Tag Archives: crackpots

Rabbi Daniel Lapin: 9/11 Was Predicted In The Torah & Was Totally Planned By Hitler

“The Torah, in ancient Jewish wisdom the Bible, actually explains something which we have lived through which is one of the great mysteries: the plot of 9/11. Not only do we find references in Zachariah to four mysterious crafts that come through between two mountains made of metal, in biblical terminology mountains can be natural mountains or also anything tall …

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You Too Can Raise The Dead!

It’ll only cost $215 for the 18 DVD instructions!

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Email Of The Day – Eugene Delguadio

This week’s email from local elected suburban Virginia official Eugene Delguadio is another ten-page morass of outrageous lies. Of course! But at least this week no radical homofascists broke into Eugene’s house and hit him on the head with rocks. This time Eugene turns his attention to a pending federal anti-bullying bill. A bill which, if passed, would totally make …

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LOS ANGELES: Christian Activist Heckles Obama, Calls Him The Anti-Christ

Pastor David Serrano is also known for disrupting local government meetings with screams about the apocalypse and God’s Vengeful Earthquakes.

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Keith Olbermann Rips Rick Perry’s
Anti-Gay Florida Campaign Leader

Olbermann takes on Rick Perry’s Florida campaign leader, who says God sends natural disasters to express displeasure with gay marriage. She can also raise the dead! SRSLY. Glory! Praise Jeebus!(Via – Good As You)

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Perry Campaign Leader Pam Olsen Preaches On Seven Mountains Theocracy

Pam Olsen, who is one of Rick Perry’s campaign leaders, advocates for Seven Mountains dominionism, a surging theology which claims that only Christians are approved by God to rule America. Olsen also says that God punishes the nation with natural disasters when gay rights advances are made. Oh and I almost forgot, she can raise the dead! Rick Perry for …

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Email Of The Day – Eugene Delguadio

“Dear Joe, I’ve been putting off sending you this message for a while because I didn’t want to worry you. But late one night while sorting through pro-family petitions from supporters like you a thug crept in through a door, threw a blanket over my head and pummeled me with a rock. Thankfully, one of my volunteers heard when I …

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Harry Potter And Homos! Oh Noes!

Televangelist John Hagee, who preached from the stage at Rick Perry’s Christ-A-Thon, is probably most famous for his claim that God sent Hurricane Katrina because of wicked homosexuals. He’s also called for a preemptive nuclear strike on Iran.

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Leno Confronts Crazy Eyes On Gays

NOTE: If this clip gets yanked from YouTube, it’s also on Hulu.

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New From Ron Paul

Just beamed down from Paul’s flying saucer.

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Christian Love At Southern Decadence

NOTE: This clip has been reposted from a different YouTube account after the earlier version got zapped as hate speech.

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Pat Robertson: Stop Being So Jewish!

Pat Robertson says that the End Times can’t come until Jews give up their religion and worship their true messiah. Stop being so Jewish, you guys are totally holding things up!

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Bryan Fischer: Help! I’m Being Oppressed!

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Cindy Jacobs: Rick Perry’s Prayer Rally Broke The Curse Of Cannibalism

“The Native American people were cannibals and they ate people. And so you can see a manifestation of that in the churches where people turned against people and kind of cannibalized other people’s ministries. So there’s been a lot of prayer over that in Houston, Texas, they’ve done a lot of intercession over that and broke the curses on the …

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Biggest Applause Line At CNN’s Teabagger Debate: Let The Uninsured Die!

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Obama’s Speech On Israel Made God Destroy Missouri With Tornadoes

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DADT Repeal Hastens End Times

“Jesus tells us in Luke 21 that before all the signs of His return ultimately are completed that they will take us before kings and rulers and persecute us in His name. And that is, just scripture, that’s prophesy, and I think we’re seeing that persecution now of Christians, particularly of Christians in uniform, Christians that are prominent Christians, Christians …

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Wingnuts: Gay Parents = Gay Kids

Today’s “exclusive!” top story on World Net Daily is a claim from some crackpot psychologist who says that kids with gay parents are “seven times more likely to be homosexual!” A licensed psychologist with both clinical and forensic practice outreaches is warning that it appears children of homosexual couples are seven times more likely to develop “non-heterosexual preferences” than other …

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