Tag Archives: One Million Moms

Via press release: The new Norelco commercial goes beyond a close facial shave to body grooming well below the chest and back. This commercial went WAY TOO FAR! During the commercial, it shows a man trimming hair in different areas of his body. Toward the end, it shows him standing with his boxer shorts down with hair falling to the …

We knew this was coming. Kmart (Sears Brands, LLC) has a new commercial where the whole ad is based on the slogan “I shipped my pants.” This double entendre of the s-word is repeated over and over again. Normally, we do not provide a link since One Million Moms does not want to contribute to this filth being spread around …

One Million Moms says they have forced a separate group, One Million Moms For Gun Control, to change their name.  And the AFA didn’t even have to sue them. There recently has been some confusion in the media and on the Internet concerning One Million Moms, a conservative, Christian group affiliated with American Family Association since 2001. We, One Million …

The makers of Archie Comics thank OMM for the attention.

“Just as there aren’t a million moms in One Million Moms, there is no league in the Catholic League.”

Just in via email: Dear Joe, Jack in the Box restaurants will likely drive customers away if they continue advertising in a manner that offends parents. Their newest commercial has Jack telling his son how he met his mother at a rock concert. In a flashback, just as she is about to lift her shirt exposing herself to Jack, the …

What took them so long? Dear Joe, Amazon’s Kindle Paperwhite commercial promotes gay marriage. Instead of Amazon remaining neutral in the culture war while showcasing how their product has no glare even at the beach, they chose to promote sin. The commercial starts off with a guy and a girl sitting on the beach with their Kindles. At the end, …

One Million Moms is super-upset about the Geico commercial that features a pig and his date parked on Lover’s Lane.  Via press release: Geico has succeeded in offending its customers with this inappropriate advertisement. One Million Moms has received numerous complaints because Geico’s new commercial plays with the idea of bestiality. Parents find this type of advertising repulsive and unnecessary. …

The latest from One Million Moms: Dear Joe,  Spencer Gifts in malls across the country sell more than gag gifts. Their stores are full of adult games and toys, soft porn to pornographic material, crude greeting cards, and items with foul language on them in plain view. Currently, the huge window displays for Spencer Gifts are pornographic and satanic. It …

“Dear Joe, Together we will hold CBS accountable for airing profanity in front of children and families! The network did not keep their promise that the Super Bowl broadcast would be safe for children and families. CBS aired an unedited ‘F-bomb’ during the Super Bowl broadcast in front of an estimated audience of 108 million Americans – including tens of …

One Million Moms is claiming another win. Dear Joe, VICTORY! After tens of thousands of One Million Moms members contacted NBCUniversal on Monday concerning their new reality show, the network announced yesterday that they have halted any plans to continue the “Babies’ Mamas” project. The network contemplated airing a controversial reality special titled “All My Babies’ Mamas,” but Oxygen, owned …

Just in via press release: Dear Joe,  Since reality shows of families with many children have been done, Oxygen Media, LLC has decided that a program with one dad, eleven children, and ten moms is a good idea. During a Fox News interview, the dad finds nothing wrong with the show or his choices since he supports all eleven of …

This just in from One Millions Moms spokeshrew Monica Coles. Dear Joe,  NBC’s “Biggest Loser” is back with a twist. The program, now called “The New Biggest Loser Challenge America,” airs on Monday evenings at 8:00/7:00 CT with Season 14’s focus on childhood obesity. This season includes three children from thirteen to sixteen-years-old ambassadors that are competing. Viewers welcomed this …

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One Million Moms is once again attacking Urban Outfitters because its holiday catalog includes items that have naughty words on them. Among those products is a “Merry Christmas, Bitches” coffee mug and a “Let’s Fucking Reminisce” scrapbook. “This really isn’t anything new for them,” said Monica Cole, director of the American Family Association’s One Million Moms division. “Their catalog has …

Today’s bleat from One Million Moms: Have you ever been watching what you thought was a good, clean, family movie…only to be ambushed by crude, offensive language? Ever heard God’s name used in vain or Jesus’ name as a cuss word on TV? The leading cable and satellite providers in America KNOW that families and people of faith don’t want …

Via email from One Million Moms: Since April, JC Penney’s has not aired Ellen DeGeneres in one of their commercials until now. A new JCP ad features Ellen and three elves. JCP has made their choice to offend a huge majority of their customers again. Christians must now vote with their wallets. We have contacted JC Penney’s several times in …

“Dear Joe, One Million Moms is disappointed that CBS and Warner Brothers turned Person of Interest into a politically correct machine. In mid-November, an episode aired that went way too far in an attempt to normalize homosexuality when creator and producer, J.J. Abrams, decided to introduce a married lesbian couple. Viewers find out the female heart surgeon’s spouse is actually …

As we well know, the One Million Moms pretty much hate everything.  Therefore they’ll claim victory whenever any show is canceled due to low ratings and shitty reviews. Via press  release: Dear Joe, Hope everyone had a blessed Thanksgiving! One more thing to be thankful for: “666 Park Avenue” has been canceled after only 7 episodes! ABC announced that “666 …