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RFK “Saddened” By Anti-Vax Murder At CDC Office

“We are deeply saddened by the tragic shooting at CDC’s Atlanta campus that took the life of officer David Rose. We stand with his wife and three children and the entire CDC family. We know how shaken our public health colleagues feel today. No one should face violence while working to protect the health of others. We are actively supporting CDC …

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GOP Rep: Smithsonian Is Hiding The Bones Of Giants Created When Angels Impregnated Human Females

The Meidas Touch reports: Rep. Eric Burlison, a Missouri Republican serving on the House Oversight Committee, appeared on BlazeTV’s Prime Time with Alex Stein, where he discussed his belief that giants once existed. Burlison told Stein he was scheduled to be at “NephCon 2025,” a conference focused on fringe topics including the biblical Nephilim —figures in Genesis that some interpret …

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Kennedy Cancels $500M In Vaccine Research Contracts

The Associated Press reports: The Department of Health and Human Services will cancel contracts and pull funding for some vaccines that are being developed to fight respiratory viruses like COVID-19 and the flu. Robert F. Kennedy Jr., the health secretary and a longtime vaccine critic, announced in a statement Tuesday that $500 million worth of vaccine development projects, all using …

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Vaseline Woman Wants To See Obama “Perp-Walked”

“I believe that accountability is coming. I believe you called it perp walks. I’d like to see justice, is what I call it. And that means if you’ve been found guilty, if you’ve done something wrong, you’re investigated, and you’re actually sentenced to time. And I think it’s going to come starting with maybe even potentially Barack Obama. That might …

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Dr. Demon Semen Protests Outside Supreme Court

Breitbart reports: Dr. Stella Immanuel, a Texas physician known for treating thousands of COVID-19 patients with hydroxychloroquine and ivermectin, joined fellow physicians Dr. Simone Gold, Dr. Mary Talley Bowden, and other experts in front of the United States Supreme Court to demand accountability from those who mandated vaccines and censored opposing voices. The demonstration fell on the fifth anniversary of …

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Nearly 20 States Are Facing GOP Weather Control Bills

NBC News reports: For years, outlandish theories about the U.S. government’s using airplanes to spray harmful chemicals over U.S. homes or powerful elites controlling the weather were relegated to the fringes of society. Not anymore. Republican lawmakers in nearly 20 state legislatures have proposed such legislation, with governors in Louisiana and Florida having signed bills into law. On the federal …

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Kennedy Vows To Allow Lawsuits Against Vax Makers

Axios reports: Health Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. took aim Monday at vaccine makers’ federal liability protections. Kennedy, who has repeatedly pushed the debunked idea that vaccines cause autism and in the past was involved in litigation over patient injury claims, has argued in the past that the Vaccine Injury Compensation Program (VICP) takes away manufacturers’ incentive to make vaccines …

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RFK Allows “Parasitic Sea Vampire” To Bite His Arms

The Daily Mail reports: On a tour of the Nez Perce salmon hatchery in Idaho on Thursday, Robert K. Kennedy Jr let a parasitic sea vampire, also known as a lamprey, bite his arm until the creature left a “hickey” behind. The head of the Department of Health and Human Services (HHS) posted about the blood-letting adventure on X, writing …

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MTG: I’m Introducing A Bill To Ban Weather Control Because God Didn’t Create The Deadly Floods In Texas

“I am introducing a bill that prohibits the injection, release, or dispersion of chemicals or substances into the atmosphere for the express purpose of altering weather, temperature, climate, or sunlight intensity. It will be a felony offense.  “I have been researching weather modification and working with the legislative counsel for months writing this bill. It will be similar to Florida’s …

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Doctors Debunk RFK’s New Lies After Fox Appearance

The Advance reports: Kennedy, a longtime vaccine skeptic, ousted the 17-member Advisory Committee on Immunization Practices (ACIP) earlier this week in a stunning move that shocked medical experts. He defended his action in an interview with Fox News’ Martha MacCallum, claiming that “97% of the people on the committee had conflicts of interest.” He repeated falsehoods about vaccines that were …

