Email Of The Day – Eugene Delgaudio

“Dear Joe, It’s hard to write you this. My office is in trouble. And I need your help. I have been working overtime fighting against the radical Homosexual Lobby. Today, I’m worried. Despite the rising tide of homosexual ‘marriage,’ and the Obama Administration’s war on Christianity, the radical Homosexual Lobby is drooling for more. I see well-known agents of the radical Homosexual Lobby everywhere. They are huddled in dark corners scheming and plotting. It is our duty as decent God-believing adults to fight against the tyranny and immorality of the radical Homosexual Lobby. These people admit that they want to molest our children. They admit that they want special rights that no American has. They admit that they want to infiltrate and weaken our military’s moral fiber. They admit that they want complete control over the national law enforcement apparatus. They admit that they’re deviants. But now, my friend, I need to count on you. I absolutely must raise $73,175.61 in the next 25 days to pay past bills and keep programs going. I need to be able to count on you for a special gift. Can I count on you? If I am not able to raise the money, I don’t know what I will do. I don’t know how I can keep fighting.” – Eugene Delguadio, in a 3000-word money beg.

  • Todd20036

    Aww, I missed Eugene. Glad he’s doing ok. There’s just so much bigoted stupidity in that email, it’s just not worth commenting on anymore.

  • Menergy

    Hilarious!!!! Bullwer-Lytton Fiction Contest runner-up.

    • JW Swift

      It was a dark and stormy night…

  • bkmn

    Eugene, the gift that keeps on grifting.

  • BaddogLtd

    You don’t know what you’ll do if you can’t raise the money Delguadio? Here’s an idea

  • Snarkaholic

    Don’t worry, Eu-queen…if you need more money, I hear that the big warehouse down by the docks is currently hiring…and the only prerequisite is that you need to be able to handle heavy loads.

  • Mike in NC

    Somebody tell Gene Gene the Grifting Machine that his sell-by date has long since passed!

    • RFW

      There must still be a fair number of people out there who contribute to DelGaudio in spite of the corny, melodramatic prose he sends out. “Huddled in dark corners scheming and plotting” for example; my gawd, Eugene, you sound like you’re writing a sequel to The Perils of Pauline.

      Does Delgaudio realize that he’s become a parody of himself? Or even care?

      • Soren456

        It works. That is all that matters.

  • Queequeg

    It is always hard for him to write. Making up outrageous lies is not easy, and, actually he’s not very good at it. We need him to file a brief with the Supreme Court. We might even get Scalia to decide in our favor.

    • Reality.Bites

      He’s already filed one. Joe linked to it over the weekend. It was the hardest link Joe ever had to post.

      • Queequeg

        I’m sure it was, because Joe probably couldn’t stop laughing while posting it. I’ll have to look it up in archives. Somehow I missed it.

  • BearEyes

    Lies, lies, more lies, and damned lies.

    • John P.

      Joe forgot the label: Lying Liars

  • Jim

    I see gay people!

    • lymis

      And, in line with the reference, gay people nobody else can see.

      • clay

        Euge’s gone beyond delusional to full hallucination. You never go full hallucination.

        • B Snow

          Nice reference. 🙂

  • Treg Brown

    Perhaps Eugene can get in on +$800k bounty reaped by the pizza place? I’m sure they’d be willing to share since it’s all to fight the gheys.

    Go Fund Yourself Eugene.

    • CanuckDon

      Storytellers unite!

    • Polterguest

      You spelled Fuck wrong 😉

    • Jamie_Johnson

      Eugene tried to grift off Memories Pizza, but couldn’t bring himself to admit that they achieved more ill-gotten gains in a couple of days than he’s stolen from Loudoun County in decades.

      • Helen Damnation

        I’m not sure, but I’ve read somewhere he gets over a million a year, am I correct?

        • Jamie_Johnson

          And yet he never manages to pay “Larry the printer’s” past-due bill!

          • clay

            Which raises a question for me– do we know which GOP operative gave the porn-star the Audi and then filed the complaint that dropped said actor in jail?

          • Jamie_Johnson

            I read somewhere that it was the Magicjack guy… ba-da-boom! Thank you, thank you! I’ll be here all week!

        • Soren456

          Over a million was true a few years ago.

          Today, I would doubt it. But hundreds of thousands wouldn’t surprise me.

          He has brutal mimeographing costs.

  • Sam_Handwich

    I absolutely must raise $73,175.61

    this shit is just funny

    • DumbHairyApe

      If he only raises $73,175.60 he will have to close his doors.

      • Polterguest

        Makes me want to hang a penny on the end of a stick and tease him with it.

        • Goodboy


    • Rebecca Gardner

      LOL! He can’t write $75,000. He does it to the penny. What a tool. I can’t stop laughing

      • Gene

        now Rebecca…he keeps detailed records of the gas for his vega when he drives it to those warehouses he is always talking about, so we have to cut him some slack (snort)

        I DO gotta wonder…WHO sends this man money? seriously. WHO?

