Tag Archives: WTF

Now that his movie saved Christmas, Kirk Cameron has launched a companion coffee which he’s selling for a holy $19/lb. Tagline: “Brew every day like you are saving Christmas.”

Via the Guardian: An American “terrorism expert” on the right-wing Fox News channel has declared that Birmingham is “a totally Muslim” city “where non-Muslims just simply don’t go”. Steve Emerson made the claim, which may come as a surprise to the hundreds of thousands of non-Muslim residents of Britain’s second-largest city, during a television discussion about no-go zones in Europe …

Ernst’s first campaign ad bragged that she is a woman of the people because she has castrated hogs. As all people have.

Remember when Crazy Eyes vowed that we’d see $2 gas once she became president? This weekend wingnut sites are falling over each other to congratulate her. High gas prices? Obama’s fault! Low gas prices? Thanks, Crazy Eyes! The headlines below are from World Net Daily, Twitchy, and Newsbusters.

Via Mediaite: Glenn Beck is not crazy. That’s why, last night, he acted out a whole scenario in which he’s a 90-year-old man in the year 2054 proving just how not-crazy he is. Beck got makeup and hair to make him look like a feeble old man, 40 years in the future, where (I’m guessing, it’s never directly said) progressives …

It’s called the Silencing Slider: Each Gorge Ohwell Silencing Slider is an artisan crafted censorship device that is ergonomically designed to comfortably plug even the loudest of burger holes. Made of soft and non-toxic natural food grade silicone rubber, the gag has no unpleasant plastic smells or odors. Give the Gift that Keeps on Gagging. Comfortable, ergonomic design. Local sourced …

A project of the Christian branding agency Lux Dei.

The Friendly Atheist reports that the above vending machine has been installed in a Massachusetts mall, where for a mere $14 you can choose from a broad selection of creationist books by authors such as Ken Ham, Ken Ham, Ken Ham, Ken Ham, Ken Ham, and Ken Ham. Noting that the machine bears the slogan, “Get Your Answers Now!,” Friendly …

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Yes, this is going to be a thing. Undertaking one of the more audacious theater projects in recent years, the Robertsons — known for their long beards, duck-hunting merchandise and occasional inflammatory remark — are moving to expand their Louisiana-based multimedia franchise with “The Duck Commander Family Musical.” The 90-minute show, with actors playing the family members from A&E’s “Duck …

About the lawmaker: Ms. Mizoulina, who holds an office roughly equivalent to that of a US Representative, is associated with the Dima Yakovlev Law and other efforts to prevent Americans from adopting Russian children. She is also known for odd proposals that express patriotism and concern for the continuation of the Russian nation. She recently recommended that all remaining Russian …

 E! Online has the story: Warning: What you hear in this video may shock you. But we’re not talking about the fact that these little girls (ages 6 to 13) are swearing like sailors. We’re talking about the phrases they are using regarding gender inequality. In a video produced by FCKH8.com starring the “Potty-Mouthed Princesses,” young girls all dolled up …

Tonight Rick Scott might have cost himself the election. Florida Gov. Rick Scott refused to go onstage for the first seven minutes of a debate Thursday night, because his opponent had a fan. No, not a rowdy supporter in the audience. An actual electric fan. Scott’s Democratic challenger, former Gov. Charlie Crist, had set up a small fan underneath his …

(Via Christian Nightmares)

A Baptist church in Louisiana has told a local Alcoholics Anonymous group that it can no longer meet there because it fears they will eventually be forced into hosting a same-sex wedding. That hasn’t ever happened to a church anywhere and same-sex marriage is not legal in Louisiana and AA doesn’t advocate for gay marriage and gay people have no …

Details. (Via Christian Nightmares)

Real? Road rage? Prank? WTF? (Tipped by JMG reader Ray)

Andres Duque reports at Blabbeando: The National Commission for Public Performances in the Dominican Republic announced today that they were banning a September 13th Miley Cyrus concert for, among other things, promoting lesbian sex. “The National Commission for Public Performances in the exercise of the powers given by the Constitution of the Republic through Regulation 824 of Law Number 1951Article …