The Mooch Rips “Messianic Loser” Steve Bannon

The New York Post reports:

Potty-mouthed flameout White House communications director Anthony Scaramucci spoke to NYC Jews about his inspiring pilgrimage to Israel — but still couldn’t resist laying into his nemesis Steve Bannon as a “messianic loser.”

For unfathomable reasons, the Mooch was invited to Rabbi Shmuley Boteach’s Hanukkah party to speak about his trip to Israel, just weeks after a tone-deaf Holocaust poll appeared in the Scaramucci Post.

But the man who lasted a mere 10 days in the West Wing before being fired over an obscenity-filled interview, once again went wildly off-script during his Sunday night sermon at the rabbi’s Upper West Side townhouse.

Of Bannon, he told the crowd, “He’s a loser. He’ll be a stalwart defender of Israel until he’s not. That’s how this guy operates. I’ve seen this guy operate. He was a stalwart defender of me until it became better for him not to be.”

  • Tawreos

    Is he describing Bannon or the Trump administration?

    • greenmanTN


    • kareemachan

      AOT, K

  • Reality.Bites

    Bannon and Mooch? Shouldn’t the tag be outfighting is funny?

  • Fifth-and-a-Half Element
  • Ragnar Lothbrok

    Kinda funny when a loser thinks a rat is worse then he is.

  • Gustav2

    Weren’t his 15 minutes up months ago?

    • Duh-David

      Was it Warhol who said, “”In the future, everyone will be world-famous for 15 cents?”

  • Ranger One

    Bitter bitch.

  • Reality.Bites

    I don’t know how anyone whose parents named them Shmuley can still believe there’s a god.

    • Duh-David

      Jewish tradition says you are named for the most recently deceased relative whom you wish to honor. So you end up with a lot of old-timer names that should have become extinct. I went to school with a Nathalthia, the female form of Nathan; everyone called her Nasty, and every day, she probably wondered why Nana Ruth couldn’t have just died the month, she was born.

      • Reality.Bites

        I am Jewish, and also a David, as are both my male first cousins.

        However it’s also quite common when the name in question is not what the parents would choose, to pick one starting with the same letter. Also when the relative is a different sex.

        So no, no excuse for naming your kid Shmuley. When’s the last time you met a Moishe or Schlomo? It’s not that they all died with no relatives who liked them.

  • jruffdc

    Could someone please muzzle this greasy scumbag?

    • netxtown

      I kinda like the bold way he douses the donnie dumpster fire with a few splashes of gas now and then….

      • jruffdc


    • lattebud

      That happens every 3rd Thursday by Mistress Zorro in a Brooklyn loft after he undresses, puts on his wife’s panties, leaves $1000 on the nightstand, and gets on his knees looking at the floor.

      • jruffdc


  • greenmanTN

    WTF? I just got about 5 of those “Congratulations! You just won…” pop-ups.

    • netxtown

      annoying as all hell, ain’t they!?!

      makes me want to grab some snot-nosed brat by the short hairs and straighten his ass out.

    • olandp

      I didn’t get a pop-up, but Firefox crashed as soon as I opened JMG this morning.

      • ColdCountry

        I use Firefox, and I had trouble yesterday. Screen takes over warning me of certain, lasting doom if I didn’t call “this number.”

        • olandp

          I got one of those once. Just re-booted and it was gone.

          • ColdCountry

            Yup. I was quite sure it was fake, but not sure the best thing to do, so I called my computer guys and they said to just reboot. Worked fine.

    • ColdCountry

      Better than what I got yesterday. Something like, “You’ve been possessed! If you don’t call this number before you close this page, we will be forced to lock out your computer!” They said they were MicroSoft, but the url said otherwise.

      • greenmanTN

        Possessed? Did your head spin around and you started projectile vomiting pea soup?

        • ColdCountry

          No, but the computer was starting to twitch.

          • Nowhereman

            I’m just getting the ho-hum Google Girls, but come to think of it, my Chromebook’s “T” key was working intermittently, which is a real drag when you try to type a word like “intermittently”. I finally figured out that it must be from all the cookie crumbs I spew when a post catches me by surprise. I took my Makita 18 volt blower to it and now it’s working pretty well.

          • ColdCountry

            Wine has ruined a couple of keyboards on me.

    • jmax

      AdBlock Plus. I use it and never have problems with pop-ups.

    • Nowhereman

      Joe is working on it. He put out a notice yesterday. I’m only getting the Google 97$/Land Rover crap.

  • SkokieGuy [ChicagoAdjacentGuy]

    Was it Seth Meyers who dubbed him “The Human Pinkie Ring”?

    • lattebud

      You can pawn a pinkie ring for gas money or something useful

  • Chicken_Flucker
  • whollyfool

    “Messianic Loser” is my new user name.

  • KnownDonorDad
  • Jean-Marc in Canada
  • justmeeeee

    At least the Mooch is fuckable.

  • Dayglo

    Doesn’t he manage a vape shop in Seaside Heights now? Or is he the guy who stands at the entrance to Costco to check your card?

  • BeaverTales

    For unfathomable reasons, the Mooch was invited to Rabbi Shmuley Boteach’s Hanukkah party to speak about his trip to Israel

    It’s all just palace intrigue. The rabbi is obviously a Trump supporter but can’t stomach Bannon’s anti-Semitism, of course. The Mooch is Bannon without the Nazi connections. At least the rabbi has Ivanka and Jared whispering in the King’s ear.

    Dump’s administration is just a retelling of “The Madness of King George” ‘s court.

  • Gerry Fisher

    One of the consequences of the last election is that it feels as if we get subjected to middle-school bullying–including bullies trying to out bully other bullies–on a daily basis. In addition to being evil and dangerous, it’s so…well…tedious.

  • JWC

    every once in awhile the bad penny reapperas