Bad Lip Reading The Inauguration [VIDEO]

The jokers behind YouTube’s popular Bad Lip Leading channel just released their take on the inauguration. Watch below as Trump, Obama, Bush, and members of the Supreme Court utter inanities. I won’t give any of the best lines, but the opening bit with Melania made me laugh the hardest.

  • Boreal

    Can’t watch this shitgibbon in any context.

    • Blake Jordan

      Unless it is him getting his ass kicked…

    • Rex

      Same here. Nothing that comes out of his mouth is funny, it’s terrifying.

    • Todd20036

      I tried watching, but frankly, no matter how stupid Trump is, people will hang on his every word.

      They’re already saying how wonderful the wall is and how it will solve everyone’s problems.

      And we all know it will be a disaster, but it’s not like the Trumpanzees will give a fuck about that, because all they really care about is white privilege.

  • geoffalnutt

    Nope. Can’t watch. It’s so revolting and sad.

  • Kim K’s Kute Koochy✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

    Tramp didn’t seem 1 bit happy in that inauguration. Pootie must’ve forgotten their daily sexcam that morning.

    • bambinoitaliano

      He is like a moth flopping towards the flame. The attention getting of the position is too much for him to resist. But it will ultimately incinerate him.

      • RoFaWh

        One can only hope.

  • Henry Auvil

    genius.

  • Ernest Endevor

    It’s too fucking sad.

  • Giant Monster Gamera

    I can’t watch this. Every day is a horror show.

  • Boreal

    BTW: no sympathy for Melania the collaborator from me.

    http://theslot.jezebel.com/melania-trump-doesnt-deserve-your-sympathy-1791525306

    • bzrd

      but, but, but dear one,
      gold digging night and day is such hard work

  • Rebecca Gardner
    • Sam_Handwich

      you beat me to it!

    • Boreal

      This is so they can jail the opposition.

      • Todd20036

        This is the preliminary camps.

      • Orly

        Well, not at first. It’ll start with “terrorists”.

        Eventually, other “undesirables”, including American citizens will probably be included, but not immediately. Don’t want to grab too much, too fast.

    • zhera

      Well, fuck.

    • The_Wretched

      I can only hope this shit gets to the public conscience. As it is, there’s so much ugly that it can’t be sorted out. Just like during the campaign.

      The other half of having black sites is disappearing people…how unAmerican.

  • HZ81

    Too soon!!!

    I can’t watch the Obamas without sadness and regret. I just want to scream “Come back!”

  • Rebecca Gardner

    OMG MAKE IT FUCKING STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Is he trying to dismantle our entire Republic in one week?

    https://twitter.com/ajplus/status/824072395069632513

    • djcoastermark

      Yes, and well on the way. What can be done to stop this madness? What is it going to take the rest of this country to make them wake up?

      • Todd20036

        Trumpanzees like this. Or will say they like this. Even if it means seeing their wife or daughter die screaming from a pregnancy that is killing them

    • Todd20036

      Some abortions are medically necessary to save the woman’s life.
      And I’d bet money that this bill will not make any allowances.

      • Acronym Jim

        Does this include treatment for tubal pregnancies, as well? If so, there are a lot of pro-life women who are striving to start or expand their families who will be getting a very unpleasant surprise in addition to their diagnosis.

    • I still prefer a President Trump to a President Pence — who in the past was a Ryan puppet and an intellectual lightweight. Ryan scares me, do not underestimate his fanaticism and jesuit-trained intellect. Ryan is pure Ayn Rand anti-social net fanaticism libertarianism — that is his missionary zeal. Better you be dead than a taxpayer burden. I am not exaggerating in the least.

      • Todd20036

        That’s debatable. Who would build concentration camps? Pence might, but Trump would sign any law that allows them so he can get back to his parties.

      • coram nobis

        An interesting choice.

        Of all tyrannies, a tyranny exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It may be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron’s cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience. They may be more likely to go to Heaven yet at the same time likelier to make a Hell of earth.
        —C. S. Lewis, God in the Dock

  • Martin

    OT: Trump Could Be Deposed Without Impeachment Under 25th Amendment For Classic Psychopathy.

    http://www.salon.com/2017/01/25/dont-look-now-its-president-pence-donald-trump-can-be-deposed-even-without-impeachment/

    • It will be easy to vote impeachment of Trump by the House — it takes a simple majority or 218 Representatives.. Impeachment is sending a federal official to a trial in the Senate, removing he or she from office takes 2/3 or Senators and is another matter. Trump will be impeached immediately if enough Republicans feel that Trump is a train wreck for their party. I think it will only take about 40 Republicans to vote impeachment — the vast majority of Democrat House members (193) will join them. My guess is that if Trump is impeached, it will happen on the Republican right — most of Ryan’s mainstream Republicans will not jump on board. The Republican right will probably grow sick of Trump quickly and prefer someone like Cruz or even Pence in his place, but I am not sure yet — Trump may be more far right than anyone at this rate.

  • Sam_Handwich
    • Lumpy Gaga

      THE TIFFANY’S BOX HAS A BOMB IN IT!!!!

      • Knowing how small The Donald’s willie is I would not be surprised if it has a black dildo inside with a note that says “You still get the real thing!”

  • Best analysis yet on what Republican plans are looking like for replacing the Affordable Care Act. They are still all over the place but have some commonalities. See the Healthcare Triage Video. https://youtu.be/QnA9oA8Y1Y8

  • JT

    Whatever the image presented of this contemptible, walking disgrace of our nation, I will always see this:
    https://media.giphy.com/media/VL4l70jdsdxgA/giphy.gif

  • Lumpy Gaga

    So my cab driver tells me the unpopular shitgibbon is gonna be in Philly tomorrow. Anydbody know why? They’re already turning Market Street into a free speech zone.

    • melllt

      The Republicans are having a retreat in Philly.

      • Lumpy Gaga

        “Don’t retreat! Re-load!”

    • OdieDenCO

      a hell mouth just opened. donny is going to visit daddy.

      http://www.fox29.com/news/231584426-story

    • boobert

      He won’t get his needed adoration in Philly !

  • Lumpy Gaga

    My favorite part was First Dance with Mike Pence.

    • Colonel Panic.

      I liked Pence’s swearing in (or whatever it’s called) – “I make grease pellets with my sweat”

      • Lumpy Gaga

        I had momentarily forgotten that Clarence Thomas was still alive. So that bit of the video was a shocker.

        • Colonel Panic.

          I suspect you’re not alone there

        • The_Wretched

          He made pence and sessions (behind pence) look uneasy.

  • beariac

    That’s twice in one day I’ve PMSL – much needed! The other one was Triumph the Attack Dog, with many thanks to the commenter who posted this in yesterday’s last thread (ICYMI).
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OM7B56xok9M

    • Orly

      LOL: “Mike Pence is so uptight he has to take a roofie to masturbate.”

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  • Menergy

    I’d forgotten how clever and hilarious the creators of these lip-synch videos are! LOLOLOL

  • boobert
  • karmanot
  • Cucker “Dick” Tarlson

    Countdown to shitgibbon meltdown in 3…2…1…