        • Polterguest

          I wish he’d share the addresses of those warehouses…

          • David Walker

            Yeah. That might cause me to drool a little.

      • delk

        Fiscal Responsibility!

    • oikos

      Numbers are hard for the base, so adding extra decimals grants more legitimacy to the request.

      • Jamie Brewer

        It reminds me of those scammers posing as IRS aganets who always have an oddball amount for you to pay your “taxes due” on an “official government green dot money card”.

    • I wonder if he has full market saturation for fake anti-gay hate group donation scams or if there is still money to be had? If the anti-gay groups were smart they would buy his mailing list for a lump sum instead of letting him siphon money away from them. Then again NOM certainly doesn’t have the extra cash on hand to make that buy, it would certainly be a 7 figure number.

      • Jamie Brewer

        The picking must be getting slim.. Sarah Palin’s last money beg was for only $10,000. Don’t think she made it as she cancelled her big speech at the NRA in Nashville.

    • josephebacon

      Yes he has to buy a bunch of those $17,000 Apple Watches for his mistresses….

      • Gene

        hetero sex holds little interest for me…but the image of a woman subjecting herself to being intimate with THAT creepy old man…..(shuddderrrr). no watch is worth that!

        • Rebecca Gardner

          Please pass the brain bleach.

          • Gene

            oh yes…oh indeed…..ick.

            I know no one “chooses” our orientation, and that some people are bi (myself in that category) but a video of him naked would have to be classed as a lesbian recruitment device.

          • Reality.Bites

            Nah, a convent recruitment device. After seeing it, no one would want sex with anyone.

        • Paula

          Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.

    • John B.

      Hey, he shouldn’t have any trouble raising that kind of money, his Facebook page for Public Advocate has a whole 11 “likes”!

      • John B.

        But to give him some credit, his “public figure” FB page has 69. (I know there’s a joke in there somewhere, but I’m not finding it. Maybe because he’s the joke?)

  • Randy Ellicott

    If you just outright lie and ask for money isn’t that Fraud? As in Actionable?

    • Elmo Buzz

      Admittedly, I have only seen the portion of the “money beg” that Joe has posted, but based on that I don’t think he’s done anything that is actionable.

      To be actionable there would have to be fraud and the only thing in that regard he said is, “I absolutely must raise $73,175.61 in the next 25 days to pay past bills and keep programs going.”

      And: “If I am not able to raise the money, I don’t know what I will do.

      He doesn’t say he will use it all to pay bills. In fact, the programs plans to keep going may all be on his television and he doesn’t say what will happen if he doesn’t get the money, other than he doesn’t know

      • Reality.Bites

        I think fraud enters into it when I promise to do something for you on a professional/commercial basis and don’t.

        A lobbyist promising to TRY to do things is something else. He can’t, after all, sell Congressional votes, only the promise to try to talk to them.

        “I tried. They told me to go away and called me a lunatic.”

    • Justin

      Unless you’re a politician.

  • Patrick

    From where I sit drooling and huddling in my dark corner I read this and almost feel sorry for this poor, sad douchebag.

  • Rocco Gibraltar

    Gosh Gene, what happens to those who cannot pay bills? Do they ask for public assistance? Nope, they beg from stupid shits like your readers.

    Evangelical welfare queen Eugene

  • mikensf74

    Eugene looking shexxxy wearing all that desperation

  • Nick in Pasadena

    I can’t speak for everyone else, but when I do my scheming and plotting, I turn on the damn light.

    • DumbHairyApe

      I always set my fabulous Phillips Hue lighting to a Machiavellian maroon.

      • Bj Lincoln

        Sounds pretty.

    • Dagoril

      I start off with good intentions to fulfill my plotting and scheming quotas, but then the Golden Girls comes on…

  • ScottinPhilly

    Is someone trying to get a piece of the pie from that pizza place in Indiana?

  • Rebecca Gardner

    I hope he raises the money so he can stay operational. If he disappears I will miss the self writing comedy that are his money begs. They would make for a great game of Delgaudio or Fake. People read really creepy, paranoid, psychotic ramblings and players have to determine if it’s a Delgaudio letter or a fake.

    • ok, i kind of love this idea. a nice party opener.

    • Gene

      hate to say it…but these dollars some fools send him COULD go to an organization or fundy church that runs some anti gay youth camp, or in support of a heinous state senate race or such…

      when it goes to him, it just provides us with stand up material.

    • clay

      Who was it, Oral Roberts, who claimed he needed to raise so much money or God would “take him home”, but didn’t make it?

      Euge will just claim he got lucky, if he even follows up on the fund raising.

