Tag Archives: batshittery

Bill Donohue: Chikin Haters Are Fascists

“Dan Cathy, president of Chick-fil-A, has said that we are ‘inviting God’s judgment on our nation when we shake our fist at him and say, ‘We know better than you as to what constitutes a marriage.’ How this unremarkable statement, which never mentions homosexuals, can be labeled anti-gay is astounding. But according to the editorial board of the New York …

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Email Of The Day – Eugene Delgaudio

“Dear Joe, In the past, the radical homosexuals have attempted to kill me, even threatening and stalking my family. However, all that did was make me more determined than ever to fight them. And with your help, I did. Together, you and I have really rocked the Homosexual Lobby. We’ve held off so much of their agenda for so many …

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The Thing That Ate Its Own Brain 11,
With Victoria Jackson As The Thing

Something something lesbians something Ellen something heroin addicts.

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Eugene Delguadio Wants You To Buy Stock In Privately-Owned Chick-Fil-A

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Chick-Fil-A CEO: God Is Punishing America For The Foolishness Of Gay Marriage

“It’s very clear in Romans chapter 1, if we look at society today, we see all the twisted up kind of stuff that’s going on. Washington trying to redefine the definition of marriage and all the other kinds of things that we go—if you go upstream from that, in Romans chapter 1, you will see that because we have not …

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Colorado’s Batman Shooting Happened Because Adam Took A Bite Of That Apple

“You can’t help but think of Satan – you know that dark knight who was once that white knight … the highest of all angels who got thrown out of heaven and has now been on the earth perverting, killing, whispering in ears. There is a highly organized, systematized army of darkness. I kind of go back to Adam and …

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Colorado’s Batman Shooting Happened Because God Is Angry About The DNC

“The whole National Guard couldn’t make James do what is right. He has become his own law, showing contempt for authority and doing what is right in his own eyes. He is the product of the Culture of Death that the DNC has embraced. There is not a police force big enough to make a young man do what is …

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Colorado’s Batman Shooting Happened Because God Is Angry About Abortion

“In our perverse society, a woman exercising her ‘right to choose’ death for her innocent child represents ‘courage,’ while the Batman shooter’s ‘choice’ to kill innocent moviegoers represents cowardice. And it is. They are both acts of cowardice. The only relevant difference is the victims’ age. Let me be clear: Am I comparing this incredibly wicked, illegal mass murder at …

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Enter The Conspiracy Nuts

That didn’t take long. This has all the signs of Fast & Furious, Episode II. I wouldn’t be surprised to discover someone in Washington was behind it all. After all, there’s no quicker way to disarm a nation and take total control over the population than to stage violence, blame it on firearms, then call for leaders to “do something!” …

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Tea Party Head Judson Phillips: Obama Should Prove He’s Not A Gay Crackhead

“Obama by his own admission was a very heavy marijuana user in his youth. He has also admitted to using cocaine, though he denies using drugs such as heroin. He also says he was a significant drinker. Why is this important? Because these are all symptoms of addiction. A man named Larry Sinclair claims that in 1999 he and Barack …

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Limbaugh Claims Dark Knight Movie Villain Bane Is A Secret Jab At Mitt Romney

Another laughable conspiracy theory from Rush Limbaugh. Rush Limbaugh has come under the impression that the villainous Bane, played by Tom Hardy in “The Dark Knight Rises” and Batman’s most destructive nemesis yet, is a dig at Bain Capital, the financial services company once headed by Republican presidential candidate Mitt Romney that’s featuring prominently in President Barack Obama’s campaign ads. …

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The Thing That Ate Its Own Brain 10,
With Victoria Jackson As The Thing

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Email Of The Day – Eugene Delgaudio

“Joe, On July 7, Barney Frank shocked the nation by becoming the first Congressman in history to enter into a homosexual ‘marriage’. It is just outrageous my friend. The timing of this insult to American values is not coincidental. With Obama’s recent public endorsement of homosexual ‘marriage,’ the Homosexual Lobby and their allies in government are pushing hard to pass …

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Delgaudio & His Fugly Clowns, Part 3

In his latest edition of batshittery, Eugene Delgaudio addresses an off-camera former GOP Sen. John Warner and thanks him for attending the presentation of “one million petitions against the gay bill of special rights.” Whatever THAT is. Shortly into the clip we hear the voice purporting to be Sen. Warner, the sixth husband of Elizabeth Taylor, who surely would bitchslap …

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Scamtastic Faith Healing Convention

Expected End Ministries wants you to bring your broken diseased bodies to Phoenix later this month where Jesus will cure everything. Amputees are not invited. Katie Souza and the EEM team teach and equip people how to move in the supernatural and cause the Kingdom of Heaven to manifest on earth. Through this ministry, thousands of people have experienced physical …

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The Thing That Ate Its Own Brain 9,
With Victoria Jackson As The Thing

Lesbians are like heroin addicts! Or something!(Via Good As You)

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Wingnuts Explain Justice Roberts

Unbelievable. Almost.

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Gay Marriage Leads To Dog Fucking

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Domestic Violence? Bullying? Robbing Old Ladies? It’s JUST Like Eating Fish!!!

So says the latest idiocy from PETA.

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How To Make A Living On Gay Marriage

“Who would have ever believed that the President of the United States would shake his fist in the face of God! By attacking God’s institution of marriage and affirming homosexual ‘marriage’ that’s exactly what Barack Obama did. He is undoubtedly the MOST radical, anti-Christian anti-family President in our history. We can’t and won’t allow this to go unanswered. “God graciously …

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