Kellyanne Conway: Trump Hasn’t Commented On Roy Moore Allegations Because The Story Is Old News

“Al Franken was a new news story yesterday and the president weighs in as he does on the news of the day. The Roy Moore story is eight days old. The president put out a statement on his Asia trip and the press secretary says the people of Alabama will sort out what to do with Roy Moore.” – Propaganda Minister Kellyanne Conway, explaining to Fox News why Trump attacked Al Franken but remains silent on the multiple accusations against Roy Moore.

  • fastlanestranger

    KILL IT WITH FIRE

    • djcoastermark

      Salt works too y’know.

      • Dave F.

        Molten salt – take no chances.

      • Silver Badger

        One burns and then one salts. It is always good to be sure.

      • Todd20036

        So you want to assalt a woman?

        • djcoastermark

          Yikes.

        • Gerry Fisher

          [groan]

      • fastlanestranger

        Let’s hit it with the salt/fire combo just to be sure.

        • /

          Like seasoning and broiling an old, tough as nails, completely inedible stewing hen.

          • fastlanestranger

            And cackling, at that!

    • Rocco

      Lol

    • DoctorDJ

      Green wood stake through the heart (if she had one).

    • William

      No, the stench will overwhelming.

  • Tawreos

    Did anyone really expect Trump to condemn someone in his own party that has done what he has done himself

  • Ragnar Lothbrok

    Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

    Shut up.

  • Todd20036

    Even her fans won’t believe that one.

    • mr wonderful

      Sadly, they will.

    • AdamTh

      No – But they will go along with it….

  • Gustav2

    but…but….but Uranium One!

    • Steverino

      Butter uranium!

      • Todd20036

        I cannot believe it’s not glowing…

      • Skeptical_Inquirer

        Something Putin might feed Dump.

      • clay

        makes Yellow Cake?

  • Friday’s_cat

    Shorter Trump (no, not in that department tho the hands are an indicator) Al Franken is guilty as hell but it’s up to the toothless goobers to decide if Moore is a pedo worth electing.

  • bkmn

    More like Roy is just doing what Trump would like to do

  • Slippy_World
    • HoneyBoySmith

      I love that movie!

      • /

        What movie is this?
        I suddenly have a craving to watch it. 😈

        • HoneyBoySmith

          Rules of Attraction.

          Here’s one of the best scenes:

          https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kur5Inh7Keg

          • /

            How have I not seen this before?
            It looks awesome, not to mention rife with eye candy!
            I’ll be watching it tonight, I suspect! Thanks, HoneyBoySmith!

          • HoneyBoySmith

            It’s a really fun movie. Reminds me of my college days.

            And, as for eye candy, I’m not going to say you get to see a (very brief) glimpse of former Abercrombie model Kip Pardue’s dick…but, you do get to see his dick. Don’t blink, though, or you’ll miss it. It’s on screen for something like half a second. https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/7711d5f07e3292c686003ecee1e7fd3151b292a0848eb820291da6e259e2ad58.jpg

          • /

            Oh my!
            =downloading movie now=

          • HoneyBoySmith

            One last thing (in case you haven’t watched the movie yet)…

            Here’s a scene featuring Kip Pardue. Some of the dialogue is disappointingly homophobic, but you can see his dick @ 3:24

            https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=30yNlAHXVzQ

          • /

            I have not yet, but plan on it tomorrow, I think!
            Sick husband and sick cat insisted I spend time with them last night.

            Of course, the result is, today, that I’m now sick. Bastards!

          • /

            That was a fun scene to watch :-).

    • jerry
    • Todd20036

      He’s pretty cute if he puts down the cancer stick

  • Chucktech

    Honey, you’re old news too, aren’t you?

  • kareemachan

    She’s a twunt. Period.

  • Ninja0980

    What a *($

  • Lakeview Bob

    Speaking of old news, she should look in a mirror.

  • Skeptical_Inquirer

    I hope her children disown her or at least avoid her during the holidays once they move away.

  • Michael R
    • nocadrummer

      I LOVED Rod Taylor in “The Time Machine.” Oh, and in “The Birds”, and….

      Where are our heroes like that now?

  • Lizard

    Coming from the woman who’s been shoving Uranium One in our faces to distract from the Russia investigation.

    Do us all a favor, hon, and shut the fuck up.

  • Treant

    LOL, wut? The presser from the god botherers was just yesterday. Let’s face it, Dumpster is openly fearful of endorsing a candidate. His endorsements tend to be the kiss of death and he knows that.

    He’s avoiding it like the way my husband avoids spiders.

    • clay

      The accusations are from more than a generation ago.
      Turmp’s endorsement of Moore, however, not so old.