  • oikos

    Proud deviant since 1976.

  • ErikDC

    the radical Homosexual Lobby is drooling for more.

    Oh, Eugene.

    I know you’d like to see me drooling over you (and under you, too), but i’m not.

    • Sam_Handwich

      our lobby is actually not all that radical

      • oikos

        But it IS tastefully decorated.

      • John P.

        What do the drapes look like? I haven’t been in the lobby since it was redecorated.

  • bryan

    He could always try getting a job.

    • Michael C

      He actually has a job. …he is employed by Virginia taxpayers. Yup, he’s totally an elected official.

      • Octavio

        Spooky, ain’t it?

  • “They admit that they want to infiltrate and weaken our military’s moral fiber.” Err no not really. I will have 4 years of being openly gay in the military this July and none of that time has been spent weakening the military. Quite the contrary actually I have a vested interest in the military NOT being weak because if it is then that makes my job harder. So interesting theory Eugene but not at all true.

    • Helen Damnation


      • Gene

        BEST FUCKING ICON name COMBO E V E R!!!!

    • Bj Lincoln

      Thank you for your service.

    • Herald

      Thanks for speaking to this lie from the inside, that carries so much credibility.

      • Thanks. I think it’s also worth noting that the anti-gays really can’t find anyone in the military to say “yeah I’m in or yeah I just got out and this is harming the military” so when it comes to the inside perspective it’s overwhelmingly positive. They are forced to use people who haven’t even been in the military post DADT to argue against this.

    • Gene

      Thanks Bill.

      If I had a nickel for every “fence sitting” on the issue hetero guy I know who has told me “well. you’ll have fit in well i the military. kind of proves all the shit people used to say about you aint true dont it?” I would be a happy man.

      They say that because of the service and dedication of men and women like you.

      Thank you!

      • Gene

        pardon…southern here…mean to write yall…computer seems t think its not standard english…aint sure why 😉

      • Thanks!!! Yeah this is one of the reasons the anti-gays were so opposed to ending DADT, this was never about protecting the military but rather protecting their anti-gay agenda. They used to be able to say “see there must be something wrong with homosexuality, they aren’t even fit for military service” or “well of course we can’t allow openly gay boys in the boy scouts, just look at the military and their ban”. Giving visibility to gay service members was always going to be a big hit to the anti-gay agenda.

    • Paula

      Thanks, Bill!, I admire the job that you have to do. You’re the real army.

  • Rebecca Gardner

    Joe needs to update his Eugene pic and start using this one…

    • People4Humanity

      You just got Euwgene several new radical homosexualist boyfriends!
      WTF >is< that thang!?

      • oikos

        It keeps Eugene feeling happy on those dark and stormy nights.

        • Jake

          ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

      • clay

        a cross/sword of righteousness balloon.

        or an over-sized dog dick dildo.

        it’s hard to tell and the context isn’t helping.

        • chrisinphx


  • j.martindale

    He IS writing this stuff for laughs, isn’t he?

    • Reality.Bites

      For about a million a year, I think.

      • Bad Tom

        For that kind of money, he should be able to pay his bills.

  • Helen Damnation

    I mean, how much does it cost to send emails? I think I may have gone over my limit of 20 last month . . .

    • But think of his transportation costs!!!! I mean he has to drive from the suburbs of DC into DC on a regular basis so that he can go keep tabs on the radical gay activists….with those kind of expenses he needs all the help he can get.

      • Mike in NC

        Well, he should take the Metro just like everybody else.

        • The metro???? Everyone knows
          that public transit is part of the evil liberal agenda…..hippie communist people
          mover, probably makes people gay as well.

  • D. J.

    Contact the Pizza joint in Indiana or Cottonelle in Washington State. They’ve got bucks now.

  • dcurlee

    Ahhh I’m gonna miss hiss comical emails money begs…..but I’ll get over it 😅

    • Reality.Bites

      Are you going away? Because he sure isn’t!

  • canoebum

    I’ve huddled in a few dark corners in my lifetime, but I certainly wasn’t plotting and scheming at the time.

    • Chuck in NYC

      I’ve drooled on occasion, but not quite at his levels of fantasy.

  • vorpal

    Congratulations, Eugene! You just earned yourself a shiny new merit badge:

  • So I do have a few questions. First off why am I never invited to these opportunities to huddle in dark corners scheming and plotting? I mean I don’t know why we are huddled in dark corners and not meeting in the open but still, if these meetings are going to happen I want an invitation.

    Secondly what the point of having a lobby if we never use it? Or are these meetings happening in the dark corners of our lobby (as if the gay lobby would have dark corners, it would never be that poorly designed) quite frankly I’m confused.

    • oikos

      All those questions and more will be answered after Eugene receives your check.

