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(Via Good As You) UPDATE: Kluwe is firing back on Twitter. Enjoy!

Pope Palpatine has issued a book declaring that the birth of Jeebus is off by several years. “The calculation of the beginning of our calendar – based on the birth of Jesus – was made by Dionysius Exiguus, who made a mistake in his calculations by several years,” the Pope writes in the book, which went on sale around the …

“I wish you every happiness this Thanksgiving, every opportunity to know the joy of gratitude. Gratitude for this country we share that still gives us the right to fight for what we think is right. Gratitude for each other, for the knowledge we do not fight this great battle alone. So many millions of loving, decent law-abiding Americans have come …

The Vatican has formally excommunicated an activist priest for his ordination of female priests. Via a press release published today by Christian Newswire: The Vatican’s Congregation for the Doctrine of the Faith, on October 4, 2012, canonically dismissed Roy Bourgeois from the Catholic Foreign Mission Society of America, also known as the Maryknoll Fathers and Brothers. The decision dispenses the …

The Human Rights Campaign marched into NOM’s Washington office today, demanded their now-publicly due 2011 financial filing, and learned that a massive amount of the hate group’s funding last year came from just two undisclosed mega-donors. The National Organization for Marriage (NOM) saw a steep decline in the amount of money it raised in 2011 – dropping to $6.2 million …

NOM Exposed takes note: Taking up where the Mormons left off in 2008, the Catholic Church – and its affiliate, the Knights of Columbus – have made considerable investments in the marriage fights in Minnesota, Maryland, Washington State and Maine this election cycle – spending nearly $2 million. In addition, a close ally of the Church and past co-conspirator, the …

NOM’s blogger Thomas Peters appeared on PBS Newshour to declare that he is optimistic that his theofascist organization has a bright future.

“I was disappointed with the results [of the election]. We have to pray for a legal reprieve. The president is against those who are pro-life, pro-marriage, and pro-religious freedom. He may get the change to change the makeup of the Supreme Court. We’re facing a serious generational problem. The Affordable Care Act will never be repealed. It will continue to …

“I am, of course, very disappointed with the very narrow defeat it appears we’ve suffered in each of these four states. It appears that we have lost by a point or two in each state. It’s important to consider that these battles occurred in a very difficult political landscape. We were contesting in four deep blue states and were outspent …

“It’s very, very close, but look at the numbers in Maryland that went for Obama, and look at the numbers for us. They barely won. We won by a much larger margin than Mitt Romney or any of the Republicans.” – Hate group leader Brian Brown, conceding defeat to the Washington Post.   Earlier today NOM deleted the “we’re gonna win” …

In a huge “FUCK YOU” to NOM, the Catholic Church, the Knights of Columbus, and one Ms. Kalley Yanta, last night Minnesota voters said “NO” to bigotry. The Minneapolis Star-Tribune reports: “You dug down and fought for love, with love,” Minneapolis Mayor R.T. Rybak told hundreds of amendment opponents gathered at the RiverCentre in St. Paul late Tuesday night. “You …

And once again, how gay is Father Arnold?

“If [polls claim that] the country supports same-sex marriage, and you’ve got the red states and the blue states evening each other out, and we’re still winning in the deep blue states, there’s something wrong with the polling saying that we nationally support same-sex marriage. It’s just statistically impossible. This makes clear that the people of this country know that …

And how gay is Father Kevin?

NOM is funneling truckloads of jewel-encrusted Vatican money into the Minnesota marriage battle. The National Organization for Marriage has poured $1.65 million into Minnesota for Marriage, and nearly all of that came this month, new campaign finance records show. The group gave another $225,000 on Wednesday.  All told, Minnesota for Marriage raised more than $3.7 million so far this year, …

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Unemployed sportcaster Damian Goddard was forced to miss Canadian Thanksgiving this week because he had to rush to a NOM convention in Minnesota to warn that same-sex marriage was going to plunge the state into the same “cultural sinkhole” that has destroyed his own homeland.  Tragically, Goddard missed his roasted beaver dinner in vain, because he was turned back by …

Fred Karger’s years-long investigation into NOM’s financing is really getting under their skin, hence the above threat to sue him if he doesn’t stop. GO FRED!  The letter came from Brian Brown’s ACT RIGHT group.