Tag Archives: Newt Gingrich

Newt Gingrich would like to remind everybody that marriage is between one man and one woman whom you abandon riddled with cancer on her hospital bed while you fuck the shit out of your mistress whom you later marry and cheat on with a third decades-younger woman while screaming with Godly moral outrage about the infidelities of the president.(Via Towleroad)

Source.

“Now that NOM’s race-baiting strategy of pitting American against American, minority against minority, and family members against family members is out in the open, we call on GOP candidates to renounce their NOM pledges. A president’s job is to lead and unite the nation, not take part in a politics of division and cruelty. Anyone seeking the nation’s highest office …

Not only is Newt Gingrich so broke that he’s taken to charging $50 just to be photographed with him, print reporters have given up on him. Newt Gingrich has lost his last embedded print reporters, reporters on the trail confirm. The last two print reporters covering Gingrich full-time on the trail — from POLITICO and the Atlanta Journal Constitution — …

Go shake it.

Who knew Calista gets so freaky? Via CNN.

After tomorrow’s promised drubbing in the Illinois primary, pundits and GOP insiders plan to scream bloody murder for Gingrich to withdraw. Until then, this.

$2.50 gas. Guaranteed.

A clever Pet Shop Boys parody at the expense of the remaining GOP candidates. Ricky I know you’re down for actionC’mon let me see if you’re SuperPACkingGlitter bombs. Glitter bombs.Explode in the air when you fall in my armsLet’s throw a Grand Ole PartyMy tongue Karl Rove all over your body

Newt Gingrich allows that while gay marriage is still of the devil, at least Washington and Maryland did it democratically, rather than by out of control activist judges. “I think at least they’re doing it the right way, which is going through voters, giving them a chance to vote and not having a handful of judges arbitrarily impose their will,” …

“I think that it’s very clear that this is an administration which believes that secular government – they believe that the President is superior to the Pope in the ability to define what the church is allowed to do. Obama’s position, which is truly dishonest – this new compromise is, I mentioned Orwell’s ‘1984.’ This is Orwellian . We have …

The eight hate group leaders behind their new hero have all been the subject of multiple JMG posts. Vomit.