      • I knew it…perhaps he can also explain to me the proper way to be gay in the military so as to bring about its complete destruction because apparently I am doing it wrong….I keep checking buildings looking for cracks in their “moral foundation” but the only ones I find are clearly just from the building’s age.

        • oikos

          Those moral foundation cracks are usually the hairline type, hard to see until Eugene’s warehouse building collapses onto his pile of ill gotten cash from the cat food crowd.

    • zhera

      Delgaudio just got it wrong. There is no huddling in dark corners, but there is cuddling.

    • lymis

      See, there’s your problem. You don’t wait to be invited to join the Radical Homosexual Lobby. You take things in hand and get out there and start huddling and scheming and invite others to join you.

      And have you considered that what the people huddling in the dark corners are scheming about is how to redecorate to brighten them up a bit without causing unflattering lighting?

      • Mind= Blown….what a revelation 🙂

        • delk

          I’d check out your tank. 🙂

      • Chuck in NYC

        The drooling. Don’t forget the drooling.

        • RFW

          As Calvin said to Hobbes, something is drooling under the bed.

          Delgaudio’s use of “drool” is quite droll.

        • Strategically placed and highly polished spittoons are not just for chewing tobacco….

      • Jamie_Johnson

        I would say no fluorescent lighting — it used to be so awful! — but with all of the recent improvements, it’s quite lovely *and* energy efficient. And that’s my two cents on improvements to the homosexual lobby.

  • SpiderPIG

    We should start suing these people for slander and defamation.

  • HZ81

    I know you just signed up for his email list, but every time I read “Dear Joe” I just crack the fuck up. So earnest. He so wants your JMG support, god damnit.

    • Ragnar Lothbrok

      I know right.
      It’s like Dear Fag hater,…

  • Dean

    “I see well-known agents of the radical Homosexual Lobby everywhere. They are huddled in dark corners scheming and plotting,” writes Eugene, tapping his toes as he hears the door on the next stall open.

  • Frederick

    “…the radical Homosexual Lobby is drooling for more. I see well-known agents of the radical Homosexual Lobby everywhere. They are huddled in dark corners scheming and plotting.”

    Yea, but…

    Was it a dark and stormy night?

    • grada3784

      It was a stark and dormy night.

  • mikeinrkfd

    I can’t contain my drooling Eugene at possiblility that one day you will be out of business.


    That is a lot of confetti 🙂

  • Secure

    I might send him that .01 cent he desperately needs. Do I get a coffee mug that says “Stop the geys!”

  • “These people admit that they want to molest our children. They admit that they want special rights that no American has. They admit that they want to infiltrate and weaken our military’s moral fiber. They admit that they want complete control over the national law enforcement apparatus.”

    Jeez Eugene…I’m not sure when I can fit all this into the homosexual agenda. The day is already full. Maybe between brunch and afternoon tea. I’ll get back to ya.

    • D. J.

      He must be talking about the RCC…..It wasn’t a stormy night, he was getting sprayed by the sprinklers.

    • Creating a special right no one else has??? No I am sorry my schedule is completely booked with appointments to recruit youth into homosexuality and weaken moral foundations in the military, the earliest I can fit you in will be June. 😉

  • it’s easy to make fun of Miss Genie, but i do wonder. about people who would respond to this kind of email with a check or donation. obviously, there are quite a few of them out there. i mean, he only mentions gawd stuff twice, but he goes on an on about dark and stormy hummer seckshuls. what are these people paying for, in their own minds? Genie has been a spectacular failure in many ways, but none moreso than in failing to make us go away. his track record is as bad a gawd’s.

    • Reality.Bites

      I don’t think it’s accurate to call him a failure. Brian Brown is a failure – he actually TRIED to do the things he money begged for. Gene is just an out and out fraud who’s never tried to do any of the things he said he did.

      You can say I’ve failed in relationships, but not as an Olympic skier. 😉

      • RFW

        I keep wondering what Delgaudio actually spends all that money on. No way his corny little grift takes the kind of money he claims it does to stay afloat.

        • Reality.Bites

          At a guess I’d say most goes to phony expenses to friends or relatives.

  • lymis

    “I see well-known agents of the radical Homosexual Lobby everywhere. They are huddled in dark corners scheming and plotting.”

    Don’t blame us if you aren’t keeping up with your meds.

  • Mark

    .61¢? He’s paying sales tax is he?? Or ?????

  • lymis

    Damn, Eugene, if you’d only opened a pizza shop and refused to sell to gay people, you’d have more than enough cash by now.

  • Bj Lincoln

    “These people admit that they want to molest our children. They admit that they want special rights that no American has. They admit that they want to infiltrate and weaken our military’s moral fiber. They admit that they want complete control over the national law enforcement apparatus. They admit that they’re deviants.”
    Wow! I would love to know who “they” are.

    • Rocketeer500

      Who is “they”? Well, duh? It’s the Radical Homosexual Lobby, of course.

