment of the seven deadly sins. Now you can go shove your scriptures up where the sun doesn’t shine.

  • Stubenville

    Oh please – you’re all going to Hell. But Rosie will be in the VIP section.

  • teedofftaxpayer

    Then I guess Franklin Graham will be there with her.

  • clay

    Graham . . . Cracker.

  • Jay George

    Hel, where all the vikings who didn’t die in battle get to go.

  • DisqusD37

    Then he’ll be seeing a lot more of her if that’s the case…

  • thatotherjean

    Rosie O’Donnell may be going to hell, Franklin–although I doubt it–but if she does, I’m sure you’ll be there to greet her. I hope you’ll apologize.

  • ClevelandJim

    Such a hypocrite.

  • FancyThat

    Franklin is still in the early stages of his own narcissistic Presidential pathway, following in the footsteps of his latest idol, the Orange Menace. Silver spoon, check. Swindle cash from millions of people. check. Cultivate hatred and fear to keep the followers loyal. check. Public brouhaha with lesbian celebrity. check.

    And by going to war with Rosie, Little Franky knows he might even get some tasty Orange kudos tweets if he sits up just right…

  • KnownDonorDad
  • Henry Auvil

    I’d tell Franklin Graham to go to hell, but that’s where I live. I’m just slumming here in purgatory.

  • Mrs. Councillor Nugent

    Hell sounds better every time!

  • Licensed Troll

    Awww sweety, your parents forgot to tell you that dieties aren’t real.

  • Natty Enquirer

    What’s the point of repeating Graham’s claptrap here? It’s certainly nothing new.

  • nocadrummer

    “Rosie, you don’t have the keys to hell, but I know the One who does.”

    Could it be the guy YOU’RE working for, Frankie?

  • FelineMama

    I don’t know about anyone else, but when I croak, I won’t give a damn about hell. I’m DEAD. Anyway I feel like I’m living in hell, now.

  • Skeptical_Inquirer

    Who I truly despise is all the lackwits egging him on. They are soooooooooo sure they’d get to Heaven no matter how depraved they acted.

  • anne marie in philly

    you’ll go there first, frank. if there is such a place (which I doubt).

  • Kittius Cattias

    Stupid fairy tale-believing lowlife Graham. Such an embarrassment to the rest of the nation that he is an American.

  • Wynter Marie Starr

    No, you arrogant mother fucker, YOU are going to hell for being a bigot and for disobeying your masters instructions.

  • Joseph Miceli

    Dear Franklin Graham , go to hell .

  • GayOldLady

    Franklin Graham: “I hope one day you will put your faith
    and trust in Jesus Christ and let him heal your heart, clean up your
    mouth, and forgive your sins.”

    Who you talking too Franklin, Donald Trump?

    ” I did try and fuck her. She was married. I moved on her like a bitch. But I couldn’t get there. And she was married. Then all of a sudden I see her, she’s now got the big phony tits and everything. She’s totally changed her look. I Just
    start kissing them. It’s like a magnet. Just kiss. I don’t even wait.
    And when you’re a star, they let you do it. You can do anything. Grab ’em by the pussy. You can do anything.”

  • Jerry Kott

    and he is already there?

  • Lee Grupsmith-Pedersen

    Better she go to Hell (where all the interesting people end up) than suffer an eternity in Heaven in the company of people like Graham.

    • MaryJOGrady

      “Heaven for climate; hell for company.” –Mark Twain

  • Barry William Teske

    Oh look!
    Religious grifters got to grift.
    Which means he is a ripoff.
    Supported by hard working tax payers dollars.
    Oh well.
    So much for ‘in god we trust’s’ bank account.
    This will not end well.

  • EdA

    “Hell is going to be filled with people who rejected God’s offer of salvation and turned their backs on His laws and standards, refusing to repent.”

    Including essentially every single Republiscum in national and state politics.

    Matthew 25:
    41 “Then he will say to those on his left, ‘Depart from me, you who are cursed, into the eternal fire prepared for the devil and his angels. 42 For I was hungry and you gave me nothing to eat, I was thirsty and you gave me nothing to drink, 43 I was a stranger and you did not invite me in, I needed clothes and you did not clothe me, I was sick and in prison and you did not look after me.’