  • IAMBOWLINGQUEEN

    The Bowling Green Massacre was old news, and that didn’t stop Conway bringing up those painful memories of the people that were never harmed.

    • PickyPecker
      • Friday’s_cat

        Is Kellyanne crass enough to be wearing her shoes sitting like that?

        • Bluto

          I assume that’s rhetorical.

        • kareemachan

          Yup.

      • IAMBOWLINGQUEEN

        Yes, at least she will never suffer from foot spurs. A small compensation.

    • Ernest Endevor

      Great. Now I’m not triggered by things that never happened! How can I forget what I don’t remember???!!

    • Ann Kah

      The Mandela effect; we will ALL remember the Bowling Green massacre.

  • LeeCMH

    Of course, tRump depends on selective amnesia by his hateful Christian racist followers.

  • shellback
  • Guess

    KC and the Moonshine Band said what?

  • Smokey

    Would love to have a reporter ask, “since you are a Catholic (and faith is all important to this administration /s) how do you square your faith with who tRump is? I know it’s BS but would be humorous (and sad) to hear another alternative facts answer.

  • HoneyBoySmith

    Old news, huh?

    So, why can’t he stop talking about Hillary Clinton?

    How do explain to your children that you lie for a living, Kellyanne?

    • Frostbite

      > How do explain to your children that you lie for a living, Kellyanne?

      Easy, she tells them she loves them.

    • kareemachan

      I think the fact she has kids calls for an intervention. Honest.

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    • Johnny Wyeknot

      By telling them the lies paid for an eight million dollar home in a posh DC neighborhood. Great role model.

    • JCF
  • Heaventree
    • Miji

      She traveled back in time to warn herself.

  • Boreal
  • Texndoc

    “Old story”. One administration just steals from another. Doesn’t matter. Trump’s going to start using “Well, I just learned about it when you did from seeing it on TV” if he hasn’t already. Political hacks know no party distinction.

  • alc2018
    • Johnny Wyeknot

      Best outfit ever. Wonder who she stole the idea from!

    • Cattleya1

      An Aeroflot stewardess?

  • narutomania

    Ha ha ha ha … old news?! That so reminds me of the old Marx Brothers sketch from “Duck Soup”.

    Groucho: And now members of the cabinet, we’ll take up old business.

    Cabinet Member: I wish to discuss the tariff.

    Groucho: Sit down, that’s new business. [pause] No old business? Very well, we’ll take up new business.

    Cabinet Member: Now about the tariff.

    Groucho: Too late, that’s old business already.

  • pj

    thanks for explaining it to me. what would i do without you. thanks for being in my life every day. if i wernt gay i would want you to have my children.

  • boatboy_srq

    So now they’re admitting his short term memory loss.

    Early onset dementia, or Alzheimer’s?

    • Ann Kah

      “They admitted” something that we all knew.

  • RaygunsGoZap

    Funny, when I see Kellyanne’s neck my hands immediately prepare for choking but when I see Margaret Court’s I just feel sad for all that Bajor lost during the Occupation

  • Friday

    Lame.

  • Lindoro Almaviva

    it is weird that I find myself hating this woman while her boss is a non entity to me? I mean, her name alone sends me into a rage

    • Ann Kah

      Her face is disturbing. Her voice is as sharp as a lethal weapon, but twice as fast.

  • Keith D Plane

    ok time for my daily “Conjob Go Fuck YOURSELF!!”

  • Johnny Wyeknot

    Pretty inventive answer given Trump has no idea what to say in this case.

  • Jean-Marc in Canada

    Well, this is all I can muster for this vapid cow…

    https://m.popkey.co/dc955a/j9gbm_s-200×150.gif

  • Snarky

    And yet he can’t stop talking about the 2016 election. Which was more than a year ago.

    • Ann Kah

      He can’t stop bashing Obama, apparently not knowing that he isn’t still in the White House.

      • Gianni

        Excellent points from both you and Snarky. Pity none of the questioners thought to pin her against the wall with those questions. She knows full well that commenting on Roy Moore’s sexual escapades hits too close to home for Donnie. All his accusers (13?) are liars just like Moore’s.

  • DisqusD37

    Is she melting?

  • NowAnAgnostic

    Old news sez old hag.

  • infmom

    But her emails.

  • ted-

    I wonder if he’s still pussy grabbin…

  • SDG

    Like her face?

  • Gianni

    Kellyanne’s face is getting really distorted. What’s going on? Too much job tension? Perhaps having to repeatedly put lipstick on that pig boss of yours is taking its toll.

  • Sean

    Pedophile protecting whore