      • vorpal

        So… in essence… Eugene Delgaudio talking to himself in the mirror. So cute that he thinks he’s King of the Gay.

    • RFW

      If I had kids, the people I’d keep them away from are the findagelicals. And RC priests.

  • lymis

    ”… and keep programs going.”

    Cable bill due?

    • clay

      How much does he have to give to his wife for her “shoe and purse collection” as a bribe not to divorce his crazy ass?

  • Duh-David

    We’re doing something right; we terrify grifters.

    • JW Swift

      Oh, honey. He’s not really terrified, that’s just (switches to his best Jon Lovitz impersonation) ACTING!

      • Duh-David

        You misspelled “LYING.”

  • Ragnar Lothbrok

    Agents of the Homosexual lobby ? Do we have assigned numbers ?
    Secret codes ?
    Why does Eugene know more about the Radical Homo Lobby than I do ?

    • Rocketeer500

      We even have a secret hand shake.

      It’s all explained in the manual. What? You didn’t get yours in the mail?

      • BostonBud

        It’s online now. We’re all about the environment and saving the trees.

        • Octavio

          I like the secret handshake. It makes my naughty bits tingle. :-9

          (uh . . . that IS the right handshake, no?)

      • Porkie

        the pages were stuck together…..I got one of the recycled copies …..go figure!

    • vorpal

      Oh, Ragnar: you’re still just an innocent, mild-mannered practicing homosexual.

      Wait until you’ve achieved Expert Level Status and get your (latex) black belt. Get out there and suck some juicy cocks.

      Then you’ll be invited to the super secret radical gay lobby. Bring lube.

      • Rocketeer500

        So, wait. The Gay Lobby is located in a dungeon? I had no idea.

        • vorpal

          Shhh… don’t give away all our secrets! Now we’ll have to send Elton John out to dispose of you, seeing as he’s the Official Spokesperson of the Gays and all.

          • Gene

            you mean….the dreaded…”GAY MAFIA”? eeeekkkkk

            (one of the funnier W&G episodes)

          • vorpal

            W&G? I’m not sure who that is :D.

          • Rocketeer500

            W&G = Will & Grace

          • vorpal

            Ahhh… =durrrrr= + =drools on floor=
            Of course. Don’t I feel like I belong on a short bus now?

          • Gene

            LOL….I belong on short bus for being to lazy to type it out….my inner Jack is in charge today….a wealthy southern matron IS taking me shopping today as we discuss her portfolio….oh shit…I really AM in touch with my Inner Jack today…

            Where IS ANASTASIA BEAVERHAUSEN when I need her!!!!???

          • Ragnar Lothbrok

            Passed out in the gay lobby.

          • Anastasia Beaverhousen

            Sorry poodle. I had to do something with something at “work” this morning. I just had the most exhausting day of work in 5 minutes.

          • Gene

            And all is good with the world.

            you would be proud of me…I am on my second bloody mary of the day 🙂

          • Anastasia Beaverhousen

            Honey, I am already up to pre-lunch pina coloda’s.

          • 2guysnamedjoe

            Better study up if you want to earn that latex belt —they always have a few W&G questions on the exam.

          • Anastasia Beaverhousen

            “It’s a little bit funny.”

      • delk

        He’s still a turquoise web belt, lol 🙂

        • vorpal

          As long as his belt is with his pants in a pile in the corner, I’m a happy kitty ;-).

          • Ragnar Lothbrok

            That belt has many uses Vorpal. Do I need to hold you over for further instruction ?

          • vorpal

            Ragnar, you always know how to make my cheeks blush! 😀

            We should co-author a book: “1001 Super-Gay Things to Do With a Belt”

            We’ll need to do a lot of research, though, because as the old saying goes, you’re supposed to write what you know ;-).

          • Ragnar Lothbrok

            The illustrations alone would be worth it.

          • vorpal

            Or, alternatively, “1001 Super-Gay Things to Do Before the Ragnar-rock”.
            Might be hard – errr, difficult, rather – to limit to just 1001, though.

          • Gene

            oh hell…I read that without seeing at first who you referred to and thought you meant Delgaudio. the CEO just came into my office to see why I made that “hideous noise” and see if I was ill!

      • Rebecca Gardner

        MMM. LATEX! Me on Twin Peaks…

        • Gene


          someone just won the most interesting person on the thread award.

          nice pic you wear it well

    • David Lightman

      Yes you do, number 6. Contact number 9 for further scheming.

  • TampaZeke

    This self-proclaimed deviant homaskeshul’s fangs are just dripping with excited anticipation as I plot and scheme, in dark corners, the destruction of the universe and all things holy, on a dark and stormy night, in a warehouse, hidden away in a seedy industrial park, full of shirtless men printing child recruitment flyers between bouts of orgies.

