Tag Archives: Sarah Palin

More specifically, she’s writing a how-to book for Christians who’d like to learn methods of attacking those horrible secularists who want to maintain the separation of church and state. Palin revealed her plan yesterday on Fox & Friends. What have you been up to?” asked guest host Megyn Kelly. “How are you?” “I am doing great,” Palin replied. “I’ve been …

Sarah Palin delivered a 20-minute address to an audience of rapt evangelicals today at Ralph Reed’s Faith And Freedom Conference.  Mediaite has a recap: “It seems so Orwellian around here,” Palin said. “Before 1984, terms like ‘leading from behind’ meant following. The other day the White House testified before Congress, bragging that they used the ‘least untruthful statement.’ Where I …

Serial quitter Sarah Palin is returning to the job she quit five months ago. Fox News is thrilled to welcome her back.The return of the outspoken 2008 vice presidential candidate, who appeared on the fair and balanced network for three years ending in January, was announced by Fox News Chairman and CEO Roger Ailes. “I hope she continues to speak …

According to Breitbart, Maher referred to Palin’s “retarded” son during a stand-up performance in Las Vegas earlier this week. While “libtard” is probably the second-most common epithet in Teabagistan (after an infinite number of racist variations on the president’s name), they are all calling for Maher’s head over this.

Christian Science Monitor notes: “Sarah Palin chewing tobacco? Speaking at the NRA annual meeting, Sarah Palin pulled out a tin of chewing tobacco to tweak NYC Mayor Bloomberg for his proposed ban on displaying tobacco products.” At the 6:00 mark.

A Tea Party group has launched a “Draft Palin For US Senate” campaign.  And they want her to run in Alaska. Could Sarah Palin make a political comeback in 2014? That is the goal of the Tea Party Leadership Fund, which is trying to draft the former vice-presidential candidate to run against Senator Mark Begich (D-AK) in his 2014 re-election …

And here’s Palin at the 2011 Vanity Fair after-party for the White House Correspondents Dinner with that year’s host, Seth Myers.  Other assclowns who have attended the Nerd Prom include Todd Palin and Bristol Palin.

Yesterday Ann Coulter claimed that Margaret Thatcher turned down a meeting with Sarah Palin after Palin ignored her offer to teach her “proper English.” “One thing that I know, because I know people who know her, is when Sarah Palin first burst on the scene, she wanted to have a meeting with Palin, because she saw raw political talent, but …

She’s running for something, but nobody knows what.

Teabagistan is doing cartwheels after Sarah Palin attended a Phoenix Suns game wearing a Chick-Fil-A t-shirt. Mediaite ponders her motivation: Rather than donning the team’s signature orange and purple colors, Palin went with a big cowgirl belt and her favorite fast food chain’s logo on a red shirt. Was this her attempt at showing support once again for the controversially …

Tina Fey on same-sex marriage as Palin: “Well, the bible says it’s gross. Marriage is meant for people who wear different kinds of swimsuits.” Wingnuts are screaming over on Breitbart and Twitchy. Good.

#PalinLibertyPose is inspiring copycats on Twitter.

Then a sip from a Big Gulp, because “Bloomberg isn’t around.”

Source.

Apparently WaPo believed the Onion-copycat Daily Currant, whose stories have also prompted more than a few JMG readers to send me links. Details.

No sex until marriage! One man, one woman, FOR LIFE! Details. (Tipped by JMG reader David)

From the op-ed pages of today’s Chicago Tribune: I’ve got a suggestion for cutting short the GOP angst: Sarah Palin for president in 2016. You think I’m joking? Think again.  In 2008, Palin, running as my party’s vice presidential candidate, was widely supposed to have cost John McCain the election. But that wasn’t so. A national exit poll conducted by …

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