Wearing one of her trademark Star Trek: The Next Generation pleather dresses, Prophetess Cindy Jacobs has revealed how she used the authority of White Jesus to order clouds over Jerusalem to dissipate during a photo shoot for Pat Robertson’s 700 Club. The Friendly Atheist has the transcript:
A friend came to me and said, “Cindy, do something!” This is what my friends do to me! “Do something!” And what he meant was “Command the clouds to go away!” I said, “No problem.” I read that in the book, right? I have authority over the weather, right?
So I did, I just put my hands up… I lifted my hands and I said these simple words: “In the name of Jesus, I command this cloud layer to dissipate.” Now doesn’t that seem weird? You know what happened? Within a half an hour, NO MORE CLOUDS! Amen? And they got the shoot.
Start at 11:45 below and keep listening after the Israel part because Cindy also totally ordered a typhoon to leave Vietnam!
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