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Remember when whackadoodle Rep. Louie Gohmert said that terrorists are importing their women to America so they can have babies that will grow up to be domestic suicide bombers? And therefore we should do away with the 14th Amendment? Now Gohmert allows that even “terror babies” are gifts from God, even though they’re just gonna grow up to become Jihadists …

The lawyer for a Connecticut man who was arrested for fisting a female horse (SRSLY) is asking the court to show his client lenience because he’s a devout Christian without a previous criminal record. “Mr. Wegiel has never been arrested for any crime before this, and I think he is eligible,” Crozier said. Crozier said Wegiel denies abusing the horse. …

“Government doesn’t endow people with the ability to procreate the species. The Creator takes care of that. Like all unalienable rights, those associated with the natural family exist in consequence of this endowment. A couple that cannot, by nature, procreate has no claim to those rights. Nor can government grant them a semblance of it without impairing the claims of …

“My name is Horse. I have an extension cord tied to my nuts and penis. And I’m going to pull this car with my dick.”

Christian Newswire has the press release: Tea Party News Brief, LLC, headquarters in Des Moines, Iowa, is the nation’s first nonpartisan news service for the Tea Party Movement. The Tea Party News Brief launches the News Brief Animated News Show to provide weekly policy analyses on the 112th Congress for the Tea Party Movement. This weekly animated news program can …

The CIA has launched a new task force to investigate WikiLeaks. The group will scour the released documents to survey damage caused by the disclosures. One of the most embarrassing revelations was that the US state department had drawn up a list of information it would like on key UN figures – it later emerged the CIA had asked for …

Wait, WHAT?

Emperor Palpatine says that Christians are persecuted more than any group of people in the world. Gays? Nah. Jews? Huh-uh. Christians. “At present, Christians are the religious group which suffers most from persecution on account of its faith,” the pontiff asserted, and cited Christian communities suffering from violence and intolerance particularly in Asia, Africa, the Middle East and the Holy …

Lieberman follows that up with this: “Senator Reid told me he will bring our free-standing #DADT repeal up for a vote before end of session.” So NOW what? Oy, I’ve been blogging since 6AM and I’d really like to be able to lie down for a few minutes. That ain’t gonna happen.

If NOMbies are brain dead, how come they still produce tweets?

The bizarre Prince Poppycock advanced last night on America’s Got Talent in an over the top patriotic display that included the photos of Harvey Milk and Poppycock’s face on three dollar bills. (Via – Towleroad)

I guessing this is not real.

“Hey, Joe. My name is Morgan Tepsic, I’m 20 years old and my dream is to jump around the world naked. Here’s 2,600 shots in motion showing what I’ve done so far…it’s not very long, and the music is really great. Thanks and have a good day, Morgan.” OK, then. NSFW, y’all.

Apparently, he’s an internet sensation.

Christian Newswire is crowing this morning about a certificate of appreciation given to the leader of the nasty “ex-gay” group PFOX by DC Mayor Adrian Fenty. The government of the District of Columbia has awarded a certificate of appreciation to Regina Griggs, executive director of Parents and Friends of Ex-Gays & Gays (PFOX). The certificate, signed by D.C. mayor Adrian …

The Working Families Party is warring with NYC for their refusal to allow a subway advertising campaign complaining about recently announced cuts in service. At issue is the “obscene internet shorthand” used in the ads. The MTA is not ROTFL at parody signs that use cheeky acronyms to criticize City Hall. “WTF?” asks one of two posters the Metropolitan Transportation …

The wingnuts on Breitbart think it’s hilarious.

“Homosexuality is not the same as normal sex in the same way that anorexia is not a normal appetite.” – Archbishop Andre-Joseph Leonard, in his first week on the job as Primate of Belgium.