    44 “They also will answer, ‘Lord, when did we see you hungry or thirsty or a stranger or needing clothes or sick or in prison, and did not help you?’

    45 “He will reply, ‘Truly I tell you, whatever you did not do for one of the least of these, you did not do for me.’

    46 “Then they will go away to eternal punishment, but the righteous to eternal life.”

    Jesus, their alleged Lord and Savior, was talking about people who are indifferent to those in need. I can’t imagine that he would be more enthusiastic about degenerates who actively try to make life badder, not better.

    But, also according to Jesus, they will have Franklin Graham and the other scamvangelists to help them g-nash their teeth through eternity. (I imagine that Satan will give them new teeth for them to g-nash through eternity.)

    Matthew 6: “Be careful not to practice your righteousness in front of others to be seen by them. If you do, you will have no reward from your Father in heaven.

    2 “So when you give to the needy, do not announce it with trumpets, as the hypocrites do in the synagogues and on the streets, to be honored by others. Truly I tell you, they have received their reward in full.”

    • “Matthew 25:
      41 “Then he will say to those on his left, ‘Depart from me, you who are cursed, into the eternal fire prepared for the devil and his angels.”

      Some christer cults believe that on judgement day everyone will line up before the throne of god/jesus/ghost and will be questioned, those who don’t believe the myth go to the left and are cast out of heaven to either a) die for ever or b) suffer forever depending on the sub-cult you follow…eternal life (a concept that few seem to grasp) is supposed to be some kind of reward. Oh, and you have to sing – forever or the god/jesus/ghost thingie gets all pissy about not getting the attention it deserves.

      • EdA

        “you have to sing – forever or the god/jesus/ghost thingie gets all pissy about not getting the attention it deserves.”

        Yes. I’m afraid that Jehovah is even higher maintenance than Benedict Trump, with an even bigger ego that needed to be stroked and reassured. “Who’s the best God of all?”

  • Steve Morrison

    RELIGION IS POISON.
    no need to say anymore.

  • Gianni

    He’s mouthing off a lot in the news lately. Why? What’s he shooting for? Perhaps a position in Donnie’s WH?

  • wds

    John Osteen (NOT Joel) said that people, when they get to heaven, are going to be surprised by who IS there but more surprised by who IS NOT.

  • DesertSun59

    He’s so amusing. He does all of it for money, too.

  • Mike

    Babyjebus is very forgiving, except for the stuff about burning forever in hell if you miss mass on Sunday and then die on the way to confession.

    Here’s wishing for everyone to grow up and walk out on religion. Here outside the prison there is no heaven or hell, no demons, no magic, and much more happiness.

  • ericxdc

    oy.

  • Rocco

    So Franklin will be there himself to welcome her? I look forward to using him as the mouth on duty at the gloryhole in hell. That would be the best use of his foul mouth. I think Rosie stands a far better chance of going to heaven than this presumptuous charlatan. Has he ever actually done anything to help his fellow man?!? She certainly has. This smug Pharisee never fails to disappoint. He continues to offer a clear example of what NOT to do if you want be a Christian. Appalling.

  • Barry William Teske

    Oh look!
    The difference between Franklin Graham and religious terrorism.
    I can’t see the difference.
    Can you see the difference?

  • andrew

    It’s almost 2018 and I’m actually reading about people arguing about who is going to Hell, a place where souls, that are spirits, burn in real fire, tortured but never consumed, for ETERNITY. LOL.

  • misterjack

    What, no money beg? You’re slipping, Frankie.

  • Amanda B. Rekendwith

    …if we would turn from our sins and put our faith in Him.
    Sounds like a 2 part deal, Franklin.
    It’s pretty obvious you haven’t lived up to the first part, so not sure you’re the best spokesperson for your all-mighty.

  • Cucker “Dick” Tarlson

    Franklin, you know who has the keys to hell, seriously? Can I rent your room for the second week of February next year? I want to go someplace warm, and I promise I won’t mess with your stuff.

  • Ogre Magi

    rednecks are the lowest form of human life

  • JCF

    “And I can tell you who will be there.”

    Literal blasphemy. Do y’all get why I say that Christianists have ZERO to do w/ following Jesus of Nazareth?

  • SilasMarner

    One could apply all that bullshit to Franklin. He and his ilk are such sorry shits.