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RFK Apologizes To Woman For Alleged Sexual Assault

The Washington Post reports: Independent presidential candidate Robert F. Kennedy Jr. has privately apologized to a woman who accused him of sexual assault, saying he does not remember the alleged incident and that any harm he caused was “inadvertent.” In a story published last week in Vanity Fair, the woman, Eliza Cooney, described inappropriate behavior and sexual advances from Kennedy …

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Musk Vows To Sue Advertisers That Ditched X, Wants States To Pursue Criminal Charges For “Collaborators”

The New York Post reports: Billionaire Elon Musk threatened legal action Thursday against an alliance that includes some of the world’s biggest companies over an “advertising boycott racket” that has contributed to a revenue crunch at his social media platform X. Musk, who bought the company formerly known as Twitter for $44 billion in 2022, made the claim in response …

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Elon Musk Claims One Million Humans Will Live On Mars In 20 Years, Offers His Sperm To Seed The Mars Colony

The New York Times reports: For more than two decades, Elon Musk has focused SpaceX, his rocket company, on his lifelong goal of reaching Mars. Over the last year, he has also ramped up work on what will happen if he gets there. Mr. Musk told SpaceX employees in April that he now expects one million people to be living …

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Lindell: Trump Should “Put Me In Charge Of Elections”

“I will tell you this: If he asks me to do anything, I’m hoping it’s when we get this, when he gets in, that he puts me in charge of our, the elections, where we can get out election platform completely fixed. “I think the election bureau should be, which I have already set up, should be part of Homeland …

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RFK Shrugs At Groping Allegations: “I Am Who I Am”

“Listen, I’ve said this from the beginning. I’m not a church boy. I am not running like that. I had a very, very rambunctious youth. I said in my announcement speech that I have so many skeletons in my closet that if they if they could all vote, I could run for king of the world. So, you know, Vanity …

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Loony Marianne Williamson: I’ll Seek Dem Nomination

Mediaite reports: The nation breathed a collective sigh of relief on Tuesday when author and perennial candidate Marianne Williamson called for an open convention at this year’s Democratic National Convention and announced that she would be throwing her hat in the ring after mounting unsuccessful campaigns in 2020 and earlier this cycle. In a statement — accompanied by a video …

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Candace Owens: “The Cult Of Science Is A Pagan Faith”

Media Matters has the transcript: Can you guys imagine being married to me? My poor husband, he rolls over, he’s like, what are you reading? And I feel like a regular wife says something, I don’t know, maybe a love series. Nora Roberts sweeping her away. Me, on the other hand — he rolled over, he asked me and I …

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Televangelist “Prophet” Calls On Trump To Rip Off Biden’s “Mask” At Debate To Reveal His Body Double

“This fake Biden, you know, what’s he gonna be like when he shows up? If he shows up. I think it’s going to be more about what are the moderators going to do, how they’re going to set President Trump up, limit what he can say, mute his microphone, and really make it difficult for him. I think that’s going …

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The Kraken Settles Former Dominion Worker’s Lawsuit

Law & Crime reports: So-called “Kraken” lawyer Sidney Powell has reached a settlement with a former Dominion Voting Systems employee who sued her for defamation and intentional infliction of emotional distress. In a series of notices filed with the Colorado Supreme Court, Colorado Court of Appeals, and Denver District Court on Monday, Powell, her eponymous law firm, and a nonprofit …

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Lindell Loses Lawyer In $5M “Prove Mike Wrong” Case

Law & Crime reports: Minnesota pillow magnate Mike Lindell has lost his final lawyer in a civil lawsuit over a disastrous challenge in which he failed to prove electoral interference and is now on the hook for over $5 million. In 2021, the outspoken supporter ofTrump issued the “Prove Mike Wrong” challenge at a South Dakota election fraud symposium — …

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Christian Site: Promotional Dragon Atop Empire State Building Opens NYC To “Rulers Of The Spiritual World”

