Remember how freaked out One Dozen Moms got about Kmart’s “ship your pants” campaign? I cannot cannot cannot wait for them to get a hold of this one. (Tipped by JMG reader Todd)
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Sesame Street: The Hungry Games
“May the cookies be ever in your flavor.”
Read More »Rob Ford: The Opera
Clip recap: “No longer do you have to imagine what a Rob Ford opera would sound like. CBC Radio’s Day 6 recorded a Rob Ford aria, arranged and written by Topher Mokrzewski, resident conductor with the Calgary Opera. Alex Beley and Tyler Fitzgerald sing as the Ford Nation Chorus.” (Via JMG reader Azgaard) UPDATE: Rob Ford is getting a reality …
Read More »Improv Everywhere: When Harry Met Sally
20 women recreate the scene at Katz’s Deli.
Read More »Kerning: It’s A Thing
Source.
Read More »Tweeted & Deleted
Deleted just minutes later when somebody hipped the pastor to its meaning.
Read More »Top Dog
I came across this ad in the local bar rag, Odyssey.
Read More »Ellen Degeneres As Nicki Minaj
At DC’s 2013 High Heel Race
But It Would Have Been Fabulous
NYPD Vs Skateboarders
Last night Reddit discovered a video about this. Police attempted to defuse the annual skateboard marathon—known as Broadway Bomb—on Saturday, preventing the over 1,500 skateboarders from riding in the streets. The skaters’ plan was to ride down Manhattan’s West Side, from Broadway and 116th Street down to the Charging Bull statue in the Financial District. But like early birds catching …
Read More »American Gurl – Bearody Version
Hey, I know some of these guys! (Tipped by JMG reader Aaron)
Read More »Chain Link Jesus
The Jeebz has revealed himself yet again, this time on a chain link fence in Pennsylvania. David McFadden hopes it becomes a draw, that pilgrims will flock to the 300 block of Hill Street to witness the leafy embodiment of Christ. “It’s God letting us know his presence is here in York,” said McFadden, 53, a Catholic and a Mason. …
Read More »Headline Of The Day
Sample comment on Free Republic: “And the last argument that the ‘slippery slope’ theory was wrong just collapsed.” Details.
Read More »Simon’s Cat – Scary Legs
I’m addicted to Simon’s Cat.
Read More »Newspaper Correction Of The Day
Here’s the guy that the WaPo called “thickset.”
Read More »Paging Bill Donohue
“This sinfully funny costume includes classic black priest robe with attached collar and jock strap with inflatable prosthetic, giving a new meaning to ‘please rise.'” UPDATE: And right on cue, Bill Donohue. The priest costume shows the clergyman in black cassock with an erection. The nun costume shows her in full habit and pregnant. Anyone who wants to buy a …
Read More »Ylvis – Massachusetts
From the Norwegian jokesters that brought us the viral smash What Does The Fox Say? comes a oddly sweet jab at the Bay State that’s also full of gay ribbing. The chorus could easily be used in a tourism commercial. You’ll like this. RELATED: What Does The Fox Say?, which has had 150 million YouTube views, landed in the top …
Read More »Satan Comes To Canberra
From an Australian version of The Onion: Canberra today became the first Australian state or territory to formally install Satan, Lord of Darkness, as its divine leader, following the passage of marriage equality laws through our capital’s God-forsaken Legislative Assembly. Speaking after the final vote, Chief Minister Katy Gallagher maintained that she was glad she did it. “The ACT has …
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