Tag Archives: Donald Trump

Miss Universe Pageant Responds To Petition For Relocation Of Moscow Event

The Miss Universe pageant has responded to a Change.org petition which demands that this year’s event be moved from Moscow. Via press release: The Miss Universe Organization believes in equality for all individuals and is deeply concerned by the laws recently enacted in Russia and currently in place in several other countries. Both the law, as well as the violence …

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Andy Cohen Turns Down Hosting Gig At Miss Universe Pageant In Russia

Andy Cohen won’t be returning as the host of Miss Universe next year. The Watch What Happens Live star told his friend and pageant cohost of the past two years, E! News’ Giuliana Rancic, that he turned it down because “their discriminatory policies make it unsafe for the gays who live there and gays coming to work or visit.” “The …

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Trump Goes Birther On Sen. Ted Cruz

And all of Teabagistan goes nuts. It’s bliss.

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Infighting Is Funny, Part 87

Donald Trump don’t want none of them furriners breaking down our red, white, and blue doors. Unless, of course, one of them happens to be an Eastern European model hottie that is half his age.

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Here’s the “Comedy Sketch” Donald Trump Made For Last Year’s GOP Convention

Breitbart has posted the unseen-until-now video that Donald Trump wanted to have shown at last year’s GOP convention. Wonkette‘s Doktor Zoom nails it: Breitbart horcrux and chaotic evil shitbag Matthew Boyle says that Trump’s people put the production cost of the segment at $100,000, and it shows — it’s no mere $50K IRS Star Trek parody, that’s for sure! The …

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Donald Trump Out-Douches Himself

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Trump Vs Malkin

Donald Trump’s flame war with crackpot Michelle Malkin continues today on Twitter.  Malkin’s Twitchy site has been attacking Trump all week.

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Trump To Speak At CPAC

You may recall that now-banned GOProud launched a write-in campaign for Trump during CPAC 2011’s straw poll of presidential candidates. As GOProud was one of that year’s co-sponsors, Trump was there to speak at their invitation. Which worked out great for them, as he sure doesn’t mind going back without them.

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Forbes Issues 2013 Billionaires List

According to Forbes Magazine, there are presently 1342 billionaires in the world. Other notables on the list: Michael Bloomberg (#13, $27B), Jeff Bezos (#19, $25B), Sergey Brin (#21, $23B), George Soros (#30, $19B), Mark Zuckerberg (#66, $13B), Rupert Murdoch (#91, $11B), Giorgio Armani (#131, $8B),  Donald Trump (#423, $3B),  Oprah Winfrey (#503, $3B), and Peter Thiel (#931, $1.6B).

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Tweet Of The Day – Donald Trump

Minutes after the above tweet went out, Trump tweeted that he had been “seriously hacked” and is “looking for the perpetrators.” Mediaite is suspicious. If a group like the one that recently turned Burger King’s Twitter feed into a McDonald’s ad and turned Jeep’s into one for Cadillac actually did hack Trump’s account, it seems like they would have done …

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Donald Trump Threatens To Sue Organizer Of Campaign For Macy’s To Drop Him

Donald Trump says he’s might sue the man who launched an online petition drive that calls for Macy’s to stop selling his branded items. Trump’s attorney, Alan Garten, has sent a letter to Angelo Carusone, who launched an online petition urging Macy’s to drop Trump, saying that Trump will sue Carusone for damages “not less than $25,000,000” if he continues …

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Donald Trump: I’m Suing Bill Maher

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Enter Deadspin Response

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Deadspin FTW

(Via Wonkette)

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Anti-Trans Beauty Queen Ordered To Pay Pageant $5M For Defamation

Back in July, Miss Pennsylvania Sheena Monnin abruptly quit the Miss USA pageant, declaring that the parent organization was “fraudulent, lacking in morals, inconsistent, and in many ways trashy” because they had allowed a “natural born male” to compete in Canada. Both would have represented their respective nations at Miss Universe had they won. Monnin went on to claim that …

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David Axelrod Shaves His Stache

Obama campaign strategist David Axelrod shaved off his famed mustache on national television this morning after donations pushed his epilepsy research fund over $1M. Axelrod hasn’t been clean-shaven in over 40 years.

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HomoQuotable – George Takei

“Friends, I had lunch with Donald Trump today at the Trump Tower Grill. It was a lively and engaging hour-long conversation that touched upon his personal position on marriage equality. He confided that he recently attended a same-sex wedding and that he’d found it ‘beautiful.’  I remarked that NY is now a marriage-equality state, and that after all, marriage is …

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Dump Trump Protest At NYC Macy’s

Video by JMG reader Philip Davis.

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Petition Of The Day

Birther. Sexist. Liar.  Details.

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Trump Responds To Mark Cuban

Donald Trump took to Twitter today to fire off a dozen insults at Dallas Mavericks owner and fellow billionaire loudmouth Mark Cuban, who this weekend offered $1 million if Trump would shave that thing off his head.

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