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Man On Cellphone: Oh, Jesus! Well, if it is gunshots, don’t sleep in the front bedroom!.

The world’s first all text message novel has been published in Finland. (First review: “SUX!”. ) Finns apparently have a real passion for text messaging, their Prime Minister was widely ridiculed for breaking up with girlfriend via text message. I guess he didn’t know that u cnt txt mssg brk up..

Organizers have announced that Moscow Pride will take place this year. Yesterday Moscow Mayor Yuri Luzhkov called gay people “satanic” and vowed that he will not allow any celebration to occur. Last year’s event turned violent when skinheads and other protesters showed up and were allowed by police to attack marchers. The head of Moscow Pride, Nicolas Alexeyev, was among …

Eddie took this shot yesterday when he and I accompanied the Farmboyz to the Apple store on the corner of Central Park. The Farmboyz were in search an upgrade. Aren’t we all? As he always must, Eddie had to ride the glass elevator that travels one floor down from the street level. The store was a madhouse, but the Farmboyz …

Thanks to the sleuthing of Dallas JMG reader Bob Stoller, “Pastor Donnie Davies” has been exposed as Dallas-area actor Joey Oglesby (First name corrected from post headline). Here he is. Joey Oglesby recently appeared in a production of Debbie Does Dallas: The Musical. Joey Oglesby is a former member of the Chicken & Pickle Guys sketch comedy duo. Finally. Our …

I’m getting a bit tired of this drawn out drama. Here’s Davies’ third performance. He cries about being mocked for his weight again, “I can dunk a basketball!” Still, his acting continues to be flawless and the logo is damn funny. Check out the crane shot at the end. This ain’t no cheap production..

February 14th I’ll be performing in WYSIWYG’s Worst.Sex.Ever. This will be the fourth annual installment of the Valentine’s Day show in which the performers recount their all-time worst sexual experiences. Advance tickets are available here, this show always sells out. Um, if you happen to be a certain short Latino bodybuilder who lives on W.49th in Hell’s Kitchen, you might …

Grand Central Terminal, Food Court, 1:30 PMAn attractive young white guy and a stunning Asian girl are seated next to me. As I’m eating my lunch and scanning the Times, they converse animatedly in Japanese. As always, I am startled to hear an apparent Westerner speaking fluent Japanese, I don’t know why I always notice that. They are in business …

The caffeinated doughnut. I’ll have the venti jelly..

“Home urinals are becoming ‘a definite must for luxury master suites.’” Make all the pee, flower, and gay jokes that you want. Who wants to go #1?.