    Whew, I covered all of Eugenia’s bases in one breath!

    • Bj Lincoln

      Is there a warehouse for lesbians? I’m not working right now and could sure use something like that to keep busy.

      • lymis

        No doubt there is, or maybe a garage for all those motorcycles.

        But don’t expect to hear about them from Eugene. He’s FAR to busy thinking of sweaty half-naked men huddling in dark corners.

        Has he ever even mentioned women in any context? Ever?

        • Herald

          Not that I know of , he seems fixated on the men.

          • Gene

            I dont think, porno pete aside, I have ever read of a man MORE obcessed with gay sex!

          • RFW

            Delgaudio is obsessed with externalities: long hair, earrings, muscles, etc. If you presented him with a hot throbbing cock leaking a little love juice, the poor dear would faint. And then find it a very difficult thing to write about.

            Has he ever fixated on tattoos or body piercings?

          • Perhaps we should send him pictures to find out.

          • Reality.Bites

            That’s typical of the anti-gay industry. Even when it comes to anti-trans bigotry the bogeyman they invent is of a hairy, cigar-chomping heterosexual man in a dress intent on raping girls because, as is well known, once you’re allowed into a woman’s bathroom criminal law and enforcement thereof no longer apply.

        • clay

          not even his daughters or wife.

      • Fyva Prold

        It’s next to Subaru dealership.

        • Menergy

          Had to chuckle and up-vote that….its a cliche’ of long standing here in Santa Fe NM

        • TampaZeke

          In the Birkenstock Industrial Park.

          • Gene

            between said Subaru factory and the dental dam factory?

    • lymis

      You left out the rocks coming in through the windows.

    • Gene

      I want to only laugh at this guy Tampa…but, the comment about our wanting to molest children.
      And, I do…he is a loon. the people who give me money are idiots.

      but, the child molesting accusation…it just pushes all my buttons. I fucking hate this creepy idiot.

  • Richard Rush

    Delgaudio could be the poster-guy for
    SCAM (Sleazy Christian After Money).

  • TampaZeke

    As we mock and joke, let’s keep in mind that people in Virginia have elected and RE-ELECTED this man to public office, where he sets policy, NUMEROUS times; even after his insanity was exposed.

    • D. J.

      At least they are keeping him there. They may be doing us a favour?

    • Very true, behind every anti-gay in politics from the local level all the way up are the voters who put them there. Just goes to show that there is still plenty of work to be done.

    • Gene

      have you spent much time in that part of VA?

      think, the panhandle of your stomping grounds but without the nice beaches and with some tech.

      scary, aint it?

      • TampaZeke

        Hmm. That sounds like Plant City, just 20 min from Tampa, except no tech.

        • BudClark

          Plant City … next town over from Mulberry, where I grew up, and as a wee gayling found PLENTY of “deviant” sex.

    • clay

      Apparently, he’s not setting policy– even the other GOP supervisors don’t vote with him. From last week’s Leesburg Today:

      “In addition, the meeting saw a somewhat-tense discussion about parliamentary procedure and a host of spending cuts Delgaudio proposed.

      “The Sterling District supervisor customarily brings up a laundry list of proposed cuts the budget each year—most of which draw little support from other supervisors. County Chairman Scott K. York (R-At Large) chided him Wednesday, saying, “To do this kind of crud at this minute is ridiculous.”

      “Volpe and Supervisor Shawn M. Williams (R-Broad Run) also called Delgaudio’s move “gamesmanship,” and Williams questioned the sincerity of the efforts.

      “Their colleague shot back, though, noting that he had brought up potential cuts during budget work sessions last month and that York was “piddling” on him.”

      • TampaZeke

        Which makes it all the more concerning that a majority of voters in his district continue to believe that he is the best person to represent them and their positions on policy.

  • delk

    I see well-known agents of the radical Homosexual Lobby everywhere. They are huddled in dark corners scheming and plotting.

    Admitting it is the first stop, Eugene! Congratulations, you have just taken your first step to recovery.

    The Recovery Center of Northern Virginia has a decent program.
    Two Locations, no excuses!

  • Hoop

    The sheer desperation….astounding.

  • txstevo

    This guy doesn’t seem to be able to manage money very well

    • Stev84

      I think he spends most of his money begging for more money. His expenses for “mailing and postage” or something to that effect are astronomical compared to his budget if I recall correctly.

    • BostonBud

      Exactly…someone needs a CPA…

    • clay

      He was late filing his campaign finance report, as well.

  • Joe in PA

    you kinda like that word radical, don’t ya Genie?

  • RCChicago

    This really sounds crazy. I’m bringing this to the attention of his superiors in VA.

    • Jamie_Johnson

      Sadly, Loudoun County is well aware of Eugene’s grifting and given that when he was caught stealing county money they looked they other way, one can only assume that they approve.

