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One Million Moms Against Slutty Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue

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Just In From Pastor Jazz Hands

“Mitt Romney is a Mormon and Barak Obama is a Muslim or something else-but definitely not a Christian. Romney believes in another Jesus, not the Biblical Jesus. Romney’s Jesus is a created being, the spirit brother of Lucifer. Romney thinks he will become a God. Christians consider this evil. Jesus is the second Person of the Godhead — God eternal. …

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The Thing That Ate Its Own Brain 8,
With Victoria Jackson As The Thing

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Herman Cain, WTF? (Part Two)

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Pat Robertson: Men Hooking Up With
Men Is Due To Demonic Possession

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God Is Sending Strange Sounds Because He’s Just About To Murder The World

Something something 144,000 Jews something BAM!

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Porno Pete: People Are Mean To Me!

“As sick and twisted as Dan Savage’s wicked anti-Santorum hate-site is, you wouldn’t believe the nasty e-mails and tweets I’m getting from fans of Savage! The Libertine Left’s awful demonization of conservatives and especially Bible-believing Christians is finally coming home to roost — because when the Dan Savages and Bill Mahers of the world, and venomous homosexual bloggers like Joe …

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Headline Of the Day

Never.

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Nation To Rise Up Against Evil Obama

So says World Net Daily.

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Porno Pete To MTV: Cancel Dan Savage

“Number One: Dan Savage is a radical and raunchy homosexual activist who gives unhealthy and reckless sex advice. He aggressively works to undermine the historic ethic of marital fidelity by championing the twisted notion that married couples should allow outside sex — like so many ‘monogamish’ homosexual male couples do. Incredibly, Savage argues that this would lower the divorce rate. …

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David Barton: God Will Destroy The United States If We Don’t Give Money To Israel

“One of the areas where I will agree with Libertarians is that our foreign policy spending is way the heck out of bounds. The one where I’m going to draw an exception is we’ve got a business giving to Israel. And you can say ‘Well, it’s not in the Constitution.’ Okay, I can say it’s in Genesis 12:3. Genesis 12:3 …

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God Is Going To Rapture Christian Airline Pilots And Crash Everybody Else To Death

And now, here’s a song about just that. You seriously should watch this, if just for the line about “astonished liberals” amongst the wreckage. UPDATE: The video has been yanked.

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The Latest Lie From David Barton

“If a teenager wants to earn $370,000 more in their lifetime than all their neighbors, you know what they need to do? A study now shows that if you are not sexually active as a teenage, you do earn $370,000 more in your lifetime than others. Now explain that … it just shows God’s ways work.” – Anti-gay activist David …

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Pat Robertson: Blowjobs Are OK!

But ONLY if you are opposite-married, DUH.

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The Gays Caused High Unemployment

“Christians are called to unite the GOP with Rick Santorum. This is because the Bible says that Mitt Romney opposes Jesus Christ and Christians. Romney is against everything the USA was founded upon. God promises to fix the economy if we vote for mature Christians. God says that the economy declined for taking God out of government, 53-plus million abortions …

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Obama Killed Breitbart, Part III

Harlem’s Pastor James David Manning says “my investigation has revealed” that Andrew Breitbart discovered that the killing of Osama Bin Laden is a hoax. Therefore Obama had to murder him. I gave up listening after five minutes, that’s all you really need.RELATED: Pastor Manning also recently revealed that Newt Gingrich and Mitt Romney are secretly black.

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Kalley Yanta Doesn’t Just Hate Gay People

Good As You tips us that Minnesota For Marriage spokes-shrew Kalley Yanta doesn’t just hate gay people, she hates birth control, which she once used to “prolong my promiscuous lifestyle.” Yanta says when she gets to heaven she’s going to “meet all those children I killed” with birth control. That’s when she’ll have some “serious apologizing” to do. Birth control …

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Frothy Mix: I’ll Defund All Contraception

“One of the things I will talk about, that no president has talked about before, is I think the dangers of contraception in this country. It’s not okay. It’s a license to do things in a sexual realm that is counter to how things are supposed to be. [Sex] is supposed to be within marriage. It’s supposed to be for …

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Anti-Christian Witches Are Plotting To Take Over The World Through Harry Potter

So sez this “seventh-generation witch” turned evangelical.

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