“First, You Hire 15,000 New ICE Agents…”

The Hill reports:

Sean Spicer is ditching the Easter Bunny outfit, instead opting for a suit at this year’s White House Easter Egg Roll. The White House press secretary sported a dark suit and red tie as he read “How to Catch the Easter Bunny” to children and posed with a pink-nosed, life-sized Easter egg dye company’s bunny mascot on the White House’s South Lawn on Monday morning.

  • Lazycrockett

    The Sessions pic is better.

  • Paula

    These jokes just write themselves.
    Irony is not his friend.

    • BobSF_94117

      I can’t believe they didn’t think about the logical implications.

      Who tries to catch bunny-rabbits anyway? They’re just messing with us on purpose.

      • Gustav2

        This was organized at the last minute, so this may have been the book on the top of the stack to read to the little monsters when it was his turn.

        • Rex

          I’m sure it was a recommended read by Fox news.

      • Richard, another Canuck

        Bunnies carry no ID, have no papers, are thus illegals, so they are fair game for ICE

    • Gustav2

      I thought ‘communications professionals’ thought ahead about these things. lol

      • Claude Jacques Bonhomme

        You said it: “communications professionals” would.

  • Rex

    Not to be confused with “How to Catch the Moose Lambs.”

  • Tom Mears

    …then you wait outside the bunny’s school with 8 big men and a paddy wagon.

  • bkmn

    Better him than Kellyanne Conjob – this wasn’t Halloween after all.

  • Ginger Snap

    How do you catch something that isn’t real?

    • Ernest Endevor

      How do you hold a moonbeam in your hand?

      • Lazycrockett

        Let’s kick her out of the Convent!

    • JCF

      Same way you catch an “anchor baby”, or ISIS coming across the Mexican border. {rolleyes}

  • bkmn
    • Todd20036

      Does the triangle under the number say this victim was gay?

      • Friday

        Actually there were several colors of triangles, red ones were for politicials/suspected Socialists, etc, for instance.

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  • Boreal
    • Natty Enquirer

      McCarthy kinda phoned this one in.

      • Lumpy Gaga

        Well, she was flying solo, and I think it affected her performance.

        Great bunny-head toss, I thought. And excellent use of veggie-tales. And the dialog was good.

        But, more than the usual quota of elitist references. (How many people know from Sean’s life as a bunny?) I’d vote it “slightly off”, but this may be the last time for this sketch.

        Last week’s Louis CK was a riot from beginning to end. A rare SNL beast.

      • Claude Jacques Bonhomme

        Agreed. Not to the heights she reached with the first 2.

        • -M-

          Not quite the same same as previous heights, but still the best part of the show.

          *Although, ‘You drug a man off a plane’ was a really good punch line for a bit that didn’t seem to be going anywhere until then.

  • Rex

    I wonder if the book recommends eating chocolate cake and dropping bombs.

    • Uncle Mark

      “I’m just here to eat cake and drop bombs…and I’m all outta cake.”

  • Lazycrockett

    https://twitter.com/SteveKopack/status/853990482321575936

    The whole family is nothing but white trash.

    • Lumpy Gaga

      That’d be a few steps up.

  • FAEN

    Repulsive human being. And I use that term loosely.

  • Rex

    And I’m sure to outdo the Obama’s, Trump filled those eggs with diamond bracelets and gold medallions.

    • Todd20036

      The diamonds would be zirconia, the medallions would be painted gold.

    • Lumpy Gaga

      An IOU for a yolk.

  • Acronym Jim

    One Million Moms will will be decrying his failure to mention Christ, while promoting a pagan idea in 4,999,999,999, 4,999,999,998, 4,999,999,997….

  • Rex

    Waiting for Trump to tweet the greatest egg roll ever, 21 million in attendance, with only children of white, republican opposite sex parent families!

  • Natty Enquirer

    That’s not a red tie. It’s pink with white polka dots.

    • Claude Jacques Bonhomme

      Fake News.

  • Boreal
  • Lumpy Gaga

    Um, the day AFTER Easter?

