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“Here we go again, coddling the enemy and implementing rules of engagement that prohibit our military from doing its job. Iran captures our warriors before forcing the U.S. to apologize for the ENEMY’S bullying and endangerment, all to send a (false) message that America is now so weak we’ve fallen insurmountably far under the enemy. As Sen. McCain just said …

Wearing one of her trademark Star Trek: The Next Generation pleather dresses, Prophetess Cindy Jacobs has revealed how she used the authority of White Jesus to order clouds over Jerusalem to dissipate during a photo shoot for Pat Robertson’s 700 Club. The Friendly Atheist has the transcript: A friend came to me and said, “Cindy, do something!” This is what …

Brian Tashman reports at Right Wing Watch: A listener called into Rios’ American Family Radio program this morning to predict that “Obama is not going to step down” from office, much like Fidel Castro and Hugo Chávez, because “he’s going to enact martial law” and possibly stoke a “civil war.” Rios, naturally, agreed with the listener’s assessment, suggesting that Obama …

Watch below. “When our Navy ships have problems, we don’t call Iran. We call the rest of the Navy, we can call the Air Force, the Army, the Marines, the Coast Guard. We don’t call Iran! For the Iranians to even issue a statement at all saying, ‘We are going to release them soon,’ tells you that they control whether …

Via Gawker: Oregon militia organizer Jon Ritzheimer really, really fuckin’ hates Uncle Sam. But what he hates even more is all of the obscene and generally unhelpful emails and packages that strangers from around the country and Gawker are sending to his band of armchair commandos. In a new Facebook post and accompanying video, Ritzheimer says he’s sick of this …

“We commit this campaign to You, Father. We commit this next three or four months to You, Father, that righteousness will prevail, Father. That You’ll wake up that sleeping giant, Father. Lord God, we did it in 1980 when we mobilized millions of Christians, millions of Christians across America to help elect whom I consider the greatest president since Abraham …

Harlem hate pastor James David Manning today announced 40 days of fasting and prayer to convince God to make Donald Trump our next president. The fasting and prayer will take place daily between 9AM to 730PM. Then there’s a bunch of typically deranged stuff about Obama, who is definitely a “flat-out stomp-down illegally elected Muslim.” Watch below.

World Net Daily founder and three-time Just For Men Olympics gold medalist Joseph Farah says that Donald Trump should just buy any media outlet that criticizes him. Farah’s plan arises from his long-running feud with Esquire. He writes: Donald Trump has other options in the wake of the magazine calling him “Hater in Chief.” He should turn around and buy …

Yesterday Ted Cruz declared that if liberals continue to dominate the Supreme Court, it won’t be long before religious symbols are chiseled from the tombstones of soldiers at Arlington National Cemetery. I don’t even know what to say about this. Wait, yes I do. GET THE NET.

According to Franklin Graham, the answer to gun violence is not to remove guns from the shelves, it’s to remove video games and movies. Also: more Jesus, stat! From his Facebook page:  Mr. President, you’re looking at the wrong place when it comes to the root cause of gun violence. Your executive actions will do nothing to change this horrific …

As my Twitter followers know, I’ve needled Peter LaBarbera several times for appearing in Janet Porter’s viciously anti-LGBT film alongside Christian activist Ted Shoebat, who regularly calls for the genocide of all homosexuals, atheists, and even Christians who support LGBT rights. For his part, LaBarbera has since denounced Shoebat and has reportedly asked that Shoebat’s segment be excised from the …

Ooh, papa toony! Via Right Wing Watch: Yesterday on “The Liberty Roundtable” radio program, Ammon Bundy defended his seizure of a federal building in Oregon, claiming that the Bible supports his militia’s actions. He explained that the federal government is wrongly prohibiting economic development on the property he seized, insisting that God would rather have the land be developed: “We …

This afternoon Glenn Beck declared that President Obama’s gun control measures will lead to suicides by mentally ill people who won’t seek treatment lest their names be put on a gun confiscation list. Seriously. Oh, and this will also lead to a black market for psychiatry. For realz. Watch below.

According to the Catholic site Crisis, American Muslims are thrilled with the Obergefell ruling because they know it opens the door to polygamy. And then Sharia law will come to America. They write: It’s no secret that Islam is no friend to the gay lifestyle. The issue of gay rights is a non-starter in Muslim-majority societies. In many places, the …

Pat Robertson today revealed that God Himself has told him that Saudi Arabia will burn during the coming world chaos. But Robertson assured viewers that his network and Regent University will nevertheless see a “year of prosperity” while, presumably, millions die. Watch below.

The red-caped Catholic loons of Tradition, Family, & Property decided that the best way to convince college students to oppose hot hot homo marriage was to confront them with bagpipes and comparisons to incest. The students reacted as you’d expect, therefore demonstrating their hatred of White Jesus and the freedom of speech. Watch below. TFP openly advocates for replacing the …

“Why wouldn’t Hillary Clinton get full rein upon this nation to continue the destructive pattern, destroy the social fabric of the nation — the family, of course — so that of course there will be 75 percent of kids born outside of wedlock to single mothers by the year 2030, so to be sure that tremendous majorities of American kids …

“We actually went outside and started commanding the winds because God had given us authority over the winds – the airways. And we just began to command this storm not to hit our area. We spoke to the storm and said, ‘Go to unpopulated places.’ It did exactly what we said to do because God gave us the authority to …

Kyle Mantyla reports at Right Wing Watch: Extremist right-wing activist Theodore Shoebat dedicated his most recent video to railing against the evils of Hinduism, declaring that if he was a dictator, he would invade India, destroy all Hindu temples and force everyone to convert to Christianity. After complaining, without a hint of irony, that he regularly gets compared to ISIS …

Brian Tashman reports at Right Wing Watch: On Saturday, Mission America’s Linda Harvey spoke with Peter LaBarbera of Americans For Truth About Homosexuality about how she and other anti-gay activists are running out of places to shop because so many major businesses have announced their support for LGBT rights. Harvey criticized the Human Rights Campaign’s Corporate Equality Index, which she …