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One Million Moms spokesbigot Monica Cole says that JC Penney is calling for their own boycott by hanging up on people who call to complain about “perverse and deviant” Ellen DeGeneres.

Remember last year when every anti-gay hate group issued press releases declaring that it was a “badge of honor” that the Southern Poverty Law Center had added them to their list of hate groups? Well, it turns out that their widdle feewings were really hurt after all because today they’re going to march up and down outside the SPLC headquarters …

Five years ago NYC approved a $29M bond for the construction of 200 low income housing units in the Bronx. The now-finished project includes street level store fronts and office space. DOWNSIDE: The project is named after the neighborhood’s rep in the state senate, evil nasty homophobe Ruben Diaz. UPSIDE: The newest tenant is Bronx Pride. WAY UPSIDE: Diaz is …

Gawker points out that over 100,000 DVD copies of Atlas Shrugged are being recalled because the box insert commits the VERY non-libertarian crime of mentioning “self-sacrifice.” “It’s embarrassing for sure and of course, regardless of how or why it happened, we’re all feeling responsible right now.” says Scott DeSapio, Atlas Productions’ COO and Communications Director “You can imagine how mortified …

Hate group leader Lou Sheldon (Traditional Values Coalition) deluged the media with calls to attend his press conference on the attempt to repeal SB 48. Exactly ZERO reporters showed up. The two people facing Sheldon are gay activists from the Courage Campaign. SNORK!

“The law requires more than just Power Point presentations. The administration is supposed to describe exactly what will happen under the new LGBT law. But they haven’t done that! They’re barreling ahead anyway. The president is just determined to impose LGBT law on the military, regardless of the concerns of Congress. Without the law on the books, they will go …

Focus On The Family, which went through an embarrassing reduction in their hate force just last year, is back on the financial ropes. Squee! CitizenLink this week sent an email to constituents pleading for $2.3 million in 30 days to avoid a budget shortfall. If the money is not raised, “our ability to act on your behalf will be severely, …

The cinematic love letter to Sarah Palin, The Undefeated, is on its way to being the biggest box office bomb of the year. With its Sarah Palin documentary “The Undefeated” increasing its playdates by 40 percent this weekend, only to watch box office revenue decline by more than 63 percent, distributor Arc Entertainment announced Sunday that the film will soon …

In case you missed the unparalleled pleasure of seeing NY Sen. Ruben Diaz getting smacked down for violating chamber rules, the Senate has just posted this video of the final moments of Friday’s marriage vote.

For weeks World Net Daily has been flogging nutjob Jerome Corsi’s coming birther book, encouraging readers to pre-order it on Amazon so that it debuts at the top of bestsellers lists. Even though it doesn’t come out for weeks, today Corsi’s now-doomed title ranks at #29 on the overall chart and is #1 on several of Amazon’s niche categories.

Good As You notes that NOM has ditched the 219,000 followers on the Facebook page moderated by defector Louis Marinelli and started a brand new page. Snork! Back to zero, NOMbies.

Yup, she said it. Sarah Palin was in New Delhi, India March 19 for the annual India Today conclave, where she gave a speech on “My Vision for America.” The theme for this years conclave was “The Changing Balance of Power.” After her speech, Palin sat down for a Q and A session with India Today Editor-in-Chief and Session Chairman …

The Jefferson Parish Sheriff’s Office said today that anti-gay New Orleans Pastor Grant Storms admitted to them that he was masturbating in his van by that playground. But Storms says he wasn’t actually watching any children, therefore the obscenity charge shouldn’t stick. Reverend Grant Storms was booked on Friday after his arrest at Lafreniere Park. Witnesses told investigators they saw …

New Orleans’ infamous Pastor Grant Storms, who every year can be found shouting hellfire and brimstone at Southern Decadence attendees, has been arrested for masturbating in his van while watching children in a playground. Storms told deputies that he was merely having lunch at Lafreniere Park, 3000 Downs Blvd., in his van when he decided to relieve himself using a …

And they bring on Maggie to ride the waambulance!

Episcopal Rev. Marshall Brown, who helped 14 Virginia parishes leave the main church in protest of the elevation of openly gay Bishop Gene Robinson, has been fired by his Fairfax, Virginia parish for viewing pornography on church computers. It was Brown’s Truro Church that led the continuing schism in the Episcopal Church over the ordination of gays. Truro’s rejection of …