    The Party of Jesus couldn’t take time out of their busy weekend schedules?

    • Todd20036

      We was improving his golf game in WPB.
      Trump doesn’t President on the weekends.

    • Gustav2

      It is always the day after Easter. A long, long time ago in a galaxy far, far, away, Easter Monday was a holiday from school, government, and a lot of businesses.

      Besides, all the Christianists have to pretend they are in church on Sunday

      • Lumpy Gaga

        Last week’s eggs for the Chillren.

        A WH tradition they heartily embrace.

  • That_Looks_Delicious

    After Sessions, Spicer and Melania, the kids are all like, “On second thought, that rabbit doesn’t seem so bad now.”

    http://images.viralnova.com/000/142/097/desktop-1426605244.jpg
    http://images.viralnova.com/000/142/107/desktop-1426605638.jpg

    • djcoastermark

      2 thumbs up, my kind of bunny!

  • David

    Where is her Easter-Eggmobile??

  • Rex

    Was the book written by Chris Hansen?

  • VodkaAndPolitics

    It’s nice to see that they do SOMETHING human.

  • BJORN RAGNVALDR

    I stopped by the vape store last week and parked across the street at a liquor store. Parking is marked for liquor store only but I know the owner so I park there. I make it a point to walk through and let them know my car is in their lot as I did this time. I had to wait a few minutes as the only one on register was helping a bar owner. Meanwhile the very nice, sweet woman who has worked there for years, all day every day, just about, was being harshly questioned by immigration in front of all her customers. Humiliating her. Being told he could arrest her right away, and “you mean to tell me you’ve lived here 5 years and don’t have a state ID?”

    I had never seen this in person before and I was physically ill, a very large man four times her size intimidating her and making himself physically imposing, more than he already was. The fear in her eyes when she looked at me was heart wrenching.

    I am disappointed to exhaustion with my country right now.

    • Ernest Endevor

      How appalling. As an immigrant, till I got my citizenship I never saw anything like that – except once in TO. How shaming to see what ICE is becoming.

      • BJORN RAGNVALDR

        These signs are popping up throughout my neighborhood. I’m getting one.
        https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/cca15cb381e72f261ca1423be16792989f46ebbd681bef863ffb8ae3d4a2a394.jpg

        • Ernest Endevor

          That’s great.

        • Xiao Ai: The Social Gadfly

          They’ve been here in Tucson awhile.

          Just an observation; People are good with showing everyone how “progressive” and “liberal” they are on their lawn but, you don’t see many standing beside immigrants when the shit starts hitting the fan.

          • BJORN RAGNVALDR

            Yes, unfortunately our society has adopted a thoughts and prayers approach to issues, the absolute least one can do without getting “involved”.

            “When “doing” becomes divorced from “being”, pious thoughts become a poor substitute for washing dirty feet.”

            ― Brennan Manning

        • Snarky

          Family in North Carolina told me those signs are popping up there too. Great to see.

        • djcoastermark

          Where can one get one of these? I would like one too.

  • geoffalnutt

    According to Republicans: the best way to catch the Easter Bunny – shoot it…dead.

  • wow, could we use fewer of those in this country. this is horrible.

  • ceeenbee

    He can read?

  • Ragnar Lothbrok
  • romanhans

    Second, you promise Vladimir Putin that you”ll give him fifty percent of all subsequent eggs.

  • MonochromeMouse

    As soon as the kid next to Spicer went back to his parents he cried and said “That wasn’t the real Melissa McCarthy”.

  • coram nobis

    “Oo, and look at this Johnny! It show’s how the farmer’s wife made a stew out of Mr. Rabbit and served him with carrots and baby potatoes, and all the children had a nice Easter supper.”

  • Ben in Oakland

    15,000 ICE agents. LEt’s assume $60,000 each. That’s nearly 1 billion dollars.

    Deficit reduction is so last millennium.

    • Richard, another Canuck

      It’s a make work program for white supremacists.

  • saucetin

    What kind of badge is that kid wearing?

  • Robin Bailey