  • delk

    We use the weakened military fiber to make our carpeting for our Radical Homosexual Lobby. It is 100% drool proof.

    • RFW

      How very droll of you.

  • penpal

    We simply can’t let Eugene’s hot jerk-off fantasies end like this, people.

  • Yalma Cuder-Zicci

    This one is really ugly and hateful. If people respond to this trash, and send money, then part of me is glad that particular flock is getting fleeced.

  • cleos_mom

    It would take more than $73K to revive all those old canards.

  • Ben in Oakland

    Honey, we’re not scheming and plotting in those dark corners. We’re having hot, hot HAWT mansex.

  • JJS_prime

    “These people admit that they want to molest our children.” Documentation, please!

    He says it is hard to write this crap. Maybe if it contained a word or two of truth it would be easier.

    • Hey now, asking that he document his assertions is a violation of his deeply held religious belief that
      homosexuals are evil and thus any statements against them should be accepted at face value.

  • Dennis

    hahahahaha oh bless his heart

  • Happy_Housewife

    Love the personalization, as if he were a close friend. Can you imagine having a drama queen who just writes you when he has bad news to share and wants money from you?

    • Reality.Bites

      Yes. It’s called having a kid away at school. 😉

  • BostonBud

    I’ve been saving all of his emails over the year and this one is exactly like numerous other ones he’s written except maybe the dollar amount has changed. He just had a fund raising campaign to raise $20,000 that he increased to 25,000 because he was doing “so well” so why does he need more money to pay back debts? Who’s his accountant? This man needs help AND money! /s

  • BostonBud

    He’s also sold his email list to Rand Paul because now I’m getting emails from Paul to a name I’ve only used for Eugene’s emails.

    • abel

      Same here. Can’t imagine voting for that guy.

    • RFW

      Maybe that’s Delgaudio’s real grift: selling his mailing list. Betcha a jelly donut the proceeds aren’t reported to the fedz.

    • clay

      Wow, Rand’s sure stepping outside the beltway to grab contacts from Loudoun Co., VA.

  • Gene Perry

    “I see well-known agents of the radical Homosexual Lobby everywhere” … ? Really? And I’m sure that Princess Sparkle Pony comes to you in your dreams too!

    • Octavio

      I found afore mentioned pony in my martini last night. (hic) 🙂

  • Happy Dance

    “They are huddled in dark corners scheming and plotting.” This is an outrageous lie! We all know homosexuals love their mood lighting!!

    • Octavio

      1000% correct! I never go into a leather bar’s back room unless there is black lighting. 🙂

  • 2guysnamedjoe

    Hey, Euge, you forgot those big, hot, sweaty, long haired, earring-wearing sodomites working in that dark and stormy warehouse. I’m not sending you a cent unless you include them.

  • 2patricius2

    “I see well-known agents of the radical Homosexual Lobby everywhere. They are huddled in dark corners scheming and plotting.”

    Poor Eugene. Off his meds again. He should apply for Obamacare. It covers mental health problems.

    • Claude Jacques Bonhomme

      Those who are huddled in dark corners have better things to do than scheming and plotting against Eugenie.

      • 2patricius2

        Oh, yes. Much better things to do.

    • LonelyLiberal

      Tell me about it. I do my plotting and scheming out in the open, in daylight.

      Unlike this cockroach.

  • Octavio

    This particular beg follows all the rules of direct mail marketing. I’m sure if he doesn’t get fools to donate to keep him in money he’ll start an e-mail campaign to the residents of Nigeria telling them he needs matching funds to get an inheritance from a prince.

  • Justin

    How much trouble can his office be in if this is only hard to write, instead of the hardest thing he’s ever had to write?

  • Galvestonian

    Gene, gene, the money begging machine …

    ” I see well-known agents of the radical Homosexual Lobby everywhere. They are huddled in dark corners scheming and plotting. ” Gene, baby-cakes – you just don’t dust enough and for god’s sake get more lights in that house of yours – “dark corners” – honey … your house must be a mess.

    Now it’s “tyranny and immorality of the radical Homosexual Lobby” – sweetie, you’re looking at that Lobby all wrong and I don’t think you know what those words really mean – raging queens, maybe but you can not classify ‘love’ as immoral – immortal, why YES !

    WHAT ??? “Molest your children”- now sugar, you know that all of you hetero’s are just cranking out gay babies. It’s you that’s pushing them on us.

    “weaken our military’s moral fiber” Now, now tootsie as far as I know our military doesn’t have any morals to begin with.

    “They admit that they’re deviants” Now listen up Eugene ! Who the fuck have you been talking to ??? We’re lovers, honeybun, no deviance in that. Love thy neighbor, remember.