James Lasher writes for the far-right Charisma News: It has long been held that New York City is the gateway into America. When something takes hold in the Big Apple, it invariably spreads outward to the rest of the country. So when NYC opens its arms wide for a dragon in celebration of the new season of HBO’s “House of …

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Prophet: God Told Me In 2022 That Hunter Biden Would Be Convicted And “His Word Always Comes To Pass”

From the far-right Christian site Charisma News: President and co-Founder of Destiny Encounters International Charlie Shamp revisited a prophetic word he received in August 2022, stating that “the hunter will become the hunted.” This prophecy appears to be unfolding with the recent conviction of Hunter Biden on felony charges, including weapons possession. Shamp stated, “When the word of the Lord …

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Prophetess: Dems Shot Down A Black Hawk Helicopter Carrying “Hundreds Of Thousands Of Trump Ballots”

“They’ve stolen the election. They burned ballots. They’ve hidden ballots. They’ve thrown them in the river. They even shot down a Black Hawk helicopter. Isn’t this strange? Bringing them from the military that was overseas, they were carrying the ballots! “And that helicopter was shot down so that they could never be counted. And even now they’re finding them in …

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Kennedy: I’d Rather Die Of COVID Than Wear A Mask Because That Would Be Like Living As A Slave [VIDEO]

Mediaite reports: Independent presidential candidate Robert F. Kennedy Jr. addressed the Libertarian National Convention on Friday and told an anecdote about his views on masking during the Covid pandemic. “They asked me why I wasn’t wearing a mask, which, nobody was, except for the NBC film crew.” The crowd laughed at this detail. “They said, ‘Wasn’t I scared of dying …

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UFC Fighter Says He’ll Home-School His Infant Son So He Doesn’t Turn Out To Be A “Satanic Gay Communist”

NBC News reports: American mixed martial artist Bryce Mitchell said he will be home-schooling his infant son because he doesn’t “want him to be gay.” “We’re going to have to home-school all our kids or they’re all going to end up turning gay,” Mitchell, 29, said in an Instagram video Wednesday while holding his son, Tucker, who he said was …

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Dr. Stabby Calls For Overturning No-Fault Divorce Laws

NBC News reports: Ben Carson, who is often named as a potential running mate for Donald Trump, is out with a new book in which he calls for an end to no-fault divorce laws in the United States. “For the sake of families, we should enact legislation to remove or radically reduce incidences of no-fault divorce,” Carson writes in “The …

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Lindell Drops Lawsuit Against FBI To Get Phone Back

Law & Crime reports: Weeks after the seemingly never-ending quest to get his seized cellphone back from the feds suffered a mortal wound at the U.S. Supreme Court, MyPillow CEO Mike Lindell has finally agreed to dismiss the lawsuit he filed against FBI Director Christopher Wray and U.S. Attorney General Merrick Garland. As Law&Crime has reported from the start, Lindell’s …

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Lindell Rants That Interviewer Must Work For Dominion

“Who are you from? What network is this? You run your own YouTube channel? Right. You fund it yourself? You can say whatever you want? You work for Dominion! This guy must work for Dominion and Smartmatic! “Let me tell you something, I’m the American dream on steroids! I was an ex-crack addict and found Jesus Christ! You need help! …

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RFK Challenges Biden To Drop Out In “Spoiler Pledge”

Politico reports: Despite lagging some 30 points behind President Joe Biden in the latest polls, independent candidate Robert F. Kennedy Jr. convened national media on Wednesday to make an audacious claim: It’s Biden who should drop out of the race to stop former President Donald Trump from reclaiming the White House. “We only have one chance to beat Donald Trump, …

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MAGA Prophet: Trump Critics Will Be Struck With Boils

“My children, you are about to see biblical-type plagues strike some of your enemies, even on their faces. Boils will be seen. See who was infected by them. See how they will try to explain it away. But know your enemies are very afraid just as they were in Egypt. “Watch as you have read in my word and now …

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