Tag Archives: superstition

Franklin Graham: God Will Strike Obama’s White House With Lightning For “Arrogantly Flaunting Sinful Behavior”

“A lot has changed in three short years! Just three years ago, the President was on record as holding to the biblical definition of marriage. Now he can’t say enough about his support for the LGBT agenda—and right after the Supreme Court’s decision to legalize same-sex marriage, he had the gall to disgrace the White House by lighting it up …

Read More »

Pope Ratzi: This Year Is 2019 Not 2012

Pope Palpatine has issued a book declaring that the birth of Jeebus is off by several years. “The calculation of the beginning of our calendar – based on the birth of Jesus – was made by Dionysius Exiguus, who made a mistake in his calculations by several years,” the Pope writes in the book, which went on sale around the …

Read More »

Paraskevid​ekatriapho​bia

Today’s the day for such sufferers.

Read More »

Marriage: According To The Bible

(NSFW source)

Read More »

Catholic Church: We Need More Exorcists

More than fifty Catholic bishops and priests are in Baltimore this weekend for a training event on how to perform exorcisms. Signs of demonic possession accepted by the church include violent reaction to holy water or anything holy, speaking in a language the possessed person doesn’t know and abnormal displays of strength. The full exorcism is held in private and …

Read More »

Other Crazy Things Americans Believe (Besides Obama Being A Muslim)

Via Matt Yglesias at Think Progress.Yglesias notes that 73% of Americans believe at least one of the above items, while only 27% believe none of them.

Read More »

Thirteen Month Old Baby, Broke The Lookin’ Glass

Eight is considered a lucky and “auspicious” number in China and that’s why the Olympics will begin on 08/08/08 at 8:08:08PM local time. Just so you know. “When you believe in things you don’t understand, then you suffer…”

Read More »