    “I absolutely must raise $73,175.61 in the next 25 days to pay past bills.” PAST BILLS ? What you been buying ? Damn, just what are you spending that kind of cash on ?? Itemize those bills and lets see where that cash flow is taking you. Sounds like someone is a shyster, grifter crook… oh Yeah

  • StSean

    eugene isn’t even trying anymore. this is a total paste job from a previous email.

  • HomerTh

    It is a very lucrative scam- in 2013 Delgaudio paid himself $73,000 wages plus $160,000 in fees. You can read his 990 forms online at

    • Schlukitz

      This sob ought to be charged and prosecuted for graft.



      [graft, grahft]

      Spell Syllables



      the acquisition of money, gain, or advantage by dishonest, unfair, orillegal means, especially through the abuse of one’s position orinfluence in politics, business, etc.

  • DaveMiller135

    “Can I count on you? If I am not able to raise the money, I don’t know what I will do.”

    Here’s one idea: get a job.

    • Porkie


  • Megrim Twist

    *waves at Eugene* Hi sweetie! Hi darling!

  • Talisman

    What’s wrong with a little deviance from time to time?

    You have your warehouse workers fantasy, after all….

  • Schlukitz

    “These people admit that they want to molest our children. They admit that they want special rights that no American has. They admit that they want to infiltrate and weaken our military’s moral fiber. They admit that they want complete control over the national law enforcement apparatus. They admit that they’re deviants.”

    In what publication(s) were these admissions made?
    I seem to have missed it.

    • Porkie

      ……The danger point for me arrives when their children get to between 38 and 54 ….plus I am not wholely agin infiltrating some military types, but the complete control thing…. Nah ….unless they can give as good as they get ….I just get bored…….

  • Marides48

    So many lies. Also known a “bearing false witness” in words most christians don’t understand?

  • geoffalnutt

    I’m still just picking out fabric for the newest radical gay lobby (we re-decorate every 30 minutes). As much as I LOVED that old, swoopy settee, times have CHANGED!!! We’re going faux retro futuristic – ala Barbarella Meets Queen Victoria Meets Pee-Wee-Herman! No time! Clap! Clap! Clap!

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  • 2karmanot

    Poor lil’ Eugenia, can’t even pay for that Easter outfit (pardon the pun) bought at Wal*Mart.

  • David Lightman

    I would comment but my agents and I need to go to the dark corner so we can scheme, plot, and drool for more.

  • ChitownKev

    Ok, I’m late to this party and I haven’t read a word of the comments but I know that the shade in here is thick…let me put my lunch down before wading through

  • ChitownKev

    LOL, damn…at least that Creflo Dollar fool went whole hog and asked for a $65 million jet.

  • Catherine

    I’m still very proud that I confronted him (as best I could with my son there) at the Herndon, VA 4th of July Celebration two years ago. He was walking around greeting people wearing his stupid orange trucker hat. He walked over to us and I asked him exactly where the warehouse is that he visits where the big scary gay men load up boxes of propaganda. When he paused, faked smiled and started to walk away I called him a hate spewing liar.

    • RFW

      Much like telemarketers to whom I say “Are you aware that you are involved in a criminal enterprise? No legitimate business uses cold-call telemarketing.”

      They hang up without another word.

    • Ore Carmi

      Good job!

  • What ARE his expenses, anyway? Where does that $73K (plus 175.61!) GO? Such an oddly specific amount.

    • Claude Jacques Bonhomme

      $175.61 is his pantyhose fund.

  • Austin Bennett

    Doesn’t he have a real job? Or did they fire him?

  • CB

    I read the opening of this, and all i could hear was, “Boris, dahlink, vot ve do with Moose and Squirrel?” #datingmyself

  • Hal

    Total grifter. It should be against the law and he should be prosecuted.

    • Reality.Bites

      He’d just grift for his defense fund.

  • Outlaw Woman

    Thank you Joe! Thank you!
    I was going through Eugene withdrawal here, I needed a fix bad!

  • anne marie in philly

    yeah, I’m sure joe will help you out – NOT!
    I’d like to send him some dog turds…
    STFU and quit, asshole!

  • DonnaLee

    Citing the ‘radical Homosexual Lobby’ 4 times in one letter is really too much. He’s a hater trying to be P.C. or something.

  • Kent Calhoun

    What a Sad Little Turd.

  • BudClark

    I love y’all, I truly do. Y’all have ENTIRELY too much fun on these here Intertubes.



  • Ore Carmi

    Very amusing.

  • MattPS

    Gosh Gene, you know I’d be glad to send lots of moolah, but I just can’t seem to do anything these days besides scheming, plotting, and drooling!

  • teedofftaxpayer

    Some body ought to sue this quack for defamation of character. I have yet to hear of a gay person admitting to any of this shat. he puts out. The guy is absolutely a CON-ARTIST. And some one ought to call him that in a public forum.