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QAnon Nutbags: The Trump/Musk Feud Is “5D Chess”

“Elon Musk just tweeted that President Trump is in the Jeffrey Epstein files and the Democrats and the media will no doubt have a field day with this. However, just sit back and relax because I have no doubt this will boomerang gloriously in Trump’s favor and make the Deep State look like fools yet again! Here’s why: “President Trump …

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Surgeon General Pick: I Found Love With Mushrooms

The Associated Press reports: President Donald Trump’s new pick for surgeon general wrote in a recent book that people should consider using unproven psychedelic drugs as therapy and in a newsletter suggested her use of mushrooms helped her find a romantic partner. Dr. Casey Means’ recommendation to consider guided psilocybin-assisted therapy is notable because psilocybin is illegal under federal law. …

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RFK: “People Shouldn’t Take Medical Advice From Me”

NBC News reports: Health and Human Services Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. on Wednesday sidestepped a question about vaccines and whether he would choose to vaccinate his children today against a number of diseases, saying, “I don’t think people should be taking medical advice from me.” Kennedy’s comment was in response to Rep. Mark Pocan, D-Wis., during a House Appropriations …

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RFK Swims In Creek With “High Bacteria” Warning

We can only hope for another brain worm: HHS Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. revealed Sunday that he took a dip in Washington, D.C.’s, Rock Creek with his grandchildren, despite long-standing warnings that high bacterial levels make the Potomac River tributary unsafe. According to the National Park Service (NPS), “swimming and wading are not allowed due to high bacteria levels.” …

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RFK Whines: Anti-Vaxxers Are “Treated Like Lepers”

The Daily Beast reports: “The MMR vaccine that we currently use has millions of particles that were created from aborted fetal tissue, millions of DNA fragments,” RFK Jr. told Fox News host Bret Baier. Framing the debate as one of personal freedom and religious persecution, Kennedy said that people refusing the vaccine on moral grounds were being “treated like lepers” …

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RFK Rages That “Influencers” Are Being Paid To Attack Anti-Vax “Wellness Influencer” Nutjob Surgeon General

“The attacks that Casey is unqualified because she left the medical system completely miss the point of what we are trying to accomplish with MAHA. Casey is the perfect choice for Surgeon General precisely because she left the traditional medical system–not in spite of it. Her leadership has inspired many doctors to reform the system and forge a new path …

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Trump On Surgeon General Pick: “I Don’t Know Her”

“Bobby [Kennedy] thought she was fantastic. She’s highly — she’s a brilliant woman who went through Stanford, and as I understand it, she basically wanted to do, she wanted to be an academic as opposed to a surgeon. I think she graduated first in her class at Stanford [NOPE], and Bobby really thought she was great. I don’t know her. …

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Kennedy To Use Medicare Records To Study Autism

The Associated Press reports: Health Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. announced a plan Wednesday to use medical data and records from people on Medicaid and Medicare to help study autism although experts say it’s unlikely to help reveal the condition’s root causes. The program will involve a data sharing agreement between the National Institutes of Health, the government’s health research …

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Carlson Guest: Feds Spent $21 Trillion On Underground Bunkers To Shelter The Elite During “Extinction Event”

The Independent reports: A former Bush administration official has made startling claims, alleging that the United States government has built an extensive underground network of bunkers worth $21 trillion. The bunkers, as the official said, were constructed from 1998 till 2015 and with “unauthorized spending.” Catherine Austin Fitts, the Secretary of Housing and Urban Development from 1989 until 1990, under …

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QAnon Nutbags Go Wild Over Trump’s Pope Image

From one of X’s most prominent QAnon accounts: Trump posted himself as the Pope — My thoughts and it’s connection to Q. “Godfather III” is mentioned in Q drops quite a few times… The Godfather III’s plot revolves around Michael Corleone discovering the Vatican Bank’s ties to organized crime, symbolizing real-world allegations of money laundering by the Vatican for globalist …

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